▷ opened
melsantiago
what time are we meeting at the flower shop
tomholland2013
2:30 i think
melsantiago
cool
melsantiago
which flower produces the most pollen
tomholland2013
uhh my botanical knowledge is limited
tomholland2013
why
melsantiago
because june is allergic to pollen and i want her eyes to be red and watering all up in that bitch
tomholland2013
are you...trying to sabotage the wedding by giving your best friend allergies
melsantiago
sniff sniff bitch
tomholland2013
is this because she betrayed your trust and broke your scared bond of kinship
melsantiago
nah
melsantiago
she canceled my order for an albino bear
tomholland2013
you know i think maybe seb and june just want a quiet celebration with their family and friends to celebrate their love and cherish one another
melsantiago
lame
melsantiago
now imagine if the ring bearer was an actual bear
melsantiago
i even picked white so it would match what more do they want
tomholland2013
we're really just supposed to help pick out flowers
melsantiago
but we could spend that money on a fog machine or a t-shirt gun
tomholland2013
i hear what you're saying
tomholland2013
and i am terrified by it
melsantiago
listen as maid of honor i'm allowed a certain amount of input
melsantiago
and i just don't think i'm receiving the amount of input i deserve
tomholland2013
because june won't let you roller skate down the aisle or whatever?
melsantiago
hey how did you know about that one i didn't tell you
tomholland2013
holy shit i was joking
tomholland2013
giving you an ounce of control in these wedding plans was a mistake
melsantiago
i have excellent taste you dried chunk of acrylic paint
melsantiago
plus the baton twirling troupe i booked is non refundable so i could really use some backup on that one
tomholland2013
wait which one
melsantiago
it's called baton bat off
melsantiago
they have excellent reviews on yelp
tomholland2013
oh they're good
tomholland2013
not good enough to beat mother of twirl but that's none of my business
tomholland2013
i'm sure you're confused
melsantiago
no it's quite obvious to me that at one point you were apart of a competitive male baton twirling troupe
melsantiago
i WILL use that information to mock you
melsantiago
however there are more pressing issues at hand
tomholland2013
why what's going on
melsantiago
june is making me wear a dress
melsantiago
you can't hide anything in a dress
tomholland2013
that's a concerning sentence
tomholland2013
what do you need to hide
melsantiago
snacks silly
tomholland2013
oh phew
melsantiago
just kidding a knife
tomholland2013
WHY
melsantiago
in case my date gets too handsy
tomholland2013
wait
tomholland2013
wait wait wait
tomholland2013
date??
melsantiago
yeah didn't seb tell you
melsantiago
we have to bring dates or plus ones to the wedding with us
melsantiago
there's some big choreographed dance we need partners for
tomholland2013
uhuhhuhuhuh
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tomholland2013
are you kidding?
melsantiago
no i'm serious you can ask
melsantiago
it's a pain
melsantiago
now i have to find a date
tomholland2013
please don't
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tomholland2013
the thought of you with anyone else makes me feel like i can't breathe
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melsantiago
i was thinking i'd put up flyers
melsantiago
seeking male companion. must be average height and willing to be knifed
tomholland2013
you just described every college male
melsantiago
what about you?
melsantiago
got someone in mind?
tomholland2013
i've got you and you're always in my mind
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tomholland2013
nope haha
melsantiago
because i know it's kind of a long shot but i have this friend who i know would love to go with you
melsantiago
she thinks you're amazing
melsantiago
actually she told me she wanted to ask you out
melsantiago
would you want to date someone right now?
tomholland2013
i don't want to date anyone who's not you
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tomholland2013
no not really i'm sorry
tomholland2013
i'm sure your friend is amazing i mean no offense to her
tomholland2013
i'm just not really looking to date right now
melsantiago
oh
melsantiago
got it i'll let her know
tomholland2013
yeah
melsantiago
well i should probably go
melsantiago
i have some homework to do but i'll see you later
tomholland2013
yeah for sure
melsantiago
i'll tell my friend you don't want to date then
tomholland2013
yeah sorry
melsantiago
don't worry about it
melsantiago
it was me i'm the friend
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: sorry this is rushed i wanted to squeeze in a chapter before i go on break to avoid infinity war spoilers since i can't see it until i get back to the us. ALSO: the contest ends may 4 so please enter bc i'm very soft and sensitive and crave validation and i need people to enter or ill be sad :)))