-potatoes
DO I NEED AN EXPLANATION
Um yes?? You need to actually write things this is a book? And besides, potatoes are for commoners, I far prefer rutabagas.
WHAT THE HECK IS A RUTABAGA (no really plz help I don't know anything about rutabagas)
You uncultured swine.
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OH COME ON YOU CANT EVEN THINK OF ONE OTHER VEGETABLE YOU LIKE? YOU ARE GOING TO GET DIABETES OR SOMETHING I MEAN COME ON REALLY?
Um
Um
*jumps out window*
Well, now that my incredibly obnoxious alter ego is finally gone, I suppose I shall have to carry on myself. I will certainly do a better job anyway. So, here, I present to you, alter ego's complete and unabridged guide to all of the vegetables that I find to be acceptable, a list only 48284 entries long, authored (Is that a word?) and edited by none other than ME:
Wait!
Where are you going?
Don't you want to read it?
Don't leaveeeeee
NOOOOOOOOOO
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I felt bad so I decided to update twice
It was short but oh well
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