:) ST x IT Characters Crossover; The Mall (:
[ a double update?? who is she?? requested
by clearskiies-, hope you like it! btw,,, ive
gotten tired of capitalising everything so im
joining the aesthetic bitches group and do-
ing all lowercase *finger guns* ]
- so one day jane called them all over to her house
- hopper was suspitches because most of them were boys
- ' dont worry dad, theyre all gay '
- ' oh, okay. have fun '
- b u t
- ' wait! you cant go without steve! '
- everyone groans
- ' surprise bitches its your mother '
- off their asses went
- mike h drove the first car and max drove the other one
- car one : mike h, stan, jane, bev, ben, lucas, bill
- car two : max, richie, eddie, mike w, dustin, will, steve
- ' maybe i should drive? I've had enough experience with your driving, max- '
- ' shut up, steve, just because you're here doesn't mean youre the boss '
- ' OOOOHHHH!!!! '
- car time
[ car one ]
- so mike h was driving and stan was shotgun
- jane and bill were in the middle
- bev ben and lucas were in the back
- stan was controlling the radio so he put on classical music and everyone started screeching at him
- ' THE FUCK IS THIS?? WERE YOU BORN IN HELL, STANLEY?? '
- ' TURN IT OFF! '
- ' damn, alright, if you say so '
- so he put on heavy heavy metal
- ' GODDAMNIT PUT ON SOMETHING GOOD '
- so jane and bill were playing rock paper scissors
- stan and mike h were holding hands
[ - mike can drive w one hand ]
- ben and bev were bothering lucas about how he wasn't dating dustin yet
- ' you two would literally be the cutest thing ever,, get the fuck on with it '
- ' but i cant! what if he doesn't like me?? '
- ' have you seen his heart eyes?? he definitely wants your dick in his- '
- ' FUCK OFF BEVERLY '
[ car two ]
- max is driving and dustin is next to her
- will and mike are in the middle
- steve is in the back and makes sure he sits in between richie and eddie
- ' this isn't fucking fair! mike and will are dating and you don't sit between them '
- ' yes, well, theyre much less likely to fuck in the car, aren't they? '
- ' SUCK IT, TOZIER '
- ' MIND YOUR OWN MAILBOX, WHEELER '
- ' isn't it mind your own business? '
- ' eds, baby, i love you, but that's not helping me '
- soon, max, dustin, steve and eddie are making fun of richie
- mike fell asleep stretched out so that his head was on will's lap
- ' STOP HARASSING ME, CHILDREN! DUSTIN, PUT ON SOME MUSIC '
- sooo
- they got to the mall
- almost as soon as they got out of their cars dustin crushes lucas into a hug
- ' dustin, get the hell off! '
- lucas wasn't blushing, hah, nope, never
- ' how come you guys aren't dating yet? '
- ' shut it, beverly '
- so instead of splitting up everyone went in one hugeass group
- eddie and richie were practically glued to each other
- dustin was trying to convince lucas to let him hold his hand
- everyone was super fucking loud despite steve's trying to shut everyone up
- the first store that everyone went into was fye
- ben and eddie went quick to the harry potter stuff and started fangirling over the new release of pops
- richie and bev are heart eyes watching them
- stan, lucas, and max are running to the doctor who shit
- mike and will are soft babies™ and sit on the floor next to the entrance hugging
- dustin and mike h are screaming over the graphic shirts
- jane bill and steve are making sure no one gets killed
- once everything was bought the skrted out
- so eddie sees this cart for little kids to sit in and he grabs it
- ' WHO WANTS IN? '
- ' OOH OOH PICK ME '
- so max stuffs herself into the tinyass seat
- eddie pushes the cart
- they go running around screaming like maniacs
- jealous richie™
- soon they pass by this shop with sleeping bags in it
- dustin screeches and drags everybody in
- richie, dustin, bill, bev and steve have a sleeping bag race in the middle of the store
- richie has a my little pony one
- dustin has a star wars one
- bill gets a camoflauge
- bev gets a cupcake one
- steve takes some random pattern one
- everyone is cheering bev on but bill wins
- next store is a supersized hot topic [fuck yes]
- richie, bev and max immediately run their asses over to the band shirts
- ben and mike h are looking at the lanyards
- eddie, mike w, and jane are looking at the soft, aesthetic clothing
- will and stan are yeeting to the socks
- lucas, dustin and bill are looking through the pins
- steve just watches
- so dustin literally screams when he sees a gay pride flag pin
- he finds enough for everyone and even if half of them weren't gay they all bought one and wore it
- okay maybe richie bought seven but that's fine
- after walking around the mall and going through some stores the group comes to the food section
- they all scramble to whatever food they want
- the group needs eight tables to fit them all because the tables are so small
- richie got spaghetti and was bothering eddie about it so much
- eventually he moved his chair to sit next to mike w
- ' eds,, why the fuck would you take my cousin over me? '
- ' hes better in general '
- bathroom time
- while richie and eddie were definitely not making out
- stan and ben were washing their hands and stan sees something in the mirror
- so he turns around and dustin is on his toes kissing lucas in the hallway
- stan wants to fucking scream but he cant so he shoves ben
- they took multiple pictures of the henclair moment before skrting out
- once everyone was back in the group stan and ben,,, very excitedly,,, showed the pictures to everyone
- ' HELL YES '
- ' fucking finally '
- ' YOU STALKERS!! '
- they stayed until they were kicked out at closing time
- the same car groups
- mike and will, instead of following the law, slept on the floor under a blanket, cuddling
- dustin took a picture and kept it as his lockscreen
- steve let richie and eddie sit next to each other
- richie fell asleep on eddie's shoulder
- in the other car, mike h kept slapping himself so he wouldn't fall asleep
- stan put on ajr and everyone was happy [ajr is one of the best fucking bands ever argue with me and i'll slap your lungs out of your body]
- jane was dozing off in the middle of patty-cake with bill
- ben, bev and lucas were singing along
- they all had a sleepover at jane's aftwerwards
- happy children