"So what do you think it is?" (Y/n) asked her attention drawn to the ancient square stone looking thing that she and Kara had brought in from an alien raid that afternoon.
Small carved odd looking creatures that almost resembled humans decorated the front as bits of the stone had fallen out over time.
Alex sighed looking at the object with curiosity. "I have absolutely no idea."
" Do you think it is an Oan artifact? " Kara asked trying to use her x-ray vision but it was useless it was protected by something that even her vision could not penetrate.
"I don't know we'll need to do some tests to find out," Alex said seriously putting on some gloves, ( Y/n)'s eyebrows raised in interest at the sight.
"How do you make that look sexy?"
" It's a gift. " Alex smiled, it had been a whole week since they had returned from earth twenty-five, a full seven days since Alex had to say goodbye to her lover and while the pain still haunted her, it was easing away, (Y/n) was still with her and that was what mattered the most.
Kara grimaced. "Just get started with your testing Alex, should you even be flirting at work?"
" I asked that when I used to visit Lena at CatCo and you were in her office drooling like a Saint Bernard over a big juicy bone. " (Y/n) replied sarcastically, Kara gasped.
"I did not drool!"
" Oh yes, you did. "
Alex rolled her eyes and retreated to her back room to collect the instruments she would need to examine the object, leaving her sister and her girlfriend to fight.
"No, I did not, I would never do such a thing, well aside from pizza but that is my thing." Kara defended throwing her arm out wide almost touching the object.
" No Kara you really did, your eyes were practically in her boobs. "
"How dare you I would never disrespect my friend that way."
(Y/n) sighed. "Kara do you think I am disrespecting Alex when I stare a little too long at her butt? When she's in her new suit and the fit is just right that I can see the outline of her breasts?"
" I really don't want to hear this. " Kara covered her ears with her hands.
(Y/n) tried to pull her hands away to fully hear what she was about to say, but they stumbled backward and both knocked into the object, they watched as it wobbled from one side to the other until it stopped and they both breathed a sigh of relief.
"That was lucky, Kara it's not disrespectful sometimes it's just biological and you know Alex does it to me right? But I don't feel disrespected, I kinda like it."
Suddenly a low hum began from the square object, the two supers turned to look at it just in time for a small lid to open at the top and in a split second released a soft spray of dust that hit the cousins.
"Wtf!"
" Kara and (Y/n) I swear if you keep arguing I'm going to throw you both out of my lab! " Alex said as she returned her head focused on the few apparatus she carried in her arms when she looked up to see the two women there was no one there. "Where have you gone?"
" We're down here dummy. " A childish voice called up to her, Alex dreaded what she would find when her eyes hit where the voice was coming from.
"Oh, My God." She gasped.
"Hey, Mrs. Lady can we have an ice cream?" Alex felted her eyes bulge out of her head at the sight she had to lose the things she was holding in case she dropped the expensive things, Kara and (Y/n) were gone instead in their place and in their now oversized super suits stood two little girls who couldn't have been older than seven or eight years old.
"You can't have ice cream I should have ice cream I am older than you!" The blonde haired girl chastised her (h/c) friend.
Oh, this isn't good.
Alex stared down at the two figures unsure what she was supposed to do, how had this happened? the strange square object seemed to draw her attention and she noticed the top was open. Damn it guys why did you touch it? and how did you do it? Now my girlfriend is a child yeah that is going to go down well.
"No way I do to get one!" ( Y/n) pushed Kara and she fell backward her little feet getting caught up in the massive suit she was wearing.
This is going to be weird. "(Y/n) we don't push people." Alex chastised the child who had recently been a fully grown woman, she glared back at her, her arms folded over her chest and a massive pout crossed her mouth. "Apologise to Kara."
" No. "
"Apologise."
" No. "
"Say sorry now."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, nooooooooooooooooo."
" Okay dammit, kid you are loud. "
"I'm going to tell my Dad that you swearded he is a cop and he will arrest you."
" Oh we are not telling him about this, he will surely kick my butt if he finds out about this. " Alex sighed leaning down to pick up an angry Kara who still was laying on her butt on the ground. "We need to work out a way to get you two back to being adults and quickly."
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"Who are these kids?" Lena asked surprised to see her cousins girlfriend with two little girls hanging onto each hand. "Did you and (Y/n) already reproduce that was really quick."
