Hotaru Uchiha ch 9
Sorry for the long wait!
But yeah I will not have time in summer to write so much cause I'm going to Ukraine and it's simply awesome there... So yeah, enjoy!
-Story start-
I glared at Kisame across the table, and he glared at me. Basically, you could see electrical waves between our eyes. I took a bite of my apple, but continued to stare at him. We have been in this state for some minutes already.
"Fishstick-chan." I hissed as smirking. His eye twiched.
"Red haired Uchiha. Hah. Pathetic." He said and took an apple. "With blue eyes." He laughed.
"How does it feel to be WHOLE blue?" I shot back. I ducked for the apple that came flying towards me and stuck my toung out while taking down one of my eyelids.
"BEEDA!" I said and Kisames eye twiched.
"Immature much, kiddo?" He asked.
"'Immature much, kiddo?'" I grinned evilly as he took the table and turned in upside down with a loud bang. I skipped from the scene, hiding behind a couch in the living room, watching with joy as Pein rushed into the kitchen.
Kisame started pointing at the seat I was just sitting on, but soon realised that I wasn't there anymore.
"Ha Ha Haaaa." I snickered boredly. "Damn I'm bored again."
Pein said that I didn't have to do anything today, because he is stuck with mission paper and evil shit. So... I'm bored.
I kept thinking about that pumkin man though. Oh, yeah, pumpkin man was my new nickname to that orange masked man. Or maybe I should just call him lollipop man...*sigh*
'Decisions, decidions...' I thought and rolled over to the floor, pretending to be a fishstick. 'So thats how Kisame is feeling everyday... Sucks to be him!'
I laughed happilly to myself and kept rolling back and forward untin I got bored again. This sucks. Akatsuki sucks. It's so boring! Believe me you don't want to be here!!
I stood up, sneaking away before Kisame could notice me, because right now he got his ass beaten up by Pein. I walked out to the corridoor, thinking about what I should do next.
The weather was NOT nice. But that's what makes it epic! Purple dark grey clouds, wind is blowing away some trees, something on the roof is breaking... Quiet and peacefull!
"Hotaru!" Someone called. A womans voice. What was her name...Kokan? Nokan? Nekon? Neko?
"NEKO?!" I shouted back, laughing my ass off in my mind. Konan stumbled over to the corridor and walked up to me, sweatdropping.
"Konan." She corrected me. I blinked, as in not understanding what she ment. "I said Konan." I said innocentelly.
"You said Neko." She stated, and gave me a paper. I rolled my eyes, and then looked at the paper.
"Whats this?" I wondered, looking at her and then back at the paper.
"A shopping list. We are out of food." She answered. "You and I are going."
"Hmm... One one condicion." I said, stroking my imaginary beard. Konan rose an eyebrow. "If I get to buy some clothes."
I pointed at my clothes under the Akatsuki cloak. "I don't want to war THIS for the rest of my stay here. It's soon autumn."
"Okay." Konan said after sighing. Well it's their fault. If they wan't to have an extra mamber, they have to out up with the crap.
"Let's go then." I said and zipped up my cloak. "It's okay to go in this thing, right?"
"As long as we don't cause trouble it's fine." She answered and turned around, walking in some unknown direction. I followed her in silence.
-Later-
"Please?"
"No."
"Please???"
"No."
"Pwleaaaaseee?"
"No!"
"Plew-"
"For gods sake I said NO!" Konan screamed across the shop, and everybodys eyes turned towards her. Bingo! Then everyone screamed and ran away from the shop, knowing that she is an Akatsuki.
I grinned evilly and put my hands behind my head. "Ha-Haaaaa." I laughed and she face palmned.
"Why?" She sobbed for herself and I shrugged.
"Because I want these cookies. That's why." I took a pack of Oreo cookies in my lap. "So I'll ask you again: Please? Please buy me these cookies?"
"God damnit Pein why this child...?!" She muttred to herself, but then nodded and I threw happilly the cookie package in the thing with four wheels.
"Just... Don't ask for anything more." Konan begged. "Please."
Well she already got me what I wanted though: Clothes, strawberry milk, diary, pencils...
"Okay." I said bordly again and followed her to pay all this things. When she was finished, I had to take half of the groceries, which was fine with me, only that I had this question.
"Why don't you guys just rob a bank? Or that store? You don't have to pay then, ya know."
"Why should we do that?" She questioned and I sighed, hating how lightly she took me. Did she know that I was a freaking jounin?
"Because you are pretending to be a badass club. And you want to take over the world, so-"
"Who said to you that?!" Konan yelled. "Nobody said anything about taking over the world!"
I got really annoyed there, and let go off my bags that had cut into my hands, making them red. "Konan neko san." I began. "How much do you really know about me?"
"Not so much?"
"Thought so." I continued. "Well did you know that I am a jounin? And jounins don't-"
"How the hell would a 10 year old be a jounin?!" She yelled again, and this time, my eye twiched.
"Im soon 14!!" I yelled back, and that got her quiet. "Really?" She asked with her eyes as two white circles. I nodded, getting angry marks on my head. I heard Konan laugh to herself a little bit, and had to stop myself from hitting her on the head. I took up the bags again, and we continued to walk towards the base.
-Later-
"Let me see your hands!!" The female Pein yelled, and I took my hands behind my back. "NO!" I protested. Only Konan, Pein, Hidan and Kakuzu where at the base when we came back, and since then, especially Konan and Pein wanted to see my hands.
