#NOERAPENAL BOOK OF RANTS

By desmadres

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a girl who doesn't get over things quickly. More

Clary: A Book of Rants & Stories
Story: My Earliest Memory
Rant: STUPID PEOPLE.
Story: Boys.
Rant: Driving
Story: Luke-Hemmings-The-Chicken
Rant: Concert Tickets & An Ideal World
Story: School
Middle School
RANT: Tom's Jr. Restaurant
pet gender confusion
south region
little paul-the-chicken
graduation
tortillas
abandoned
da feelz
potential boyfriend
crying bc soccer
mexico vs. netherlands
(another) FIFA rant
Messi
salvadorians
mom's most loved child
1026
costa rica
3-2.
push-over moms
da police
sexism
people who don't let others talk
national pride
severo meza
charal orrantia
thanksgiving
black friday
nursing majors
dancemoms
bitches & opinions
duck dynasty
skin color
music class
cinco de mayo
names & places
language settings
gangsters
blue
bimbo & lala
the man with a boombox strapped to his bike
poncho gonzales
club america
las posadas
green eyes
my sisters
cheerleaders
when dad doesn't accept he's wrong
"are you asleep?"
vacation
complaints
calum-the-chicken
usmnt
people who are overly religious
my school
goodbye 2014
FIFA says yes to racism
the kindness of people
countries who get fucked over by fifa: mexico
double standards
segregation
my mom's friend
stereotypes
futbol titans
just a thought
fun fact #1
your town's team
americans
asian studies
pointless facts
fun fact #2
nicknames
nicknames (2)
chivas vs. santos
bad refs
elote
hot pockets
los hijos de hernandez
WAG
WAGs (2)
road rage
presidents
presidents of mexico
oribe peralta
number one
fifty states
latin america
film crews
liga mx
the very last post

mum -.-

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By desmadres

don't you guys just hate it when ur mum calls you and calls you, then stays quiet for ages as you answer "WHAT?"?

that literally just happened to me right now.

my mum was like:

"clara!" (she calls me clara, for short.)

"CLARA!"

"CLARA!"

"CLARA!"

"CLARYVETTE!"

to which i kept replying, 

"what?"

"what?" 

"WHAT?"

"MUM, WHAT?!"

"ANSWER MEEEE!"

she was outside in the backyard where she has her garden and her chickens hang out back there, you know, being chickens and stuff. ya feel me?

and so i went outside and she said she didn't need me anymore.

like wtf?

mums -.-

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