You came home from work on a normal day. V greeted you at the door.
"Honey, look who I found." He said, sitting on the floor with a... Raccoon?!
"V, why did you bring that in the house..." You face palmed.
"Because he was hungry and dirty and he seems to like me." He said, stroking the animal who was growling at him.
"V, he's growling! You're going to get rabies!" You panicked.
"Honey, he's a cat, he's purring." V picked him up and he squirmed I his arms.
"That's a raccoon!" You said.
"Ooh... Well that's okay, a lot of people have exotic pets..." He set the raccoon down and he ran off into the kitchen, snatching a bag of chips from the counter and breaking through the window to escape.
"My chips!!!" You yelled, watching the raccoon run into the sunset with your snack.
"Don't worry honey, I'm sure he'll come back." V patted your back as you sobbed on the floor.