Let's start with the first one......
*holds a teddy bear* I BEARLY had to eat my corn dog.
*gets hit by sans* OW!!!! Oh come Sans you're the Numbskull not me!!!
Sans:EEY!!! *snaps his fingers*
Me:*dabs*
I need to ketchup on my puns *holds out ketchup* XD
Papyrus:.............. *leaves*
Me:NUUUU don't leaf me!! *holds out a leaf*
Sans:HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA
T-T-T-Thats all folks CupheadandArisweet7 out and this is for a good friend named The_Wonderland_Freak