Me: Nah you're attractive.
Proj: I am as attractive as a Walrus's asshole.
Lydia and I: *Fall to the kitchen floor laughing*
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Proj (Status on Skype) : I'm just a lesbian with a penis.
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Me: *Sends picture of sub* Still bigger than your dick
Proj: Pfft say that when you see it.
I honestly don't even know where he comes up with these things... :|