o zamn zaddy age these thotties UP this is when the get a McBoner in public besides beverly but im still adding beverly she just cant get a McBoner ok bye
Billiam
-at the quarry
-woooh boy
-you sat on his shoulders for a game of chicken and he popped a boner bc hes a messy bitch
-luckily nobody saw bc yalls were in the water but he was suddenly aware of the currents caused by everyone splashing their feet!!
-by that i mean
-the current waves splashed past his benis
-sorry ill go home
Richard
-on a date
-announces it
-"y/n come sit on my lap i need your help with something"
-winks
-"how did you get a boner we're in a fucking ice cream parlor and i'm wearing a sweater"
-"imagination"
-"im going to kill you"
Edward
-hanging out at the park w the rest of the losers club
-mothertrucker dude
-gets a boner and dont know how 2 act
-what does he do
-save him
-he is confused
-so he asks
-richie
-immediate regret
-"heY Y/N EDS GOT A BONER FOR YA"
-richie is going to get slapped
Stanley
-at temple w him (jewish "church")
-you wore a dress/suit and looked like a snacc
-he jerked off in the bathroom
-what
-im running out of ideas ok
-dont @ me
Mikey Poo
-helping his gpa out on the farm yeehaw
-you got sprayed w a hose somehow
-w e t
-my boy was SHOOK
-"what the fuc- shit"
-"hey y/n i gotta go to the bathrOOM
Benny Boy
-at the god damn LIBRARY
-SAVE MY BOY BEN
-so shook
-about to cry
-you ask whats wrong and he just goes -"hHahhAHAHAHAHBABZBhah nothing love im peachy"
-you dont believe him but u figured it was just his book
-when really
-you were the book
-and his dick can read
-what
-what does that even mean
-who wrote this
-oh wait
Beaverly
-ok obviously beverly dosent have a benis so just her getring turned on idek interpret it how u wish
-twas at her house hanging out when her dad was out doing whatever idk hes irrelevant
-u spilled choco milk on ur shirt cause youre a messy bitch
-so shes like "i got a hoodie u can wear"
-one: you changed in front if her bc u dont care
-aha well she cared
-two: that hoodie was. tight.
-hmm
-lady boner
-shwing