My big book of random things I feel like writing about

Daily Quotes

Me: Nah you're attractive.

Proj: I am as attractive as a Walrus's asshole.

Lydia and I: *Fall to the kitchen floor laughing*

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Proj (Status on Skype) : I'm just a lesbian with a penis.

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Me: *Sends picture of sub* Still bigger than your dick

Proj: Pfft say that when you see it.

I honestly don't even know where he comes up with these things... :|