Terrifyingly Strange Thoughts...

By --perverse

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Brought to you by the one host you thought wouldn't give you a brain aneurysm. I promise this will be the la... More

Ouran Public School Bus
The Good Half of My Dad
Past Things
Fox
The Same Person
Past Things
Commitment Issues and Boundaries
Past Things (Now Present)
Cavities
I DID IT
Late To School
Hello
Antoinette & Zodie
Onions
I Forgot to Mention
Morinozuka
Pissed
Past Things
Hanzi and Ebina
Cream Cheese Apple Roses
Antonio
Irresistible
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
YES
Worst Part of the Day
Homecoming!
Also, on another note.
Untitled Part 28
Caaaaake
Cooking with Kyoya: aggressive Agote Pain Grillé
Cooking with Kyoya: aggressive Agote pain grillé PART 2
ABOUT TWO WEEKS
Hello
Previously, At the Host Club
A Weekend, With The Host Club: A Horrid Coincidence.
A Weekend, With The Host Club: Shrinking.
Antagonisation
A Weekend, With The Host Club: Dear "Daddy",
A Day, With The Host Club: Sick Day
Oh and By The Way
A Day, With The Host Club: Missing Two or Three Tests and a Review
A Day, With The Host Club: Last Day Sick
Soup
A Day, With The Host Club: Back to School
Losing an argument.
Aiden V. S. Kyoya
A Day, With The Host Club: Tamaki
A Day, With The Host Club: French Class
Soup, Earl Grey, and Homework
A Weekend, With The Host Club
Why?
Not an Update
EBINAAAA!
Bored, With Kyoya
A Day, With The Host Club
A Day, With The Host Club
This Morning, With The Host Club
Today, With The Host Club
Mum VS. Dad
This Evening, With The Host Club
Well, I Won't be Making a "With The Host Club"
Bored, With Kyoya
Haircut (you'll want to see the update)
Cooking With Kyoya
Stuck.
Hikaru and I
Neat Equations
Today, With The Host Club
Throwing Shade
Ebina...
Perfect pen
Passionate Dancers
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Only Acceptable Tag
Best Mug/Tea Cup
By The Way,
Tamaki meets Ken
Things I Love In Certain People
Random Realisation
Random Realisation
Girls
Haruhi Fujioka
Tamaki's Eyes
Hikaru's Cover
My Mother
Mini Dreams
Ski Resort: Sunburn
Prince Gumball Petition and Photos
Continuation to the Petition

A Weekend, With The Host Club: The Coincidence Only Gets Worse.

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By --perverse

    Well while as you can see, the situation only gets worse. How? Well as Tamaki and I are hiding out in his room, fretting over blemishes, we get an unexpected call from The Twins. Apparently their whole foreheads have broken out in acne seemingly overnight. Hell began breaking loose when Tamaki started treating the disaster like a virus. That scared the hell out of The Twins and they actually started crying. This is all going on while I'm wearing a face mask and chatting with a few internet friends via private message. I had to dismiss myself quite a few times to comfort Tamaki as well and told The Twins to come over as well.
    When they arrived, they were in a frenzy as well, covering their head with baseball caps and hiding their ready eyes behind mirrored sunglasses. I comforted them once they came in but instead of thanking me they decided to begin poking fun at Tamaki and I! Laughing how they could at least cover the majority of their foreheads with their bangs, but with our zits on the practical centre of our faces there was no way we could hide them. Tamaki was extremely upset and started yelling at them for saying such cruel words but immediately stopped when The Twins alerter him of the fact that anxiety and anger can cause acne. To this, Tamaki went into a corner and whined over the fact that I should have never invited them.
    Obvious in poor "Daddy's" defence I shut the two antagonisers down by thwacking them in the back of their stupid heads and berating them, reminding them that we could help them or not. When asked how I could possibly help I notified them on the fact that acne is a virus so on that they were correct, which they were shocked to hear, but I also reminded them that my father owns a multiple medical facilities and we had quite a few remedies for pesky pimples.
    Tamaki hopped out of his corner and shook me like crazy, yelling and asking why I didn't bring up that fact sooner and waited hours. My response was simple, I liked pampering myself with him. It gave us some bonding time. Hahaha.
    Anywho, I phoned up an assistant to my father, asked her to gather four sets her best acne ointments and cream, gave her the address, and kindly asked her to drop it off. She was happy to help and did as I asked. Dropping of a few washes and ointments for the lot of us.
    Hopefully it works, I will keep you all posted.

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