Gate Guardian - Song of the F...

By ArchlordZero

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Since the beginning of time, the world has been the slaughtering ground of the Eidolons; mysterious beings fr... More

ENTRANCE
PHASE 1 - THE SHRINE MAIDEN WHO BROKE MY NOSE
PHASE 2 - HOW TO WIN A FRIEND
PHASE 2 EXTRA (A) - A DREAM CAME TRUE
PHASE 2 EXTRA (B) - THAT WEIRD KID THAT CALLS YOU A WEIRDO
PHASE 2 EXTRA © - THESE DAYS FEEL LIKE A CHORE TO ME
PHASE 3 - NERD SQUAD, ASSEMBLE
PHASE 4 - RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, I HATE THE BLONDE LOLI
PHASE 5 - REMEMBER, TIARA IS STILL ON A DIET
PHASE 6 - I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG!
PHASE 7 - HOW TO GATE GUARDIAN... STEP 1: HUG
PHASE 8 - I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
PHASE 10 - THE IDIOT CALLED ME AN IDIOT!
EXTRA PHASE - KOZUKATA SHRINE TRAINING
ALARIC'S LOG: THE SUNKEN SHIP
PHASE 11 - SHRINE MAIDENS AND GIGGLES
PHASE 12 - I WANT TO ORDER AN AERO TWIRL!!!
PHASE 13 - BACON, EGGS AND PATTIES
PHASE 14 - IT WAS A NOT-SO-HORRIBLE SIGHT
PHASE 15 - HEAD PATS AND HEAD SMASH
PHASE 16 - HARD-HEADED BLONDE
PHASE 17 - BY HER SIDE
PHASE 18 - TIARA'S SWEET VOICE GAVE ME DIABETES
PHASE 19 - THE OUTSIDER IS OUT!
PHASE 20 - THE PUTRID SIBLINGS
PHASE 21 - NOT MY BACON BURGER!
PHASE 22 - KEEPING A SECRET FROM YOUR FRIEND WILL GET YOU KILLED
PHASE 23 - MENTHOL BREATH CAN CURE BROKEN HEARTS
PHASE 24 - I HATE GIRLS NIGHTS ESPECIALLY THAT I'M THE ONLY BOY
PHASE 25 - THE TWO LETTERS WHICH CAME FROM HELL
PHASE 26 - ROASTED MONKEYS ON TABLE 5
TIARA'S LOG: CAGED BIRD FROM THE BURNING STAKE
PHASE 27 - THE LOVE STORY ACCORDING TO KRISTOFF
PHASE 28 - UNINVITED VISITOR KEEPS BARGING IN!
PHASE 29 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEACH EPISODES WITH FANSERVICE, SKIP THIS
PHASE 30 - I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
PHASE 31 - I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ANYMORE
PHASE 32 - THIS COULD BE LOVE AGAIN
PHASE 33 - I FEEL AT HOME WITH MY HOMIES
PHASE 34 - TAKE MY HAND AND I'LL HELP YOU DEFEAT THE DARK SIDE
PHASE 35 - WRATH OF THE FAKE GOD
PHASE 36 - THE WARMTH OF A BRO-HUG
PHASE 37 - SO I'M THE ENEMY NOW?
PHASE 38 - FILLING THE MISSING PIECES
PHASE 39 - SCHRODINGER'S DOG CAN LEARN A LOT OF TRICKS
PHASE 40 - NOW HIRING: THE OUTSIDER NEEDS SOMEBODY TO SING
