Imagine: You are the Joker's daughter and you are crazy and laugh just like the Joker. One night, you and the Joker were robbing the back and you and the Joker suddenly run into Batman and his sidekick, Robin.
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Y/N POV
My father aka The Joker and I were at an old warehouse. We were thinking of a plan to rob a bank that's somewhere in Gotham.
"So, daddy? How are we gonna get the money?" I asked, smiling and spinning around in the spinning chair.
"Oh, don't you worry my dear, daddy gonna think of a perfect way to get the money." My papa smiled at me.
"Awww, but papa, what about Batsy Batsy and his little pretty bird?" I asked, frowning. "They might take us to jail or even worse, take us back to Arkham Asylum and I'm never going back there!"
"Relax, Y/N, its not gonna happen again. Trust me, I have an idea." My papa said, still with that creepy smile on his face, which I love!
I smiled back at my papa and my papa walks to the corner and picks up a crowbar. I cheered and I clapped my hands.
"Oh goodie. Are we gonna use that to kill the bird boy?" I said, smiling.
"Oh no, my dear. I was planning to do that, but another change of plans." Papa smiled
I tilt my head wondering what he is thinking.
"What do you mean, papa?" I asked him
"What I mean is that instead of killing them, we could both drive them crazy and have them come to us, but if that plan is down, we could kidnap the Bird Boy." Papa smiled, looking at me.
Then I realized something when I was looking at the crowbar.
"Wait a minute, is that the same crowbar that killed the second handsome Boy Blunder?" I asked him.
My daddy smiled at me.
"Why, of course it is, my dear. That is why I have this crowbar out for plan B." Papa said
I smiled and I started laughing like a maniac and my papa started laughing too along with me. Our laughs started echoing throughout the warehouse.
'Wow! Aren't we good Jokesters!' I thought, chuckling.
~~~~Time Skip~~~~
The Joker and I were in the back of a white van while my papa's goons was driving.
It was now finally nighttime and now it is time for some fun!
The van stopped and my papa and I started putting on our jackets with hoodies and we slowly started walking inside the bank. I smiled and I held on my bat since it is on my back.
"Show time, my dear." Papa smiled, looking at me.
"Okay, papa." I smiled back
My daddy pulled out a gun from his jacket and he shot the first bullet to the ceiling. Everyone started panicking and some ran out of the building and some stayed inside. My papa and I took off our jackets and we started laughing.
I did a back flip and I jump and I landed on the table. My papa shot a couple of bullets and he ran to get the money.
I looked at the pretty guy sitting at the table where I was at. I smile at him and I crouched down from the table and I grabbed his tie pulling him towards me. The pretty guy was nervous and scared and I just smiled at him.
"So, pretty boy, don't mind me. I don't bite." I chuckled and I pushed him away from me.
I laughed and I flip off from the table and I landed on the ground. My papa came back was a bag full of money.
"Yay papa!" I squealed, hugging him.
"Alright, my dear, let's move." Papa smiled at me.
I smiled knowing what he was thinking.
~~~Time Skip~~~
Papa got his car and he started droving us fast down the streets. We started laughing and I responded.
"Come on, daddy! Faster! Drive faster then ever!" I yelled of excitement.
"Alright my dear! If you say so!" Papa smiled and he started speeding up the car.
I looked out the window and I see the batmobile.
"Uh oh! Papa!" I said, frowning.
"Oh." Papa said, looking out the window and looks at me.
"I think we have company." He smiled
"Batsy Batsy." I smiled
We suddenly heard someone jumped on top of the car. I looked and it was the pretty Boy Blunder. I smiled and I clapped my hands of excitement.
"May I, daddy?" I said, looking at Joker.
"As you wish, my dear." He smiled
I smiled and he made a turn while I open the car door and I jumped out of the car and I rolled from the ground and landed and Boy Blunder looked and he jumped off the car as well and landed as well.
The batmobile kept driving to where my daddy is leaving. Robin started walking towards me and I smiled.
"Well, well well, look who it is. The Boy Blabber." I joked.
"I'm not here playing games with you, Y/N." Robin said, taking out his sword.
"Oh, Robin, baby my love. I have no idea what I have done wrong." I said making a fake pout while walking towards the light pole and going in circles.
"You know what you done wrong, Y/N. Now cut the crap off and surrender." Robin commanded me.
"Oh let me think about it." I said, putting my finger on my chin and tapping. "Uh, no."
Robin growled and he charged at me. I smiled and I took out my bat and I started swinging him. I did a front flip and Robin tried to swing his sword at me and I would dodge it.
"Come on, Bird Boy." I smiled at him.
"If you would shut up I would beat you faster!" Robin snarled at me, making me giggle.
Robin kept swinging his sword and I would use my bat to swing. I jumped and I wrapped my legs around his neck, flipping him down. Robin's sword fell off his hands and he groaned, looking up at me and glaring.
"Your so cute when you get angry." I sigh
"If I was you, I would get off." Robin said, smirking.
Suddenly, Robin wrapped his legs around my neck and flips me off of him. Robin pinned me to the ground making me smile.
"Oh, this is more I like it, honey." I said, arching my back a bit.
"You really need some help, Y/N." Robin scoffed.
I looked at the hands where they were pinned. I sigh and I looked at Robin.
"Your to cute for this." I smiled, sitting up and kissing him on the lips.
Robin gasped and he pushed me away from the kiss and he handcuffed me, making me smile and lay back down on the ground.
"Knock it off, Y/N!" Robin yelled at me, wiping imaginary dust from his uniform.
"Oh, I just want to have fun." I smirked
Robin looked at me and shakes his head and looks away from me, waiting for Batsy and probably have my papa handcuffed.
But if they take me and papa back to jail, there is a chance we are gonna escape, as always.
'I'm just warming him up! Next time, baby bird.' I thought
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So, in this one shot, you were raised by The Joker, not with Harley Quinn too, just the Joker. Btw, I hope you enjoyed it. Next Batboy, Tim Drake.
-Alyssa💙