Why? Because those bags made my hands bleed.
"Hotaru let me see your hands." Konan sighed, and took her hands forward so that I could put mine on hers. I quickly slepped her hands, and took mine back.
"I SAID: No!!" I shouted. "Whats the big deal already?! I can handle these little... Cuts? Burns?"
"Hotaru. It was my fault. The bags were too heavy for you." Konan said with concearn. And then the hit came. I hit Konan on the head.
"KONAN NEKO SAN. I WILL SAY THIS TO YOU ONE MORE TIME: I. AM. A. FREAKING. JOUNIN. FROM. KONOHA."
With that, I ran into my room, closing the door behind me with a loud noise. I took a deep breath. The only reason why I didn't want them to see my hands this badly is because they would see my cuts.
And that we don't want.
'Okay so now I just have to cover up my cuts with something...' I thought as I scanned the room. Walking towards and opening my bag, I found what I needed. Bandages!
I quickly took a scrool out, which was supposed to have the medication in it, and summoned two bandages that I quickly bandaged around my wrists, all the way up to the elbow.
"That will do it!" I sang for myself and threw myself on the bed. I looked at my hair, which had this dark cherry red colour now. I don't want it now. Since I didn't have to lie about me being an Uchiha, why must I have this?
I skipped towards the bathroom and took a closer look at myself. Damn these lenses. I took them out, and my eyes turned black immediatly.
"AH." I sighed. "This is cool!!"
Then I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower, taking out my shampoo. Now I just have to rub off this colour. If I can. Maybe add some chakra?
I giggled and turned on the shower.
-Later-
"What the fucking hell happened to you?" Hidan asked rudely as noticing a clearly Uchiha girl. I stuck my tounge out.
"Nothing!" Then anither thought came into my mind. "Oh Hidan! Hidaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?"
"?!" His eye twiched.
"Train with me!" I begged, falling on my knees dramatically. He loked at me with a are-you-fucking-out-of-your-mind look.
"Please? I'll do anything to learn how to fight with a scythe!!"
"I'll fucking die before I train with you!!" He shouted back, and I pouted and started waterfall crying.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Pein shouted. Lol on him.
"Hidan called me a bitch, and he wont train with me." I pointed at Hidan. Pein rolled his eyes and looked at Hidan, saying:
"Train with her, for Kamis sake."
"Leader?" I asked. "I think that I have to get a scythe?"
*SIGH*
-One year later-
I made a swing at Pein with my scythe, making a long cut in his arm. I smirked and preformed handsigns.
"Raiton: Chirodi Dance." I whispered, and sent out chakra to the scythe, making it glow with lightnings all over. Soon, I was behind Pein, ready to strikw again, but this time, something stopped me.
'Rinnegan?!' I thought as I was pulled towards a tree, and smached in it with my face. I started to bleed from my nose and mouth. 'Yep. Same old and ultra strong Rinnegan.'
I chuckled. "No way... That this is getting me down!!" I yelled, sending chakra towards the tree, so that I flew away from it. I made a backflip, making myself facing Pein again.
Did I mention that the whole Akatsuki was behind, watching me?
I have been training like crazy here, all because of Pein and his 'strict' rules and because I foubd it very boring here. Well, the results came out good anyway, guess what I have learned?
Time to show what I reallt can!
"Tatsu!" Thats right. You heard me. I have just awakened my Tatsu Sharingan. Well, here goes nothing!
"Demonic mirror: Amaterasu! Hotaru style!" I shouted, and everyone chuckled at the last part.
Oh and don't take me wrone I still hated everyone. ;D Maybe not Pein, Konan, Sasori and Hidan. They were nice. But still not that nice to earn my forgivness about FUCKING KIDNAPPING.
Out from my mouth, I blew out a giant dragon like black flame. I ruined the dragon a little bit though by smiling. Heh.
-Later-
"Congrats. You activated your Tatsu Sharingan." Pein smiled, and I grinned, nodding happilly. "Now you only have to master it."
'Now I only have to get my fucking ass out of here!!!' I thought, but still kept on that grin. I want home. Seriously. Even if I couldn't go home yet because I havn't mastered it yet... But I dont want to spill my time in here.
"When if this kiddo allowed to go on missions?!" Hidan complained. Pein thought of it from some secounds, and then looked at Konan, and then back at me.
"From tonight." He said, but then stared into my soul.
"You will have Akatsuki members with you, silly. Dont every try to try to try ANYTHING." He said and I nodded like an idiot 10 times fast.
"Haaai!" I sang. OR COURSE I wouldn't try anything. Just WHY in the world would I want to do such a vulgaur thing?!
...LOL. >:D I will get away when they least expect it....MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH *coughs*
"I will assign you on a team with Kakuzu and Hidan, to kill a kiddo from the Mist. Its a very large bounty on his head." He said, and I grinned as I heard the word 'bounty' because bounty means money <3 IN A RICHMANS WORLD!
"OKAY CAPITAN! AYE~!!" I screamed.
"She didn't grew up AT ALL." I heard someone whisper in the clung. My head snapped to their direction.
"I could easilly kill you." I growled, but thwn smiled again. My first mission~~!! Wait what am I thinking about I have to think of a plan to escape!!
Aagh stupid.
-End of ch 9-
Yeayeayea this was short. And yeayea Itachi was supposed to come, but u have to calm down people I have everything worked out PEREFECTLY~!
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