kinda writin somethin cute...finally!
your p.o.v-
edwin and i have been together for three and three quarters of a year!! we dated the for the first year and a half, then we got married, and exactly a month after that we have a little baby girl....she is the world to me...us:)
(okay can we please just take in hoe effing adorable this little girl is!! ;')!!)
shes perfect...our little girl, our angel, our world, our whole heart...shes all ours<3 her name is leilahni, yes leilahni....i know cute right! it means sky, heaven,heavenly,spiritual... shes going to be a wild and reckless little girl. and we cant wait to see what the world has in store for her:)
it was a weekday, which means leilahni has school..and edwin and i have work. edwin does still work with his band, i think its a good opportunity for him and them to stay in touch through the years that they grow and build up their families. and i am a dance choreographer for a group of students who want to become known for it, also lei is an amazing AMAZING dancer, she does cho better than edwin!
its 6:23am and lei has to be to school by 7:15, i tried picked her outfit out for her and was working on her hair, then i got a call from edwin.edwin had stayed the night at the studio with brandon to work on some beats for there new album and he's always there to tell lei 'good morning my beautiful princess, have a great day, daddy loves you:)'...i had lei put him on speaker cause i needed to get these d*mn edges straight...
lei- DADDYYYY!
edwin- oh- hey babygirl, what are you doing with mommy's phone?
lei- shes doing mi edges
yes lei picked up a little but of spanish from edwin... DEFINITELY not from me.
you- hey babe, what do you need..
edwin- i had to call to te- HOLY F*CK WHAT IS THAT BRANDON!
you- EDWIN!
lei- f*ck?
you- LEI..EDWIN...LEI,,, f*ck
lei- f*ck f*ck f*ck
you- honey thats not appropriate, you CANT say that...ESPECIALLY AT SCHOOL!
edwin- oopsie,that's a no-no we cant do that...
after ed said that i heard a squeak, but i couldnt figure out where it came from..lei was just laughing like it was the last time she'd ever laugh
you- whats so funny?
lei- DADDYY HAHAHAHA I JUST FARTED AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A WHISTLE AHAH
after she said that, edwin was dead...no joke, literally dying of laughter, but i mean so was i
edwin- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA OMGG O AM DEAD!! I CANT EVEN AHAHAHAHHAHAHALMAOLMAOLOLOL
you- okay well, we gotta go...i gotta hang up, bye baby
edwin- okay, bye baby i love you and good morning my beautiful princess lei, have a great day, daddy loves you
lei- i love you to papa
you- okay baby girl! you ready for school?
lei- am i ever?
i swear she talks like shes 12 sometimes... iy iy iy
when we got to the school i dropped her off and we did our little handshake she came up with, its adorable
you- okay beautiful! momma loves you
lei- adios mama
halfway through my second class, i got a call from the school...ah man, whatd she do?
you- hello
school- hello i this mrs.hornoret?
you- yes!
school- okay, we are calling about your child....
you- leilahni hornoret
school- oh yes! she is in the office right now.
you- what'd she do
school- well. she was getting her lunch and she said 'i want the f*ck' and then the lunch lady told her to not day that, and well she said 'i just want the d*mn f*ck' and she was referring to a fork.
you- oh dear.......oh my....um is she suspended or something?
school- for three days
you- for real, shoot that's what schools do these days? why didn't they do this before.HA
school- MRS.HORNORET! look she said something inappropriate around other kids and we think its best you teach her a lesson.
you- oh yes totally, im on my way
school- okay, goodbye
you- thanks, bye
you- alright everyone..looks like we won't be able to finish class today, im so sorry but my daughter got in trouble today at school and ed's in the studio, all of you work on the choreo for come and see me or coaster, get together in partners, preferably girl and boy and you will be performing them next time we meet, okay!
all- ya
on my way to the school, i called ed and told him what happened
edwin- wait? so she's suspended, since when did they start doing that?
you-right?!
edwin- to be honest i think we do need to teach her a lesson, she cant be picking up all this language..
you- well, i mean she picks up language quick, like she picked up spanish pretty fast, obviously she'll pick it up to
edwin- true.. what do we do?
you- im not sure she usually comes right home and starts dancing or listening to musi-
edwin- WE SING HER A SONG!
you- will that work? what time will you be hime
edwin- i'll be home soon, were getting the rest of the week off and it should, how would it not> she loves music!
