trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
Hello, It's Me
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

• 30-day challenge • day 4 •

24 4 17
By noxiousseraph

i'm actually writing this while watching an anime on my laptop, and i swear, it's been a long time since i've done this much multitasking. this anime has much complications, too, what the fuck am i even doing--

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DAY IV - BULLET YOUR WHOLE FUCKING DAY

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i will try to remember as much of my day as possible, with all this new information being shot into my brain and my handicap of not having slept enough hours once again (after promising myself i would start fixing my body clock).

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√ slept at somewhere around 00:23 (bros, this IS counted, because it's part of the day)

√ woke up at 6:30 without an alarm

√ closed my eyes to rest them because my head fucking hurt

√ decided to finally get up and checked the time - it was 6:46

√ switched off my 7 am alarm

√ lazed around in bed a bit and went to take a shit

√ washed my hands, brushed teeth

√ went back up to my room and played with bandages

√ wrapped the bandage around the sword prop i bought on tuesday

√ donned my robe and put my stuff in the bathroom

√ went downstairs to pack some stuff

√ went back up to my room, then showered

√ changed clothes (going back and forth from downstairs to my room in search of clothes because shit man, my life got messed up at one point)

√ found out i accidentally locked my jeans inside my room

√ went back down to get my keys, grabbed my jeans and left my towel and robe there, locking the room again

√ prepared my stuff and went ahead of my mother

√ rode a jeep (look it up. this was invented by americans, but exists exclusively in the philippines)

√ went to mcdonald's to buy a cup of mcflurry by 9:02 am

√ went up to a park kinda place to wait for the hooman who's gonna give me free books

√ by 9:33, we saw each other and i fetched the books that were put into an eco bag

√ had a 30 second conversation and parted ways

√ chatted her

√ mistook a sack decoration for a trashcan and a kid beside the public restrooms laughed at me

√ went up the road to my uncle's office

√ saw a trashcan in a pharmacy and dumped my mcflurry cup there

√ was questioning people during the red stoplight because they kept crossing even though it was obviously supposed to let the cars pass

√ got through the crossing

√ arrived at the office

√ knocked, no one there yet

√ went to sit outside on a public bench beside a haircut place, which was in the same building as the aforementioned office

√ doing shit with my phone

√ i saw my uncle open the office by 10:30-something (forgot my time check) and went there a few minutes later

√ talked a little

√ a client came, so i grabbed my bag, left the books on one seat and went to lie down on the other bench, which was just beside the one i had been sitting on earlier

√ tried to sleep

√ posted on fb about me lying down on a public bench and how people are literally whispering as they pass (because i am a shitposter on facebook, i swear. i share memes 24/7 as well ;>> )

√ left my phone and glasses and tried to sleep again but couldn't

√ got up, checked social media shit

√ lay down again after the building's assigned security guard left

√ phone

√ got up

√ saw a message from my mom and chatted, then she told me she was on to kfc from her office

√ got dragged, because man, i have no choice. even this whole 'going to the province thing' was forced on me

√ got there, waited for her outside, then entered after a little issues with where to sit

√ she told me to go back to my uncle's to get money from him (yes, my mom is a fucking scumbag--//kicked// oh well, my sis does this to me too, so i guess it runs in the blood)

√ got back to kfc

√ was asked to put my bag back into the office because it was 'unecessary'

√ went back to office and then back to kfc

√ ordered shit

√ ate

√ got takeout for my lazy-ass uncle (well, he IS busy)

√ he started eating, then my mom forced me to get a haircut because apparently, she found my atsushi-like hairstyle a little annoying

√ we beat each other (with roasts and words, ok) over that but i gave in anyways

√ had to tolerate old lady chatting as my haircut went on, got some fucking compliments i don't fucking like, from the haircut lady, then paid

√ went back to office, then back out after seeing a client; headed to the same bench outside haircut place

√ was, again, forced to take some fucking selfies in honor of the old ha-- i mean, my mom's request because gooooddddd i have to

√ went back to office, stood through a convo about buying stuff from the grocery

√ went to the grocery with my mom

√ paid for the shit we got (including me salvaging 4 seafood cup noodles, a strawberry milk drink, and two med-sized matcha kitkats)

√ got a full lecture on how i should stop eating such 'crap' (but goddammit, hag, i eat my vegetables)

√ went back to office

√ went to 7eleven to buy a tissue roll because i hafta shit before travel

√ done with bathroom business (lol i'm doing this because i know most people are grossed out)

√ grabbed the paper bags/grocery bags and went outside to board the car

√ saw one of my coscom (cosplay community/anime community) bros outside the dunkin' donuts shop we were standing infront of while waiting for my uncle to get the car out of parking