PHASE 41 - BABY BROTHER MARK 2
PHASE 42 - A BEDTIME STORY ABOUT THE SWORD PRINCESS AND HER BABY BROTHER
PHASE 43 - EEEEEEEYE OF THE TIGER!
PHASE 44 - A BATTLE BETWEEN SIBLINGS!
PHASE 45 - THAT DARN PUP STOLE MY KILL
PHASE 46 - RISE OF THE OLYMPIAN
PHASE 47 - TIARA TURNS TO BEASTMODE! DON'T PISS HER OFF!
PHASE 48 - CRIMSON BLOOD HAND
PHASE 49 - WHAT MAKES A STRONG HERO
PHASE 50 - DEATH FLAGS CHANGES PEOPLE
PHASE 50 EXTRA - FIVE NIGHTS OF DINING IN HELL
PHASE 51 - HOW TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FRIEND PROPERLY
PHASE 52 - AN AWESOME TRANSFORMATION!
PHASE 53 - MY PEDO FRIEND IS ON FIRE
PHASE 54 - SPARTANS AND THE BATTLE IN THE HOT GATES
PHASE 55 - I LOVE CRAMPED LOCKERS
PHASE 56 - THE WHISTLEBLOWER
PHASE 57 - GOLDEN FAKE GOD
PHASE 58 - INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR; ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED CTHULHU
PHASE 59 - HATERS GONNA HATE
PHASE 60 - I'M SORRY, I LIVED
PHASE 61 - MY HIDDEN TALENT TO PICK UP GIRLS
PHASE 62 - I HOPE THIS SCHOOL PLAY WILL NOT GET US SUED
PHASE 63 - WE SCREW THINGS UP FOR THE BETTER
PHASE 64 - I KISSED THE GIRLS AND THEY LIKED IT
PHASE 65 - SWORD OF THE MOON, DON'T STEAL RIKKUN
PHASE 66 - I AM THE "LUCKY GUY"
PHASE 67 - A FURRY DATE
PHASE 68 - DID I FORGET SOME KIND OF PROMISE?
PHASE 69 - SHE JUST GAVE OUT MY DEAREST SECRET
PHASE 70 - CHICKEN TINOLA MAKES PEOPLE BRAVE
PHASE 71 - TAKE ME HOME, TO THE WARMTH OF YOUR HANDS
PHASE 72 - BURN THE WITCH!
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - THE VESSEL OF THE CURSE
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - TOUJOURS ET A JAMAIS
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - IF HE'S HAPPY, I'M HAPPY
TIARA'S FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - HAPPILY EVER AFTER
PHASE 73 - TO KILL THE UNKILLABLE
PHASE 74 - THE CELESTIAL MAIDEN'S KISS
PHASE 75 - THE BEST SWORD IS THE SWORD THAT DOESN'T EXIST
PHASE 76 - WHO'S THE NAUGHTY GIRL?
PHASE 77 - LOVE TRIANGLE TROUBLES
PHASE 78 - THIS BIBLE STUDY IS QUITE INTERESTING
PHASE 79 - OPEN SESAME TO THE UNDERGROUND LABORATORY
PHASE 80 - NEVERMIND FIGHTING. LET'S KISS INSTEAD
PHASE 81 - OUR BABY DOLL DIGIVOLVED TO FULLMETAL GIRL
PHASE 82 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SAW INVISIBLE BEAMS
PHASE 83 - IT'S PAYDAY! PAYDAY! GONNA GET MUCH FOR PAYDAY!
