Crackheads

By SUNKlTTEN

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DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine... More

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TheCrewMinusOne

Jk: Tae is ignoring me

Chimchim: same

DaJin: aww our baby Tae is ignoring the two idiots and now they are sad

DaJin: Hey Tae

Tata🦋: yes?

DaJin: You're my favourite now

Tata🦋: YAY FINALLY

DaJin: keep ignoring the two snakes

Jk: um excuse me but what did I do?

DaJin: I mean-

Jk: It's not my fault that the hoe came to me and before I know it his lips were on mine

Jk: like ew thinking it makes me cringe

Chimchim: well IM SORRY I WAS DRUNK AF

Chimchim: AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING

Jk: Can you forgive me? FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO BUT ANYWAY

Jk: ¿?

Jk: Jin?

DaJin: Tae can you forgive him?

Tata🦋: Uhhh

Tata🦋: sure

Jk: REALLY

Tata🦋: Yea but I still don't want to talk to him

Jk: wow

Tata🦋: oh and I definitely won't forgive chim

Chimchim: smh

Tata🦋: I mean I'm having fun with my new friend Jackson who IS NOT A SNAKE LIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE

DaJin: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ☕

Chimchim: was that shade to me?

Jk: most likely

DaJin: okay I hope you make up soon cause I miss joonie

DaJin: I've been hanging out with jimin and Jk the last two days

DaJin: When I'm saying hanging out I mean I'm helping them not kill each other and I hear all their complains

Chimchim: you see namjoon at home

DaJin: still I want us to be a beautiful family again

DaJin: ALSO MY HUSBAND SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH THIS JACKSON DUDE SO YEA YOU BETTER MAKE THE FUCK UP SOON OR I'LL CUT YOU

DaJin: what was I saying? Oh yea let's be a family again :)

Chimchim: this Jackson is stealing your men people

Chimchim: we need to take them back

Kitty🐈: what are you talking about now?

Chimchim: you are a traitor

Kitty🐈: ?

Chimchim: you are hanging with Jackson instead of us

Kitty🐈: No I'm hanging with Namjoon and Tae, when I'm with you the only thing I hear is Jk and you complaining or fighting so no thanks

Chimchim: I trusted you

Kitty🐈: oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kitty🐈: maybe if you stop acting like children who lost their candy I'll hang out with you more

Nam: I'm mostly talking with Tae and Yoongi

Nam: Jackson is a great guy, you should meet him

Jk: If we come Tae will leave

Nam: Then fix the problem

Jk: Tae is pretending he can't hear me so

Tata🦋: Did yall hear sumn?

DaJin: smh

DaJin: hey Joon?

Nam: yea?

DaJin: Do you still love me?

Nam: what kind of question is that?

DaJin: ʘ‿ʘ

Nam: I MEAN YES

Nam: Yes of course I love you baby why are you asking?

DaJin: just making sure

Chimchim: WHEN WILL I EVER

Jk: stop being gross in the gc

DaJin: now that I'm thinking about it Jimin could just give a peck to Jungkook

DaJin: but this bitch literally sat on him and made out with him

DaJin: like tf

The user Tata🦋 left the groupchat TheCrewMinusOne

Chimchim: thanks Jin once again

DaJin: no problem

DaJin: oh my Tae left

DaJin: I'll just put him back

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I love the new songs so much djsjjbfdj

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