Poems For People Who Don't Deserve Them

Theory and Conclusion

Me, getting ready for a date: He better not try to have sex with me tonight, it's only the first date and I'm not that kind of girl.

Also me: Better shave the kitty just in case.

Theory: A man can automatically assume that the woman will have sex with them because they have already given consent for a date. On the other hand, a woman will not let herself be so vulnerable and/or easy. Therefore, if a man comes on too strong, the woman retreats. If a man is respectful, taking in account the woman's right to say no, the woman is intrigued.

Conclusion: Women come prepared, men come arrogant.