The Big Book Of Jokes

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Once upon a time, a young scene kid wanted to be Wattpad famous. So he created one of the books that he thoug... More

The (Reborn!) Big Book Of Jokes
Evil Genie
The Bat Bet
Bush & the Blackboard
Headphone Haircut
Baseball In Heaven
Check the E-mail Address
A Meal to Die For
Polygon
Bear and Rabbit
Bill O'Reilly's Chauffeur
Cat Rescue
Revenge of the Blondes
Graveyard Salon
Stop or Slow Down
My Dog Don't Bite
An Odd Tale
Sick Rabbit Trick
Two-Legged Bleeder
Visiting Grandma
911
The Blonde and the Blinker
O.o
What?!
Zombie Babies
Bravery
Church
Camoflauge Clothing
Jalapeno Business
Fake Noodle
IJK
2,700 dollars
Stolen Tent
Swam Back

It might be a TV

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A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because your a blonde."

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Your a blonde."

So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"You're a blonde"

"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"

"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"

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