[the next day]
"Seokjin, Namjoon threatened to throw a pile of dirt in my face yesterday!"
Seokjin sighed and looked up from watering the flowers outside. "What do you want me to do about it?"
"Put him in time out! He was mean to me!"
"Shut up, Boa! This is why you're single!" Namjoon shouted.
"Seokjin! Namjoon is being mean again!"
"You guys are treating me like I'm your father!" Seokjin shouted, stomping his feet on the ground.
The two teenagers turned around at the same time from arguing with each other. "But you're old."
"You two are fired."