Another BFB Chat Fic. What a...

By Object_Paradise

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Yeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made... More

Bitter Rivalry
A Better Chat Than That
Praise our Lord Loser
Free Food Party
Alliance Movie Night
Ice Cube Appreciation Club
Death Prevention Squad
BLEH, GABOP or BookDoraGatyIceCubeLollipopSawTacoTeardrop
Girl Talk
Crazy Stuff
Confessions Pt 1
Confessions PT 2
Confessions PT3
Confessions Final
Self Hate
Pride
Mechanical Meetup
Ice Cube Appreciation Day
Shipping? What's that?
Liy goes to get Cookies
Death Pact Screws up
Dora Appreciation
LAW
Why tho
Cooking with Fries
Loser and the Relentless Law Officer of Justice
5 Times Black Hole Got Emotional
SSENMODNAR
Liy needs Help
Ice Cream
Interruptions
Dungeons and Dead Guys PT 1
Dungeon and Dead Guys PT2
Meanwhile . . .
Dungeon and Dead Guys PT3
Just a Simple Trip
How it all Ended
World of Idiots
Long time no See
THE VORE
Mafia Part 1
Mafia Part 2
Games
Valentines Loneliness
Wash your hands bitch
Day 1 of Being Locked Inside
Takeout
Class Time
Mad Libs
Story Time
Best Prank
When you go on a date but your crush says it's hanging out
Regrets
ha
Dogs
Cereal
Vine gone Wrong
Sunny
Basking
Salvage
Reset
Grub
Questions
Haunted
Games left Unfinished
Under Pressure
Reboot

If you read the tags then you know Roboty's an Ass

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By Object_Paradise

Nickel invited Balloony, Rocky, Woody, David, Leafy, Cloudy and Roboty to BEEP.

Nickel: Holy guacamole guys! Welcome to the chat.

Balloony: What's the point of this exactly? 

Nickel: It's so we can actually get along.

Leafy: That's WONDERFUL Nickel! Everybody, be sure not to swear. I don't want Rocky to see any.

Balloony: Agreed. Little one shouldn't see any vulgar language.

Cloudy: That's fine with me.

David: Aw seriously?

Woody: O-OK

Rocky: ^_^

Nickel: Woody, did you just stutter in a chat?

Woody: M-my hand is shaky.

Cloudy: Don't worry Woody, there's nothing wrong with that. Right Nickel?

Nickel: huh?

Cloudy: Riiiight?

Nickel: Oh yeah! Of course!

Roboty: ... ..- -.-. -.- .- -.. .. -.-. -.- -. .. -.-. -.- . .-.. (SUCK A DICK NICKEL)

Nickel: Well fuck you roboty.

Balloony: .  .  .

Nickel: I didn't mean to say that.

Leafy: .  .  .

Nickel: It was an accident guys.

Leafy: You have a few seconds to run boy.

Balloony: Before we chase you down.

Nickel: Guys, I'm sorry! Roboty started it!

Cloudy: How could you blame Roboty, he just spoke and you insulted him.

Nickel: You don't understand! Don't you understand morse code?

Woody: I don't know what that is.

Rocky: :(

Roboty: .-.. --- .-.. (LOL)

Nickel: Shut up Roboty

Leafy: You need to stop making fun of him Nickel.

Nickel: AAARRRGH!

-

(Private Chat: Screw you Nickel)

Roboty invited Nickel to Screw you Nickel.

Nickel: What do you want?

Roboty: -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . .- ..-. --- --- .-.. (YOU'RE A FOOL)

Nickel: Don't call me fool.

Roboty: -.-- --- ..- -.-. .- -. .----. - - --- ..- -.-. .... -- . .-.-.- -. --- -... --- -.. -.-- .-- .. .-.. .-.. .-.. .. ... - . -. - --- -.-- --- ..- .-.-.- -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . -.. --- --- -- . -.. - --- -... . ... .... .- -- . -.. .-.-.- (YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME. NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO YOU. YOU'RE DOOMED TO BE SHAMED).

Nickel: I hate you.

Nickel: I hate you so fucking much.

Roboty :- .... .- -. -.- ... (THANKS)

-

(BEEP)

Leafy: So I wonder why Nickel chose BEEP as a name?

Cloudy: Maybe Roboty came up with it? 

Rocky: ?

David: Aw seriously?

Leafy: Maybe that's why Nickel was mad. He's jealous of Roboty.

Roboty: .- ... .. ..-. (AS IF)

Leafy: So is it true?

Roboty: -. .. -.-. -.- . .-.. .. ... -- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... ... .-.. .- ...- . (NICKEL IS MY BITCH SLAVE)

Cloudy: I think that's a yes.

Balloony: OK then.

Woody: I GTG now. See you all later.

Balloony: Bye.

Leafy: See you tomorrow Woody!

Woody has left BEEP.

Nickel: I'm leaving now.

Balloony: Don't ever swear in front of Rocky again.

Leafy: Or else.

Rocky: :D

Nickel: Yeah, that's nice to hear.

Nickel has left BEEP.

Roboty: -.. .. -.-. -.- (DICK)

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