I will become the Ultimate Bi...

By Martinissss

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Piper dies one day and finds herself bound to a system. The system tells her that she has to travel to differ... More

1.0, Ultimate Bitch
1.1 Bitch in A Business World
1.2 Bitch in a Business World
1.3 Bitch in a Business World
1.4 Bitch in a Business World
1.5 Bitch in a Business World
Author's Note
1.6 Bitch in a Business World
1.7 Bitch in a Business World
1.8 Bitch in a Business World
1.9 Bitch in a Business World
Author's Note๐Ÿ˜˜
1.10 Bitch in a Business World
1.11 Bitch in a Business World
1.12 Bitch in a Business World
1.13 Bitch in a Business World
1.14 Bitch in a Business World. End.
After Piper Green's Death
"Trailer" for arc 2
2.2 The Alien B*tch
2.3 The Alien B*tch
2.4 The Alien Bitch
2.5 The Alien Bitch
2.6 The Alien Bitch
Author's Note
2.7 The Alien Bitch
2.8 The Alien Bitch
2.9 The Alien Bitch
2.10 The Alien Bitch
2.11 The Alien Bitch. End.
After Maya Uathu's Death
Arc 3 "Trailer"
3.1 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.2 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.3 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
Author's Note
3.4 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.5 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.6 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.7 The Bitch and Her Shamless Prince
3.8 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
Note
3.9 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.10 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.11 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.12 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.13 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.14 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.15 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince
3.16 The Bitch and Her Shameless Prince. End.
Arc 3 Epilogue
4.1 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.2 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.3 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.4 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.5 The Pretty Actress and the Director
Author's Note
The Pretty Actress and the Director 4.6
The Pretty Actress and the Director 4.7
4.8 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.9 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.10 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.11 The Pretty Actress and the Director
4.12 The Pretty Actress and the Director
Arc 4 Epilogue
5.1 The Spoiled B*tch Takes Over the World
5.2 The Spoiled B*tch Takes Over the World
5.3 The Spoiled B*tch Takes Over the World
5.4 The Spoiled B*tch Takes Over the World
5.5 The Spoiled B*Tch Takes Over the World

2.1 The Alien B*tch

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By Martinissss

Piper opened her eyes and found herself in a cell. It was small and uncomfortable. She stood up and looked around. When she saw her reflection on the window she almost died of a heart attack

"Why am I blue?! Why do I have a pair of antennas on my head?!" Piper was blue with weird patterns on her body. Her head was oversized and she had two antennas on her head.

[You became an Alien from the planet Utjorin. It's a highly advanced planet that rules the universe. You have gone into the body of Maya Uathu. She was a galaxy bandit. They roam around the universe taking stuff illegally and selling them.

She got caught by the police and sentenced to life in prison for 5000 years. One of the persons she robbed was the female lead, an earthling. Because she was robbed she met the male lead, another earthling. They fell in love and blah blah blah. You know what I'm saying. They were the first humans who traveled around space. They became known throughout the universe. In the end, they killed Maya because she was a bandit

So your mission is to escape prison]

Only one mission

[No. When you complete this I'll give you another one. It's to make it more exciting and harder for you]

Thanks for that...

Piper looked out of the cell and saw other cells filled with different creatures. There were aliens that looked like animals to aliens that looked like stone. It was truly a peculiar sight

"Yo lady. You up?" A male voice sounded from the cell next to her, "I heard you got sentenced for 5000 years. That's a lot for a pretty lady like you"

Pretty? I'm sorry but I don't think so

"Who are you?" Piper asked the man

"I'm Cheb Strieth. I bombed a few planets so here I am" He laughed.

"I'm Maya Uathu from the planet Utjorin. I was caught while robbing some planets" Piper liked the man. He was honest and cool. 

"Galaxy bandit, eh? Rare to see those nowadays. People stopped being galaxy bandits after the 14th universe war" Cheb said with interest

"Why?" Piper knew nothing of this dimension

"You don't even know this? It's basic knowledge among us, aliens. Listen up young lady" He took a deep breath before continuing, "Around that time galaxy bandits were all around the universe. They robbed and killed like maniacs. Everybody hated them. So the galaxy federation started to pursue the bandits.

They took down bases and captured the bandits. The bandits decided to retaliate. They all formed a big alliance with other criminals to fight the federation. The federation did the same. They got together with all the powerhouses. They became known as the galaxy alliance

In the end, their fight became a big war. Aliens died and planets got destroyed. It was the worst war ever seen. The galaxy alliance won in the end and the galaxy bandits all died. No one dared to be a galaxy bandit after that because all the galaxy bandits would be killed at sight and the GA (Galaxy Alliance) had their ways of finding them.

So seeing one here is surprising. It's even more surprising that they let you live" He sighed

"Ah..." Piper nodded. She wondered why this young lady would become a bandit. She then heard a sound from the wall. She looked towards it and saw that Cheb had made a big hole

"What are you doing?" Piper asked with panic. How could he break a metal wall that easily?

"I finally have a neighbor so it would be a shame if I couldn't see you" Cheb laughed and put his head through the hole

Cheb was very robust and had a big scar on his face. He smoked a big cigar and reeked of smoke

"Won't they find out?" Piper asked while admiring the coolness of Cheb. 

"They don't care. We can't escape anyway" Cheb tore down the whole wall the next second

"What the hell?!" Piper backed away to not get hit, "D*mn you're strong!"

"I'm a Staraien after all" Cheb laughed out loud.

Piper had no idea what a Staraien was so she just nodded

[They're from the Stara planed. They are known for their physical strength, but sadly their planet got bombed up by the GA in the 14th universe war]

Ohh...

"Cool," Piper smiled.