√ chatted our gc and mentioned him; unfortunately, he left by the time he had the message on seen

√ got in the car, started a fucking live video with nothing else other than a video of the passing streets from the car

√ ended it bc signal fucking sucked

√ caught in a short traffic jam

√ stopped chatting on coscom gc because boi, it's fucking hard to have motion sickness, then travel when you have lack of sleep that day (ik, motion sickness sucks af)

√ started feeling a liiittle nauseous after nearly an hour

√ shoved all the stuff aside in the backseat (first time backseat for me) and literally lay down there

√ felt someone pulling my leg, because apparently, i fell asleep, from outside the car

√ turns out it's my mom bc we were already on a checkpoint (i call it checkpoint. it's actually just a place for stops. like a resto in the middle of nowhere)

√ ate seafood cup noodles from the stopover because boi, they're good as fuck

√ went to wash my face

√ back to car

√ someone from the stopover, whom the siblings (i'm refering to my uncle and mom) knew, asked for a short hitch

√ let him into the backseat while worrying i might accidentally throw up on him

√ he got out after awhile as he arrived where he planned to go, relieved as fuck because i didn't really get the headaches

√ an old as fuck country song (which you wouldn't expect this generation to know) came on the radio and i literally sang along jokingly; shitfaces infront were amused as fuck because they expected me to know only of metal songs and crap

√ started feeling the nausea, but oh well, as always, i managed

√ another country song came on, and idek why i know all that shit. i literally had the whole song memorized. it's "need you now" by "lady antebellum". go listen.

√ was listening to them blabber about elections

√ keith urban's "tonight i wanna cry" came on, and i was fucking singing my eyes out

√ ignoring the way my mom literally spouted all the shit i've done between ages 3 to 4 as i literally turned the car into an overly-dramatic karaoke box

√ rolled my window up because i knew we were literally 100 meters away from the provincial house and the song was still playing

√ it ended exactly as the car stopped

√ got the groceries out and was literally shitting opera outside, ignoring the old man who was looking at me like i got out of some mental institution

√ saw the pupperdoggo, and boi, it got fat as fuck compared to when my mom showed me pics from 2 weeks ago

√ put the groceries inside and put my bags down after my grandmother told me i looked taller than the last time she saw me (bitch i wish)

√ played wid pupperdoggo named ashley, for fuck's sake, my mom's got shitty naming sense

√ went inside after my cousin called me bc i needed to fetch the bolo for wood chopping

√ wasn't allowed to chop wood for now fuck (my main entertainment :'>>)

√ opened laptop after grabbing a donut from the box my cousin brought from the city (she just came from there as well)

√ typed a few words on this one light novel i'm working on (literally just the prologue and not even half of chapter one is finished)

√ learned that i've been committing such an ugly grammatical error all this time (not adding a comma after a pronoun, then an insult) thanks to the wonderful powers of technology

√ grabbed the strawberry milk from the bag and another donut (i swear, i do nothing but make myself fatter everyday)

√ snatched the first kitkat

√ snatched the second kitkat

√ watched as they sliced up bananas

√ watched as they friend the bananas

√ was made to keep an eye on the adobo (look it up) being cooked over fire yes boi

√ went up to room and changed clothes

√ got laptop from downstairs and opened it to watch K (another anime i secretly copy-pasted from my sister's laptop)

√ went to charge my phone downstairs bc there is no outlet up here

√ watched K

√ got called downstairs to eat bc apparently, i'm the only one who hasn't had dinner yet

√ happy because i actually eat FOOD food in here (house in the city is all junkfood) and then washed my dishes after

√ got my phone at 85% because i was getting impatient

√ stole my uncle's extension cord from his room so that i could charge upstairs (the structure of the house is a little altered, so yeah, it's possible to plug a long-ass extension cord somwhere under the stairs then make your way through the terrace to get it up to this room i sleep in)

√ charged phone

√ continued watching

√ multitasked by 20:47

√ shut the laptop of by 21:03

√ did this by 21:22

√ put this last bullet by 22:07

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ok, so today i learned that my memory is actually sharp as fuck if i put my mind into it. proof that academics is just waaay too boring for me, in a way that makes me all the way disinterested. that's why i don't study and shit, but that's also how i learned to draw hands during math classes. fun fact: i don't answer anything in my math tests other than name, date, and section. luckily, i pass~

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T a g g i n g 2 h o m o e r e c t u s

MallikaSharma1

--Jinnie--

p e o p l e w h o a c t u a l l y s t i l l c h a t m e d e s p i t e m y l a c k o f a b i l i t y t o k e e p s h i t i n t e r e s t i n g

>> and you're not homo erectus, ok? i know you're developed. just wanna go with this whole homo thing

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