" This is insane but this is (Y/n). " She lifted the hand she held the (h/c) girl in. "And this is Kara. " She lifted the other hand she held Kara in.
Kara smiled shyly at the much taller raven-haired woman with eyes like were ethereal in the sunlight that escaped through the windows. "You're pretty."
(Y/n) chuckled at her little red face cousin, amused by her revelation and the look on her face.
"What happened to them?" Lena whispered she couldn't help but look down into ( Y/n)'s face she'd seen way too many pictures of her as a kid before they had met but to see her in the flesh was so surreal, especially since she had left their apartment that morning as a full grown adult.
"I don't know there was a raid this morning and they brought back this object I think it has something to do with that."
" Is there a cure? "
"God I hope so, how can I tell people my girlfriend is a seven-year-old girl? I'll be thrown into prison." Alex groaned in displeasure, she felt a tug on her arm, she looked down to see (Y/n) looking back up at her expectantly. "Err yes."
" Excuse me but can I go to the toilet, please? "
" Oh err yeah sure I guess. "
"Me too please." Kara joined in.
" You always copy me! " (Y/n) shouted back at her.
"Do not!"
" Yes, you do! "
Lena and Alex exchanged a strained look. "Are they always like this?"
" You have no idea, they are driving me crazy. "
"Hey new lady." (Y/n) called up to Lena unsure of her name so she had made up her own. "My friend loves you."
Little Kara gasped as she made an effort to dive at (Y/n) with the super speed it was impossible for Alex to catch them and they raced around the office Kara in hot pursuit of justice.
"Oh God, they are off again." Alex groaned. "I've been wondering about the House of El gene pool, and wondering whether I should reconsider mating with anyone in this family."
Lena laughed. "Luckily I am not so rusty that I can't catch these two terrors." In a split second, she began her own pursuit of stopping the two children in their wake, she held the two girls apart from the one busy air kicking at the other, who stood to watch her petulantly.
"She started it." (Y/n) moaned.
"No, it was her!" Kara pouted.
"Okay you two are driving me crazy, Lena you take Kara and I will take (Y/n) we need to keep them apart while I work out a way to turn them back to normal otherwise there is a very great chance I will go off the idea of being a mother."
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Alex sighed she was exhausted running around all day after two children were not how she had envisioned spending her day, but then it was just another average day in her life ever since Kara had entered it, when (Y/n) came along things had seemed to multiply.
"Can I have chocolate?" The girl asked running her little fingers along the various packets of chocolate that lined the shelf, Alex chuckled her (Y/n) hated American chocolate she complained it tasted like pig vomit.
"No, you can't." (Y/n) won't appreciate it if I let her touch that stuff.
The little (Y/n) sighed her own deeply aggravated sigh, resigning herself to a boring day without any chocolate, this woman was just mean, she was kinda pretty though.
A strange laugh sounded behind them, they both turned around Alex looking far more welcoming than the little girl who stood next to her.
"Funny things aren't they kids?" The woman smiled, flipping back her long blonde hair with perfectly manicured fingers.
"Tell me about it." Alex sighed.
(Y/n) frowned up at the strange woman, whose lips looked like she'd been snogging a vacuum cleaner, she did not like her at all, especially she didn't like the way she was looking at Alex.
"So I don't see a ring on your finger, are you divorced?"
"What, no I'm not divorced I'm not even married." Alex shrugged.
"So you are on the market?"
Alex blinked hard suddenly realizing what the woman was asking and why, she had been pretty clueless up until that point she had thought the stories of women trying to pick you up at the supermarket was just a cliched myth, apparently she was wrong.
She looked down at the girl who was looking at the woman who a deeply suspicious hate she recognized, (Y/n) had used that look many times before, suddenly an idea occurred to her a roleplay of sorts for the future, see how it would sound from her own lips.
"Actually I'm not on the market at all, we are shopping for my partner she is a chef so we are giving her the night off." It wasn't really a lie, not one that anyone could pick out anyway.
"Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that you are just my type." The woman sighed disappointed, she had hoped for a different result that was more in her favor.
"She said get lost lady!" (Y/n) stood her ground, fighting for something her immature mind couldn't quite understand but she felt it none the less.
"She get's overprotective of me." Alex shrugged.
"I see, well I guess I better get going, your partner is a lucky lady."
Alex smiled happily. "Oh no, you really have no idea how lucky I am to have her, she is my world."