She and Cheb became best friends. Every day the talked and played poker. They went into other's cells and beat people up. They provoked the guards together which ended up with them having to go through different kinds of punishments. They were like two teenagers rebelling

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"Hey, uncle Cheb. Let's escape. I've been in this prison for 100 years and it's so boring. I can't take it for another 4900 years" Piper whispered to Cheb. She hadn't taken any action to escape the prison yet. Mostly because it was almost impossible.

Guards were very were and they were strong. Very strong. Not even her fighting experience worked.

"What?! Do you know what prison this is?! It's the universes number one prison for the worst criminals. No one has ever escaped and those who tried were sentenced to a lifetime of torture" Cheb jumped in shock

"Come oon! I thought that you were the famous Staraien who bombed up planets for fun. Why are you so chicken now?" Piper insisted.

"Haha! You're right. Let's do it" Cheb laughed. He was not gonna lose to the alien lady who was a few centuries younger than him. If he lost then how would he face his ancestors

"Uncle Cheb, I knew you were the coolest" Piper gave him a thumbs up. 

"But how?" Cheb asked

Piper did not answer. She did not know either. This prison was no joke

[Emergency! Emergency! Please evacuate]

A robot voice sounded as the alarms went on. The staff nearby all walked towards the emergency exit while the prisoners only banged on the cells, trying to escape.

"Uncle Cheb this is it!" Piper said excitedly, "Let's use our strongest move to break down the door and escape while they are busy" Piper jumped and prepared herself to use her strongest move.

Cheb laughed and took a stance. He then charged at the bars and they broke down

"Uncle Cheb, so cooool! Why didn't you do this before?" Piper said but was a little embarrassed on the inside. She thought that they would have to do it together but he did it alone

"The guards were the problem but it's OK since they're gone now," He said before running out. Piper also ran out and looked at the other prisoners. She was thinking of what she should do with them

Save or not?

"Lady, we have to run! There's no time for the others" Cheb grabbed Piper's arm. As they ran they saw other prisoners who had also escaped.

Soon they came to a dead end. It was a room used for emergency pods. There was only one left so only one could escape.

"Uncle Cheb sit down. I'll sit on you so we'll both escape" Piper said.

"Lady, look at me. I'm bigger than an elephant. You should go" Cheb laughed as he pointed at himself

"Uncle Cheb just go in. I'm small so it's OK" Piper urged him. Cheb was her first friend so how could she leave him alone?

"Lady. I'll be fine. I'm a Staraien" Cheb pushed her inside the pod and closed it. Piper didn't say anything, she trusted him. She knew that the Staraiens were not weak at all

Soon she got launched off the spaceship prison. She found herself floating around space. As she looked down at the spaceship she saw how it exploded into bits. She thought about Uncle Cheb but didn't worry too much

She started to control her pod as she flew away from the prison. The GA was bound to find out that she escaped so it was best that she ran away as far as possible.

This is so cool! I love this dimension. Where should I go?

Piper continued to fly until she saw a blue-green planet.

Earth? Let's go there

She decided to hide at Earth. After reading a few facts about planets she realized that Earth had the weakest species. That's why no one bothered to talk with them. The Earthling's hadn't even become a higher planet. Higher planets were those who could fly around space conveniently and knew about the life outside of their planet.

Earth only knew of their own existence and not other aliens. They could also only fly around their own solar system. They were a low-class planet. So that's why Piper thought it was a good planet to hide on. It was also her home planet

[Mission completed. New mission: Hide at Earth as an Earthling]

Piper smiled at the notification. She landed her ship somewhere deep in the forest.

"Home sweet home!" She breathed in the Earth air. In the prison, it was a disgusting kind of air so she was happy when she landed on earth. She also hadn't been here for 100 years

Mini-theater:

-One time when Piper and Cheb played poker-

"I won!" Piper laughed

"Now it's 1279 wins for you and 1293 wins for me. 1234 ties. You're getting better" Uncle Cheb picked up the cards and mixed them

"Yes!"

Piper laughed and looked at the cell next to hers. They had broken down that wall so she could see those prisoners. They were all vampires.

Who said that vampires all are beautiful and sexy? Who said that they had a devilish charm and were perfect lover-material?! I'll beat their *sses

The vampires were all ugly. None of them were even average.

Piper had tried to start conversations with them before but the only thing they liked was blood.

Piper: "How are you doing?"

Vampire A: "Not good. I have not drunk blood for years. I used to be fine when I was a kid since I had blood all the time. There was this one time I had blood that was so delicious. There was also this time-"

Piper: "The wheater is nice today"

Vampire B: "I remember when I was young. The wheater was nice and I sucked the blood of a nice young lad. It tasted so good. There was also another time when the wheater was nice and I sucked-"

Piper: "Do you want to play poker?"

Vampire C: "I remember when I was young. I used to play poker. One time I met a lady who played poker. I sucked her blood and it was delicious. Another time I also played poker and met a person who had delicious-"

Piper: "Can I have water?"

Vampire D: "Blah blah blood this blood that..."

Piper: "Goodnight"

Vampire E: "Suck blood. Suck blood blah blah..."

Piper: I give up. Screw you. Screw everything. I don't care

Then she never talked to the vampires ever again

"Lady, what are you thinking of?" Uncle Cheb asked

"Can we just rebuild that wall?" Piper pointed at the wall between her and the vampires. She hated them

"Sure"

And so the vampires never saw Piper and Cheb ever again.

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I am back!!!!!!!! THaNk You aLL FOr ReADing aND VoTing And ComMEnting. IT makEs Me hApPy.

I hope you will like this arc. Please leave suggestions 

-Yours Truly,

Martinissss

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