PHASE 84 - YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
PHASE 85 - GLUTEN-FREE LOVE STORY
PHASE 86 - BED SCENE ONGOING, KEEP OUT
PHASE 87 - WHO'S NAME WAS IT?
PHASE 88 - NOW WE HAVE AN OVER BLOATED CAST
PHASE 89 - THE GOSSIP SANTAS
PHASE 90 - WE'RE CATCHING A GODDESS! ATTACK PATTERN OMEGA!
PHASE 91 - CONFRONTING THE BIG BAD WOLF ROUND 3
PHASE 92 - MY LUCKY BOXERS!
PHASE 93 - AETERNOS ASCENSION
PHASE 94 - I LOVE YOU, RIKKUN
PHASE 95 - FLAMES OF A CANDLE
PHASE 96 - SONG OF THE GODDESS
PHASE 97 - ALL HAIL THE GOD OF KINGS
PHASE 98 - A PARTING KISS
PHASE 99 - THE OVERDUE CONFESSION LETTER
PHASE 100 - FINAL WISH
LAST PRESAGE
SECOND ENTRANCE
PHASE 1 - THE RED STRING OF FATE
PHASE 2 - HE USED TO BE LOVE DRUNK
PHASE 3 - DON'T CRY, MY FRIENDZONE KING. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
PHASE 4 - MY ONE-DAY DELAYED ANSWER TO HIS CONFESSION
PHASE 5 - SASUGA, ASUMI-NEE SAMA!!!
PHASE 6 - WE WASTED A WHOLE CHAPTER FOOLING AROUND
PHASE 7 - MY NEW RIVAL IS A BOY
PHASE 8 - BANG BANG BANG!!!
PHASE 9 - WE WENT TO CHURCH AND SAID "I DO...ACCEPT THE QUEST"
PHASE 10 - I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU CAN SEE
PHASE 11 - THIS MEAL IS SO YUMMY THAT I WANT TO EAT YOU TOO
PHASE 12 - A CONFESSION A DAY BREAKS RIKKUN'S NOSE ALL THE WAY
PHASE 12 EXTRA - THE FRIENDZONE CLUB PROMOTION
PHASE 13 - THE FIRST ONE TO DIE
PHASE 14 - HE IS A LEWD GODDESS!
PHASE 15 - A CONTRACT TO WIN HIS EX BACK
PHASE 16 - NOTHING CAN STOP RIKKUN FROM BEING A JERK
PHASE 17 - LOVE STORY WITHOUT PROGRESS
PHASE 18 - OUR SECRET PLACE
PHASE 19 - KISSES CAN NEVER BE THIS SWEET
PHASE 20 - THE BEST LUCKY CHARM IN THE WORLD
PHASE 21 - CAN I TAKE A BREAK!?
PHASE 22 - FRIENDLY FIRES FOR LOVE
PHASE 23 - THEY HATE THEIR NOSTALGIC BOYBAND REUNION
PHASE 24 - MUDAMUDAMUDA VS. WUTATATATATA!!!
PHASE 25 - I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED TEMPLE RUN
PHASE 26 - NOW I CAN'T GET THAT QUADRUPLE STACK BURGER
PHASE 27 - CORNERING THE BIG BAD WOLF
PHASE 28 - VOID WOLF CAPTURED! FINALLY!
PHASE 29 - TO REACH OUT FOR YOUR LOVE
PHASE 30 - AN OLD FRIEND'S RETURN
PHASE 31 - THE GORY SWORD PRINCESS
PHASE 32 - IT WAS NEVER A STALEMATE
PHASE 33 - A FATHERLY DATE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
PHASE 34 - I HATE THOSE INSENSITIVE FOURTH-WALL-BREAKING JOKES
EXTRA PHASE - IDOL CLUB, KIDNAPPED!
