Eunoia | T. Stark

By -mxrlin

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❝ You're so hot I'm gonna punch you in the face ❞ ❝ And they say romance is dead ❞ In which the Aven... More

epigraph
zero
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seven
eight
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eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
twenty one
twenty two
twenty three
twenty four
twenty five
twenty six
twenty seven
bonus → halloween special
twenty eight
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thirty
thirty one
thirty two
thirty three

Extended description + cast

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By -mxrlin

Tony Stark created the Avengers group chat out of pure boredom. They use the chat to annoy and tease one another and to carry out their petty arguments. The chat is always active, whether at three p.m. or three a.m. They never rest. This is an inconvenience for the person they accidentally added because unlike them, she has an actual job.

Alexa doesn't know how she was added to the Avengers group chat. One day her phone began to ring uncontrollably and was confused when she saw messages from people she's never met. But as she read through the messages, she realized that those people are the Avengers. The costume wearing dorks who saved New York from an alien invasion.

The Avengers don't know about the stranger in their chat and Alexa took advantage of that. One bored afternoon she decided to rickroll them and everything changed.

Alexa unknowingly stole the heart of Tony Stark, by spamming the chat with funny gifs and stupid videos. And he stole her heart through the one thing she adores the most...her kindergarten class. 


• • •

CAST.

Jamie Chung as Alexa Park.
❛ The chat troll ❜

❝ Rickrolling Captain America is just too easy ❞






Emilia Clarke as Shay Kingsleigh.
❛ The Disney princess ❜

❝ I wouldn't Shay I'm a Disney princess, I'm a Disney queen ❞





Michelle Dockery as Bria Collins.
❛ The British roommate ❜

❝ Four dollar tax?! No wonder the Colonies rebelled! ❞






Eugene Lee Yang as Eugene Park.
❛ The dorky brother ❜

❝ Are you drinking wine out of a pouch? ❞



• • •

i. Isn't she lovely by Stevie Wonder.
ii. For once in my life by Stevie Wonder.
iii. L-O-V-E by Nat King Cole.
iv. When I fall in love by Nat King Cole.
v. Big Parade by The Lumineers.
vi. Dead Sea by The Lumineers.
vii. Love by Lana Del Rey.


This will be a cute and funny book.
Why? Because Tony Stark deserves better.
No drama.

Read the companion book
Twitterpated ↦ B. Banner

Published. February 21, 2018.

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