It's TheOneTrueFry 's birthday so go show her some support and all that shit and yeah
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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Legiqn
RoastMasterV2: hi Jordan!!!!
Legiqn: wow ev y r u so excited
RoastMasterV2: cuz we haven't talked in a while and I'm lonely
Legiqn: Lucas isn't home?
RoastMasterV2: idk I don't live with him anymore, he's mad at me anyways
Legiqn: wtf, what happened?
RoastMasterV2: it was a whole lot of drama, and honestly I should've expected it to happen, but long story short we broke up and I got back together with Jon
Legiqn: are you safe
RoastMasterV2: yea, he lives in Canada Remember?
Legiqn: how would I know
RoastMasterV2: it's okay, I've seen your conversations with Lucas, I know the history you two have, you can admit it
Legiqn: I never wanted to lie to you
RoastMasterV2: it was Lucas, wasn't it?
Legiqn: how did u know
RoastMasterV2: I just do
RoastMasterV2: anyways, why don't we hang out sometime soon?
RoastMasterV2: also, are you bisexual?
Legiqn: pan, why?
RoastMasterV2: cuz I have five numbers from girls at mall and idk what to do with them
Legiqn: ew, mall girls
RoastMasterV2: ?
Legiqn: they're the reason the economy is down
RoastMasterV2: XD
RoastMasterV2: guess I'll throw them away then, so where you wanna meet up rn? Ur in town right?
Legiqn: yes I am good sir, and a little birdie has informed me you like Chick-fil-A
RoastMasterV2: idk what gave that away
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Shit Show
FuckBoi: fuck all of you
FuckBoi: this groupchat is officially the worst decision I've ever made, I wish I had never met any of you
WildHoe: stfu Lucas
Lui: wth is going on over here?
Kryoz: oh you salty cuz you got exposed? Or salty because everyone else is having a great time without you?
FuckBoi: John you stfu, this is all your fault
SuniDey: alright calm down Lucas what's going on
FuckBoi: you can't talk to me, you're the newest member here you slut
ChokingIsMyKink: if you want to leave then leave Lucas, and don't talk to my girlfriend like that
WildHoe: where's Evan? He's better at this shit
FuckBoi: he's spending the day with Jordan, piece of shit
RoastMasterV2: excuse me, IM the piece of shit here? You're the one who's being all pissed off and moody, insulting people's partners and overall being a huge dick
RoastMasterV2: if ur so upset about being single, then leave
RoastMasterV2: we have dealt with your negativity long enough, now grow up and apologize or get the hell out
FuckBoi: I hope you get hit by a bus, Evan
FuckBoi has left the chat.
ChokingIsMyKink: and that's the tea