*America grabs camera and looks straight into it* "What's up dudes and dudettes!?! Welcome back to 'Real with North and South'!!!!"
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*Takes camera from America* "Hey, that's my job." *Looks back at camera* "Like America said!! Welcome back to 'Real with North and South' everybody!! And thank you for joining us for the first episode of season 2!!! To kick season 2 off, we're going camping!!"
Carlos: *Sarcasm* "Yay."
*Looks back at camera* "Today we have some special guests joining us!!"
*Hears arguing, turns camera to Canada and France*
Canada: "Papa, I don't need bug spray!!"
France: *Sprays his cheek and rubs the spray* "Yes you do Mattheiu. What if a mosquito ruins your perfect smooth skin?"
Diego: *Points and laughs at his brother* "Ha... We wouldn't want anything biting you now, would we princess?"
France: "You too," *Sprays Diego with the spray*
Diego: *Whines* "Papa!!"
England: "Bloody Hell France, leave the boys alone."
France: *Looks at him* "Come back and tell me that when you see their perfect skin ruined by bites. You should help me out." *Starts spraying Maria*
Maria: *Looks at Spain for help*
Spain: "I'm sorry princesa, but you know how he gets when goes into mother hen mode."
Brazil: *Looks at Portugal* "You're not gonna spray me right?"
Portugal: *Ruffles his hair* "You're a big boy, you can spray yourself. Plus, I don't think it's necessary."
*Looks back at camera* "Well, as you can see!! The father nations are joining us!!"
America: *Smiles at camera* "Yep!! We're bringing the old men with us!!"
*Turns camera to father countries* "Say hi guys!!"
*France smiles and poses, Spain smiles and waves, Portugal shrugs, England rolls his eyes.*
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"So tell me guys, how do you all feel about season 2 of the show?"
England: "I really don't care, this show is basically just our children doing crazy things on television."
Portugal: "I feel the same way."
Spain: "I guess it's great that you made it to this point."
France: *Nods*
"So, why did you all agree to going camping?"
England: "To make sure my children don't do something dangerous and get hurt."
Portugal: "Same for Brazil, he's very adventurous when around his cousins."
France: "My babies could get hurt out here!! With all the mosquitoes and poison ivy. I need to make sure they're nowhere near danger."
Spain: "I thought it would be fun."
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Peru: "If we find a waterfall, can we jump down it?"
America: "Hell yeah!!"
Colombia: "Of course."
Brazil and Argentina: "Yep."
*Rest of the Americas nod*
Father countries: "No!!"
England: "Do you all know how dangerous that is?"
America: "Relax Iggy. We just wanna have fun."
Portugal: "Well your fun will get you hurt."
Brazil: *Whines* "Papa!!"
Portugal: "No, Brazil."
Maria: *Pouts* "This isn't fair."
Spain: "We just want to keep you all safe, Princesa."
Ecuador: "We're in the outdoors, we're not meant to be safe!!"
France: "There are ways to stay safe outdoors. We should all get going, we need to get to the campsite before it gets dark."
Canada: "If we can't jump into a waterfall, can we jump into a river?"
Arengtina: *Takes his shirt off* "When we see one, I'm ready for it!! I'ma be the first one in!!"
America: *Takes his shirt off* "Yeah right!!"
Diego: *Takes his shirt off* "Your both wrong!!"
*Male North and South American Countries all take their shirts off and run ahead of trail to find a river*
Venezuela: "Let's go girls!!!"
*Maria, Venezuela, and Colombia run after them*
Father countries: ...........
Carlos: "I know, that's how I always feel."
"Carlos, don't say that!!"
Carlos: *shrugs* "What? It's true."
*Turns to camera* "Whatever, anyway we'll see you all next episode!! Right now, these parents gotta go catch up with their kids."