- mkaymkaymkay so Bev calls them all like two hrs before the game starts
- 'you better get your a s s over here or i will run you over with a galaxy-coloured truck five times'
- no chances were taken
- Bill gets there late
- Stan has 2 protect him from a raging Bev
- 'it was only six minutes late!'
- every1 brought junk food
- our manz Richard literally brought f o u r buckets of the s a m e type of ice-cream
- Bev cant fit that in her freezer you f u c k e r
- Eddie, Bev, & Mike are the only ones who actually l i k e football
- no one else knows a s h i t abt whats happening
- Eddie&Bev are on the same team
- whenever their^ team gets a touchdown they literally j u m p the f u c k off of the couch and do some mf chicken dance
- R i c h i e i s j e a l o u s ™
- Mike s c r e a m s 'hallelujah' whenever his team scores and makes Stan dance w him
- [Eddie and Bev sulk on the couch]
- Richie thinks its f u c k i n g a d o r a b l e when Eds gets mad
- so he just pulls him into his side and cuddles w him
- the other Losers think it's s o p u r e l i k e w t f
- p o p c o r n f i g h t b i t c h e s
- Bill catches them i n h i s m o u t h
- no one else can
- the floor is covered w kernels
- if they see an actor/ess they know on an ad they will fuckin s c r e a m
- Eddie gets j e a l o u s when Richard says one of the actor/esses is hot
- Ben points this out e v e r y t i m e
- Richie gets this smug look on his face and kisses the telly
- Eddie gets up and drags him over to the couch and starts kissing him like fuckin crazy
- Richie's getting a l l b l u s h y
- 'get a fucking r o o m you guys!'
- 'i don't give a fuck but get out of the way of the TV!'
- Mike's team wins
- poor Stan is being thrown around like crazy
- 'that's twenty bucks from both of you, Bev 'n Eddie!'
- 'fuck you, Mike'
- Richie has to calm Eds down and Ben has 2 calm Bev down
- their stomachs are b u r s t i n g
- you would not believe how many wrappers were on the floor
- yet they don't even bother to clean up
- they play boardgames like c r a z y
- 'stop w-winning, Richard!'
- 'its not my fault I'm better at the game than you are, Billiam'
- then they played Uno
- vv bad idea
- Eddie d o m i n a t e d t h e m a l l
- he is so fuckin good
- 'EDDIE WHAT THE FUCK! THATS THE FOURTH TIME YOUVE WON! AND WEVE ONLY PLAYED FOUR TIMES!'
- 'oops?'
- he eventually lets Ben win
- its 1am and they decide to gO tO sLeEp
- Reddie, sleeps on the couch, Benverly sleeps in the la-z, Stenbrough sleeps on a pull-out mattress, and 7th wheel Mike sleeps on the f u c k i n g f l o o r
- he wanted to 'ship watch'
- well that worked
- he got to watch them all cuddle
- great