y/n: whERE'S THE NOOSE, DR. SEUSS
wyatt: oh god
finn: she's active again, everyone hide
sophia: hi, y/n!
y/n: at least sophia is nice to me 😤
jaeden: how are you guys?
jack: stop being so innocent, jaeden
you make me feel bad about myself
y/n: you give yourself too many reasons to feel bad about life
finn: y/n over here pressure cooking the fuck outta everybody
wyatt:
y/n: who is that even directed to
jaeden: i'm asking this for a friend
how do you deal with boners?
finn: PFFFFFTTTT
wyatt: be nice, finnberly
finn: ...what
y/n: jejejjdjdb finnberly
sorry jaeden, i can't help you with your dick problem
maybe sophia can
sophia: what put you under the impression that i can help with this
y/n: so you don't have a dick?
finn: she's roasting sophia too? damnnnn
sophia: NO
jaeden: never mind, i'll ask google
wyatt: i'm streaming on twitch, leave me alone
y/n: no one recalled asking for an update on your life
finn: k.o. for wyatt, who's next on the chopping block
y/n: go back to forever 21, finnberly
jaeden: you, apparently
y/n: i won't hurt you my wonderful jaedie pie
jaeden: 🤮
y/n: yep, i feel the love
jack: you don't deserve it, meanie
y/n: yeah i know
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mega yikes on my part