"Mabel, do we REALLY have to do this?" Stanford asked.
"Well, Grunkle Stan and I won that bet, so YOU are doing this!"
"And there's no getting out of this poindexter, you too Dipper."
Dipper groaned. Why on earth was he doing this?
Earlier that day...
"Dipper!" Ford cries out.
"What?! Grunkle Ford?" Dipper asked.
"I've seen a new species. Small like faires but something different. I believe they may be pixies. And I need someone's help on recording these pixies. Will you help me?" Ford asked.
"Yes!" Dipper screamed enthusiastically, "I mean, yeah sure." He replies more cool. Ford has been asking out of Dipper more and more. Nothing can make Dipper more enthusiastic.
"Hey, Dip. Can't I come with you?" Mabel asked. She was bored and at the mention of pixies, she brighten up.
"No can do, Mabel. This is just for Dipper and me." Ford said.
"Why?" Mabel cried. Stan heard that too and asked, "Yeah, why poindexter?!"
Ford said, "I'm not risking it."
"What, you think we can't do it?" Stan asked.
"Not that... Just-" Ford was cut off by Mabel.
"How 'bout a bet? You and Dipster vs me and Stan! Whoever finds the pixies first wins and the loser must do whatever the winner wants!"
"This is not the time for games, I-" Stanford said but was cut off by Stan.
"What, are you too chicken? Just like when we were kids, huh? Buk buk buk buk!" Stan said and clucked like a chicken to emphasize what he meant.
"Oh, alright fine!" Ford snapped, "and I have the perfect revenge when you lose!"
At a certain part of the forest...
"They got to be around here somewhere..." Ford muttered.
"Yeah, Grunkle Ford... yeah..." Dipper said.
It's been a few hours since they searched for the pixies and Dipper was getting a bit tired.
"What if they find the pixies before we do?" Dipper asked.
"No, they won't. They are not mystery hunters like us, Dipper. They don't have the first clue to finding those pixies." Ford said.
"And no worries, we are finally... wahh!" Ford screamed. Dipper screamed too.
Mabel was flying and saying, "Took you long enough! Grunkle Stan and I found the pixies a long time ago!"
"But how... what?" Ford mumbled.
"All down to Mabel," Stan said, with a giggling pixie on his shoulder. Behind the were a nest of pixies.
"How did you find those pixies?!" demanded Ford.
"And how are you flying?" Dipper added.
"Oh, that was simple." Mabel declared, "All I did was called for the elves and helped them. In return they let me use their pixie dust to fly."
"How did you know pixie dust can make you fly?!" asked Ford.
"Have you never read Peter Pan?! This is a dream come true!" Mabel said and kept on flying.
"Point is, we won and you are going to face our punishment!" Stan declared.
Ford and Dipper groaned. This day was not going to end happily.
"Hey, how do I get down?" Mabel asked out of the blue. When nobody answered her, she screamed, "Wahh! Help me!"
Back to present...
And now here they were doing the punishment. Mabel, finally down, got the camera rolling and Stan was looking smug.
"Why are we doing this?" Dipper asked.
"I got the idea after Stan told me about an... accidental encounter. Since then, I've always wanted to do this and finally, I got the opportunity!" Mabel ended gleefully.
Ford and Dipper knew the accident. They briefly flashed back...
They got out of the flashback after that. Mabel continued talking.
"Then, I thought that nerd game would be a great setting and I've prepared the script. You read it, you are doing it. Grunkle Stan, start narrating!"
"Gladly," Stan said. He read, "In a deep forest, there live a princess called Princess Unattainable and was kidnapped by Probabilator the Annoying. Now, she is trapped at the top of the tower." He looked at Ford.
"Do I really have to do this?" Ford groaned.
"Do it!" Mabel demanded.
"Help me. Help me. Can someone please help me get out of here?" he said half halfheartedly.
"Take 2!" Mabel said.
"What? Why?" Ford asked.
"If you don't put any heart into it, you'll be here all day!" Mabel said, "Again, Grunkle Stan!"
So, started over again until Ford's turn.
"Help me! Help me! Can someone please help me get out of here?" he said with more heart, swishing the pink ballgown's he wearing for better effect and showing off the blond wig.
"Good! Good! Grunkle Stan," Mabel demanded.
After chortling at his brother, Stan continued, "Thankfully, one person heard those cries and his name was Hot Elf."
"That's your cue, Dipster!" Mabel said.
"Urgh..." Dipper groaned while the scene changed from tower to forest with Dipper emerging out of it. He wore an archer suit with a bow slung at his back, wearing a white blond long wig.
"Swish the hair!" Mabel demanded.
"Do I have to?" Dipper asked.
Do it or-" Mabel started but Dipper interrupted.
"OK, OK!" he said, swishing the hair.
"Now say the line!" she demanded.
"Alright!"
"Hark!" Dipper said, "Is that the call from the Princess I hear? She must be captured by Probabilitor! I must rescue her!" Dipper said, then looking a bit uncomfortable.
"Onward, trusty steed." He said to the goat, using the can as bait for it to move which thankfully for him took no time at all. The goat has a horn on it's face. It's supposed to be a unicorn.
"Finally, Hot Elf-" Stan chortled because Dipper had to swish his hair again at that cue or face doing the whole scene again by Mabel. "-arrived at the tower but was stopped by Probabilitor the Annoying."
And out came Probabilitor a.k.a Soos who looks chic in those wizard robes and beards.
"Soos, what are you doing?" Dipper asked.
"Sorry, dude. Mabel promised me salami for this and I like the robe. I looked so fabulous." Soos said.
"Soos, say your part!" Mabel said.
"OK, dude," Soos said, but then leaned to Dipper and asked, "What's my part?" in a carrying whisper.
"It's 'Oh, if it isn't Hot Elf? You cannot rescue Princess Unattainable!'" Mabel said for him and Soos repeated it OK. Thank God for Dipper and Ford.
"Oh, yes I can!" Dipper said, "O Wise God, help me defeat Probabilitor the Annoying!"
"And out came the Wise God," Stan narrated.
"Get in there, Waddles!" Mabel slapped the pig's hind and charged at Soos, due to the salami in his pocket robes.
"Oh, help me, dudes." Soos said, but no one did. In the end, Soos seems to be enjoying it.
"Thanks to the Wise God, Hot Elf managed to save Princess Unattainable," Stan narrated.
"Oh, thank you for saving me, Hot Elf," Ford said.
"You don't have to repay me at all," Dipper said, wishing this would end quickly.
"I know," Ford said, turning a bit red, "He was holding a ring box and crouching at Dipper, "Will you marry me?" Stan laughed at this.
"Yes!" Dipper said, wishing he was far far away right now.
"Cut!" Mabel said, "End scene!" She stopped rolling the camera and got the footage."Haha, blackmail."
"It better be end scene," said Ford, taking of the gown and wig, "I never want to do that again."
"Me neither," Dipper said, throwing away his costume likewise.
"I don't know, dudes, it was OK," Soos said, with Waddles licking him like a human lollipop.
Ford and Dipper just gave looks of grimaces.
"And the end!" Mabel concluded.