PHASE 35 - VALENTINE'S DAY IS THE NEW SUICIDE DAY
PHASE 36 - THIS REJECTION WENT WAY WRONG!
PHASE 37 - TIARA THE VALENTINE'S RIDDLE GENIUS! SERIOUSLY!
PHASE 38 - RIKKUN LOVES MY POOPIE CHOCOLATE!
PHASE 39 - OUR VALENTINES IMMEDIATELY TURNED TO HORROR
PHASE 40 - IT'S TIME TO DUEL THE GODDESS OF DEATH!
PHASE 41 - DODGEBALL STRIP FIGHT
PHASE 42 - HOW TO REJECT THE GODDESS PROPERLY
PHASE 43 - I'M SORRY, BABY BROTHER MARK II
PHASE 44 - A SWORD THAT IS MEANT TO PROTECT
PHASE 45 - FIRST STEP AS A DEMIGODDESS
PHASE 46 - GOD CORE THIEF
PHASE 47 - THE ULTIMATE FORBIDDEN LEWD TECHNIQUE
PHASE 48 - LET'S PLAY THE CONFESSION GAME
PHASE 49 - YOU CAN NEVER BE THIS ANGRY ON A DATE
PHASE 50 - I HAVE TO STRIP FIRST BEFORE TRANSFORMING INTO A MAGICAL GIRL
PHASE 51 - SEDUCTION PLAN SUCCESS!
PHASE 52 - I JUST FOUND THE FASTEST AMBULANCE IN THE WORLD
PHASE 53 - MAGICAL IDOL TIARA-CHAN, TRANSFORM!
PHASE 54 - THE GRAND CONFESSION SERENADE
PHASE 55 - PREPARE YOUR INSULIN SHOTS, YOU'RE GETTING A DIABETES
PHASE 56 - WISH UPON A FIREWORKS
PHASE 57 - WHEN YOUR TWIN BROTHER HATES YOUR BOYFRIEND
PHASE 58 - SWORD OF THE COSMIC GODS
PHASE 59 - THIS HUG IS NOT GAY!
PHASE 60 - I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP!
PHASE 61 - STEPPING ON THAT SCALE FEELS LIKE A LANDMINE
PHASE 62 - DIE A VILLAIN OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A BEST FRIEND
PHASE 63 - RISE OF THE LUNAR WARRIOR GODDESS
PHASE 64 - MOONLIGHT CHEATING
PHASE 65 - A WAY TO DEFEAT THE IMPOSSIBLE
PHASE 66 - TRAINING MONTAGE FOR GODDESSES AND IDIOTS
PHASE 67 - THE "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" BOMB
PHASE 68 - EYEGLASSES MAKE ME LOOK CUTER!
PHASE 69 - MY ADORABLE CROSSDRESSER
PHASE 70 - THE MOST LIFE-THREATENING CONFESSION EVER
PHASE 71 - THIS IS DRAMA, PLEASE READ THE MOOD
PHASE 72 - HE'S GORGEOUS IN HIS OWN WAY
PHASE 73 - LORD VENUS, AROUSE- I MEAN, ARISE!
PHASE 74 - THE BOLD DECLARATION OF WAR
PHASE 75 - SO WE REALLY DON'T NEED THAT COUNTDOWN!
PHASE 76 - EVERYBODY HATES THAT OUTDATED SONG
PHASE 77 - FOUR GODDESSES, BLASTING OFF!
PHASE 78 - BACK TO BEING THE GOD OF HANDSOMENESS
PHASE 79 - THAT TRAITOROUS IDIOT!
PHASE 80 - I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE!
PHASE 81 - THE HOBO IS THE ANTI-GOD FIGHTING MACHINE
PHASE 82 - A SIBLING'S SACRIFICE
PHASE 83 - THE MYSTERY OF THE ICE CREAM BOX
PHASE 84 - THE LUCKY TYPHOON

