:) The Losers Club; Road Trip (:
[ Requested by: MotherPotato011,
thanks for the idea! Also, could you
guys comment ideas for a Bill or B-
en HC? Those are the only two Los-
ers that I haven't done individually,
but I don't know what to do for them!
Anything will be taken into thought +
ty for all the support <3
P.S yall are getting 2 Reddie HCs after
this so bepatient, fools. (im doing that
to make up for the second Reddie Bra-
ces thingbc everyone screeched @ me
for notmaking Richie kiss Eddie on the
lips &&now I feel so bad and I have to
make it up to everyone, im rlly sorry )
P.S.S TYSM FOR 3K READS HERE AND 2K
ON LETTERS! ]
- just because i want to Mike is the first Loser to get a car
- well,,,
- it's not really a car
- more like some hugeass eight seater van
- when he got it everyone f r e a k e d t h e f u c k o u t
- it looked a m a z i n g
- it was huge and spacious and c l e a n
- so not even a month after Mike got it Bev planned a road trip
- ' wh-where the fuh-fuck would we guh-go? '
- ' don't worry, Billy boy, ive got it all figured out '
- she apparently d i d n o t , but that explanation is for l8r
- it was a two day long trip
- no one told their parents
- instead, they all just packed the fuck up
- Mike drove around on the due day to pick everyone out
- Richie and Eddie were the only ones left, and, obviously Richie is at Eddie's house
- they were making out on the f u c k i n g b e d and their cases weren't packed
- ' what the fuck you guys! gross! get your asses off of each other and throw some damn clothes in your bags! '
- ' jesus fuck, i cant appreciate my boyfriend for a single minute, can i? '
- ' not by letting him stick his tongue down your throat directly in front of us, no '
- once a disgruntled Richie and an embarrassed times 3456787654345678 Eddie finally packed, they skrt skrted outta Derry
- ' BYE FUCKERS! '
- ' RICHARD ROLL UP THE GODDAMN WINDOW AND COME CUDDLE WITH ME! '
- ' fuck, we're stuck with sappy Reddie '
- ' shut it, haystack! '
- the ride to wherever the hell they were going consisted of karaoke to many, many, many, many, many, m a n y songs
-̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶i̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶u̶x̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶A̶C̶/̶D̶C̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶
- ' OOOOHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THEEERE, OOOHHH!! WE'RE LIVIN ON A PRAYER!!! TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEEAAAR, OOOHHH!! WE'RE LIVIN ON A PRAAYER!!!! '
- now, back to Bev
- she literally had no idea what to do
- none of the Losers knew how to read a map so they were all depending on Bev, who claimed to know how
- and she's like, ' fUcK tHiS sHiT iM oUt StAn TaKe OvEr '
- an hour's way in Eddie fell asleep curled into Richie's side
- and may I say that this motormouth was mf m e l t i n g
- the other Losers were like
- making smoochy faces at him
- ' i hate you all '
- ' whatre friends for, Tozier? '
- eventually Mike got tired so FIFTEEN YEAR OLD Bill said he would drive
- bad idea
- he crashed
- which woke Eddie up
- which got Richie mad
- which made Stan annoyed
- which made Mike sad
- which made Ben confused
- which made Bev roll her eyes
- so they all hopped out
- the van wasn't damaged [ which is good ]
- but they were stuck in a ditch
- ' nice driving skills, Billy '
- ' sh-shu-shut up '
- Mike, Ben, and Richie went to the front of the truck while Eddie, Ben, Bill, and Bev went to the back
- M, B & R pushed forward while E, B, B & B [xd] pulled backward
- they eventually got it out
- but
- they checked and the van had no more gas
- ' jesus christ '
- ' lets never let Bill drive again '
- ' hey! '
- ' sorry not sorry '
- so Stan checked the map
- he also figured out that Bev had been reading it upside-down
- ' you stupidass redhead '
- so Stan finds out that the nearest gas station is two miles away
- ' i don't think we can drag the van two miles '
- ' be positive, maybe we'll get a tow '
- ' five hours away from the main road? '
- welp Ben was right
- some dude came & let them have a tow to the gas station
- Mike was giving him so many thank yous
- Stan had to scold him when they got to the station
- ' thankfuck ihavetogotothebathroomsofuckingbad '
- ' then go to the bathroom! no one wants your pee on them '
- ' eddie does '
- ' GO TO THE BATHROOM! '
- Richie goes to the bathroom
- luckily no one gets peed on
- so they get a shitton of food and gas and skrt skrt
- they decide to get going before a hobo started asking them for money
- so its like eleven at night and all of the lights in the van are on
- everyone is drunk
- other than Ben and Stan
- so the sliding doors are open
- Bill is laughing at something stupid Bev said
- a n d h e f a l l s b a c k w a r d s o u t o f t h e d o o r
- ' BILL WHAT THE FUCK!!! '
- Ben hauls him back into the van
- Bill has passed out, i repeat, Bill has passed out
- so Stan decides its a good time to go to bed
- ' ALRIGHT YOU SHITTERS WE DONT NEED ANY MORE ACCIDENTS SO GO TO FOOKIN' BED '
- even drunk Eddie and Richie are soft a s f
- so they cuddle
- everyone is dying
- its one a.m when theyre all finally asleep
[ - Mac DeMarco was on in the background the whole time ]
- the first one to wake up is Mike
- even then its twelve p.m
- ' guys we have to go! our parents are gonna freak! '
- theyre all movin fast now
- shoving granola bars into their mouth
- chugging down protein shakes
-̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶s̶
- Ben is driving this time
- yes he is still fifteen but at least hes more trustable than Bill
- this time Richie fell asleep on Eddie
- ' awwww, look at the sappy couple! '
- ' Bev shut up, hes asleep! '
- ' exactly my point '
- so they get home at round nine p.m
- Richie goes home w Eddie and everyone else goes by their self
- overall, they would do it again
THAT TOOK T W O DAYS HOEZ
also would you read a Finn x OC book?