After I washed the dishes I moved on to laundy.
I swear we had to do 20 loads a week just to keep up!
Only me and Uncle Liam were aloud to do laundry because one time Uncle Harry and Uncle Lou managed.to turn a whole load pink.
A load that happened to contain my softball pants.
Do you know who humiliating it was to go to practice in pink pants? Very humiliating.
Flashback
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"Uncle Lou have you seen my softball pants?" I asked
He looked at Uncle Harry nervously.
"Hey! Why don't we go out for ice cream!" Uncle Harry said nervously grabbing his keys.
"I would but I have practice in 20 minutes and I need to find my pants." I said starting to get annoyed.
"There in the dryer!" They said before running off.
Uh oh. What did they do?
I went downstairs to the laundry room and looked in the dryer.
The whole load was pink.
I pulled out my pants and looked at them horrified.
LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON AND HARRY EDWARD STYLES GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!" I yelled.
There was no response so I went upstairs.
There car was gone meaning they were too. Oh they will pay...
Later on that night still in flashback
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It was 2 a.m. and the boys were finally asleep.
I went down to the kitchen and found Uncle Lou's carrots.
Jackpot
I took them outside and dumped them into the hole I had dug earlier.
After covering them up with dirt I made my way back inside.
I went into Uncle Harry's room with my straightener and a plan.
15 minutes he had perfectly straight hair.
I took the straightener and empty bags and went to my dads room.
I put the bags in his trash making sure you could still see them.
Next I put the straightener on the bathroom counter.
Don't they always say "Blame Niall"?
End of flashback
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I chuckled to myself thinking about their reactions.
I made my way to my dads room to gather his dirty clothes when I noticed his phone on the bed.
Hmm one peek couldn't hurt
I picked up his iPhone and saw he had a password.
What would my dad set as his password?
I typed in "Nandos" and it unlocked. Wow he really loved his nandos.
I tapped his messaging icon and saw he had a text from Ashley.
From Ashley ;-*
I don't see why we can't dump her at a boarding school! That way there will be more time for us ;)
Reply:
I'll think about it.
I locked the phone and let it drop back onto the bed.
I wanted to get rid of me
He didn't want me.
I ran up to my room and slamed the door turning on my iPod to drown out my sobs.
And of corse "There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney came on. Which only made.be cry harder because it was my dads song to me.
All he could think about was I'm too young for this Got my whole life ahead Hell I'm just a kid myself How 'm I gonna raise one
All he could see were his dreams Goin' up in smoke So much for ditchin' this town And hangin' out on the coast Oh well, those plans are long gone
And he said "There goes my life There goes my future, my everything Might as well kiss it all goodbye There goes my life"
A couple years of up all night and Few thousand diapers later That mistake he thought he made Covers up the refrigerator Oh yea, he loves that little girl
Mamma's waitin' to tuck her in As she fumbles up those stairs She smiles back at him Draggin' that teddy bear, sleep tight Blue eyes and bouncin' curls
He smiles "There goes my life There goes my future, my everything I love you Daddy, good night There goes my life"
She had that Honda loaded down With Abercrombie clothes And fifteen pairs of shoes And his American Express
He checked the oil, slammed the hood Said, "You're good to go" She hugged 'em both And headed off to the West Coast
And he cried "There goes my life There goes my future, my everything I love you, Baby, goodbye"
There goes my life
There goes my life Baby goodbye Baby goodbye There goes my life
*Authors Note* I really like that song. I thought it fit pretty well because Niall had Carly when he was a teenager. Please excuse and spell/grammar errors. :)