Suggested and requested by iOyeSrishti
This update is inspired by a fictional character fazl-ud-din portrayed by a Pakistani-Canadian YouTube Sham Idrees.
I wanted a female version so changed name to fazeena
Fazeena: *Comes at my home* Hey.
Me: Hey
Fazeena: How are you?
Me: I am good, you tell. Do we know each other?
Fazeena: I think you don't, I am your father's mother's brother's son's wife's neice Fazeena.
Me: *Tries to calculate what relation I have with her* Ohh so you are not even my door ki rishtedaar?
Fazeena: Maybe, but we can be friends, right?
Me: Uh! I'll think about it.
Fazeena: Ohk leave that I will tell you a joke.
Me: Ohkay!
Fazeena: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Fazeena: Sweety
Me: Sweety who?
Fazeena: *starts singing and dancing* Sweety tera drama machaye hungama..(A Bollywood song)
Me: -_-
Fazeena: Did you like my dance steps?
Me: uhm! Yeah it was fine.
Fazeena: You know Ami kehti hai ke mei bohot acha gaati aur naachti hun, isliye mere school mei boht sare friends hai.
Me: So?
Fazeena: To Tum bhi meri friend banogi na?
Me: I think my friend's calling me. *about to answer the call*
Fazeena: What a lier you are. I know it's not your friend's call.
Me: Uh! How can you be so sure?
Fazeena: Coz you don't have any friend. And now you won't have me too. *Puts on sunglasses and goes with swag*
#LameJokesWithMe
#Fazl-Ud-DinInspired
(Whole update was inspired by Fazl-Ud-Din)
Sorry if this was not good, I typed this just for Sri and that too amidst my exams with my sense of humour still locked in locker. But you can still vote for it, right?
Also check my other book 'Know Me More' if you want to know me more.