Ø Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
Ø Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Ø Do your feet hurt? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Ø Are you a laser? Cause you’ve got to be stuck on stunning!
Ø If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Ø That’s a nice outfit. It would look better crumpled up at the end of my bed.
Ø I seemed to have lost my number; do you think I can have yours?
Ø If you were a Pokémon, I’d choose you.
Ø Is your name Pikachu? Cause I choose you.
Ø Are you a Pokémon, cause I wanna peek-at-chu’!
Ø How about you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about whatever comes up.
Ø Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart.
Ø If a guy in a red coat puts you in a bag tonight don’t worry its Santa, I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
Ø Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is outa this world.
Ø I just pooped my pants; can I get into yours?
Ø How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them cause they just saw you.
Ø Did you just throw a flash bang? Cause I’m stunned.
Ø I’m thirsty, how about a nice tall glass of mount and do me.
Ø You need some ice stat, you’re burning up!!! Come hold onto me.
Ø Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
Ø Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Ø If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.
Ø Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb
Ø If you were a library book, I’d never bring you back.
Ø You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Ø Boy: how much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: how much?
Boy: enough to break the ice.
Ø You must be an Oreo… because you’re my favorite cookie.
Ø Boy: hey baby you must be from Jamaica, because Jamaican me horny. Girl: You must be from the Yukon… because Yukon go screw yourself.
Ø Boy: hey baby you must be a general because you’re making my privates stand at attention. Girl: hmmm… They’re still a major disappointment.
Ø Cupid called, he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Ø Is your name Google? Cause you’re everything I’m looking for.
Ø I was so enchanted by you’re beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Ø If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Ø Can I have directions? (To where) your heart.
Ø Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
Ø Do you have a map? Im getting lost in your eyes.
Ø You shouldn’t wear makeup, its messing with perfection.
Ø You know you’re in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better then your dreams.
Ø There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Ø Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes with out laces, aSentenceWithOutSpaces.
Ø If you were words on a page you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
Ø Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye, wait no that’s just a sparkle.
Ø I bet you 20$ you’re going to turn me down.
Ø You’re like a candy bar, half sweet and half nuts.
Ø I didn’t know that angels could fly so low.
Ø Are you going to kiss me? Or am I going to have to lie to my diary?
Ø Your lips look so lonely… would they like to meet mine?
Ø Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Ø The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Ø I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
Ø Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?
Ø Were you talking to me? (No) oh well please start.
Ø Was your father an alien? Cause theirs nothing else like you on earth.
Ø Your daddy must have been a baker because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Ø My name isn’t Elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want.
Ø You remind me of a magnet, cause your attracting me over here.
Ø Is there a rainbow today? Cause I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.
Ø Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Ø Should I smile because were friends? Or cry because I know that’s what well always be?
Ø If the star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.