PHASE 9 - I HATE THIS DAY FOR BEING TOO CLICHE

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By ArchlordZero

PHASE 9 - I HATE THIS DAY FOR BEING TOO CLICHE

The morning rays of the sun shoved mercilessly on my face. I opened my eyes and saw that I'm in an unfamiliar room. I can hear the noisy birds chirping in the windows.

I adjusted my position by turning left, and saw an adorable girl sleeping soundly. Her snores are so cute that I could mistake it for a dog whistle.

Tiara slowly opened her eyes, and the first thing she saw in the morning was my face. "Good morning, Rikkun." She muttered. I replied with a smile. We stayed silent and staring at each other's eyes for three seconds until both of us realized that we're on the same bed.

"E-EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Both of us shrieked.

Tiara punched my nose again with an extreme speed, which I fall out of bed! My head hit the ground, and I tumbled away from that murderous woman!

"W-What the heck is wrong with you!" I yelled while covering my bloody nose.

"I-I-I'm sorry, Rikkun!" Tiara bowed politely. "I-It was my fault! W-When you passed out, I dragged you here in my condo for you to rest. The school clinic is already close to that time, so I had no choice."

"Then why are you sleeping beside me?" I crossed my arms, completely unaware that the blood from my nose started to drop to the floor.

"Y-You look so pleasant in your sleep so I got carried away and got myself sleeping in the same bed... Ehehehe." Tiara scratched the back of her head.

This girl is an idiot.

<>

There are classes today, so we had this morning rush. I never got any extra uniform with me so I had to dry clean my current one. I also had to borrow Tiara's extra towel, soap, shampoo and even a toothbrush. I don't worry because those things are unused.

"Oh, Rikkun. That toothbrush was used by Nette-Senpai when she stayed overnight last week."

Upon hearing that, I immediately spit the bubble foam in my mouth and threw the toothbrush to the trash can like how Stephen Curry does his three-pointers. I can't believe I got an indirect kiss with that runt.

I proceeded to use the shower after Tiara went out. Don't expect some fanservice scenes right now, because I'm too busy catching up. And Tiara is using a long bathrobe so she ain't showing nothing.

I collected my thoughts as engulf myself into satisfaction in this hot shower of hers. Tiara said that this condo unit was not hers, but a property of the Kozukata Shrine Maidens, which is apparently, an organization of Gate Guardians. She was placed here to guard the city against Eidolons in exchange for free education and lodging. She's very lucky to have this opportunity.

I was brought back to reality when I heard Tiara panicking and shrieking "I-I forgot my hairpin in the shower room!"

The shower room door was slammed open, and Tiara rushed inside. When she realized that I was still in the shower, she braked, but this led to a more serious accident. Her foot slipped. Her forehead bumped on the thing below my belly button and her butt crashed on the wet tiled floor.

"Auuuuu..." She cried like an anime schoolgirl. When she opened her eyes, her cheeks went red and her eyes went to full moon.

Why? Because I'm completely naked, and she had the front seat view of my junk!

"What the hell is wrong with you!" I hollered.

<>

"I-I'm sorry about that! Please f-forgive me! Please don't revoke our friendship!" Tiara bowed again and again even when we're already on the sidewalk, running our way to school.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." I said uncaringly. I mean, it's not fair for me! I may have seen her undergarments, but she already saw my soul! Her clumsiness makes it more problematic for me!

"R-Really!? You're still my friend?" Tiara's puppy eyes sparkled.

"Y-Yes." I deeply sighed. "Will stop talking already? We're getting late!"

Suddenly, Tiara overtook me and cut me off my path. She pushed her face towards me and made a cute smile as if she had a great idea in that pebble brain of hers.

"Take my hand." She lent out her palms. It looks so soft and warm.

I accepted her offer and confirmed my theory. It's a hand of a sweetheart! It's a little sweaty, but her hand is a holy grail that is meant to be held by champions!

"Get set... " She had this oblivious smile at me. At this moment, I knew that I made a wrong decision.

"Go!" She kicked forward with an extraordinary speed, dragging me along the sidewalk.

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Tiara's plan is successful, but it almost made me puke. It was like a rollercoaster ride in a wavy ocean because of her ninja parkour and ridiculously fast sharp turns. But in exchange, we're five minutes early before the bell.

When we had our butts on our seats, Heushac, the person sitting in front of me grabbed my attention.

"Hey, Ric. Can I copy your assignment?" Heushac begged.

"There was an assignment!?" I exclaimed. I looked at Tiara but all she gave was the same surprised facial expression as mine.

"Y-Yeah." Heushac paused. "I forgot to do it because I reviewed for our chemistry exam."

"There's an exam!?" I shrieked once again. Tiara's mouth is now hanging and she's about to cry.

Suddenly, the door opened. Macho Steel gallantly walked towards the teacher's desk and softly slammed the books and records he has on his arms. And then he started his announcement.

"Before I check your attendance, I would like to introduce your new classmate."

A small girl made an entrance. She has golden blonde hair tied into twin tails by a set of cute pink ribbons. Her purple eyes confidently gazed upon us all.

"My name is Jeannette Amiella Fontaine von Noctis. Nice to meet you all."

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