you- true...what song?
edwin- we can make love;)
you- haha very funny
edwin- umm
my girl?
you- eh, then it'd just be you singing
edwin- humble and kind?
you- ohhhh YEAHHHH!! thats a good one! yeah lets do that
edwin- okay.im on my way right now.
you-okay, i'll see you there in a little bit
edwin- okay bye babe love you
you- I LOVVEEEE youuuu tooo
when leilahni got in the car..she looked at me and then looked at the fork in her hand
lei- the teacher said i should take this home and learn how to say it
she says dropping her head
lei- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO SAY F*CK?
you- fork*
lei- fok?
you- f-o-r-k
lei- fooouuuk
you- we will work on that..
you- you know whose home right now?
lei- noooo
you- papa
lei- dadddy! yayayay! QUICKER MAMA
you- sweetie ha,i can go any faster, there's rules to the roads to
lei- ugh iy iy iy
you- tell me about it
when we got home edwin was there already
edwin-BABYGIRL!
lei- hey daddy
edwin- soooo, how was your day
lei- i know you know hehehe
edwin- you're right i do know...do you know what you did wrong?
lei- i said f*ck instead of fork
edwin- yes! WOW! yes you did! that we cant do
lei- i can't?
edwin- nooo baby girl
lei- aw man
edwin- no matter what, there will always be rules in society today .... always, for everything
you- yea,just like i told you in the car
edwin- yes, and you have to respect those rules ... because do you know what happens if you break the rules?
lei- yo stand in the corner?
AHA! i can't believe she just said that HA. edwin, once again was trying so hard to keep his laughter in but he failed so badly.
edwin- oh my HA! nooooo sweetie pie... you go to jail
lei- jaol?
you- its a place for bad people! you don't EVER want to go there, its a mean and cold place..
lei- ohhh, okay
you- also baby, no matter where you go in your life...always stay humble and kind to everyone...even if you don't like em-
edwin- uhh noooooo.. if you don't like em, you fight em....self defence
he said proud of himself..
you- oh really, how did that work for you?
he thought about it for a minute and seemed embarrassed of himself and said
edwin- maybe just stick to being humble and kind
you- is it okay if mommy and daddy sing you a song?
lei- YAAAAA
she said so happily..
HUMBLE & KIND
You know there's a lot that goes by the front door
Don't forget the keys under the mat
Childhood stars shine, always stay humble and kind
Go to church 'cause your momma says to
Visit grandpa every chance that you can
It won't be a waste of time
Always stay humble and kindHold the door say please say thank you
Don't steal, don't cheat, and don't lie
I know you got moutains to climb but
Always stay humble and kind
When the dreams you're dreamin' come to you
When the work you put in is realized
Let yourself feel the pride but
Always stay humble and kindDon't expect a free ride from no one
Don't hold a grudge or a chip and here's why
Bitterness keeps you from flying
Always stay humble and kind
Know the difference between sleeping with someone
And sleeping with someone you love
I love you ain't no pick up line so
Always stay humble and kindHold the door say please say thank you
Don't steal, don't cheat, and don't lie
I know you got moutains to climb but
Always stay humble and kind
When those dreams you're dreamin' come to you
When the work you put in is realized
Let yourself feel the pride but
Always stay humble and kindWhen it's hot, eat a root beer, a popsicle
Shut off the AC and roll the windows down
Let that summer sun shine
Always stay humble and kind
Don't take for granted the love this life gives you
When you get where you're goin'
Don't forget turn back around
Help the next one in line
Always stay humble and kind
after we finished the song, leilahni jumped into our arms and clapped and was all smiles :)
for the rest of day, lei learned how to say fork.... it took her about an hour to figure it out, i remember when i was this way with the word door...don't judge me OKAY! and while she was doing that ed and i recorded our version of humble and kind and uploaded it to our youtube page :)
then we all went out to chick-fil-a and then got kicked out because lei was trying to pronounce other things that weren't coming out right and ed and i were dead.... that's why we got kicked out.. once we got home, edwin put on finding dory for lil lei, an she was out like a light
edwin- how did we make such a cute baby?
you- wellll you see there is a lady who has female parts and a mal- nah im just playing...... i really don't know tho, but i sure as well now she's a little blessing to us
edwin- oh yeah 100%
you- hmmmm....i wonder what are boy would look like
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