Guess what's back?
Yup, you got that right. I just needed to rant on about this one because let's just face it, we all Madrid fans and Barcelona fans are in for a big game on Saturday and probably won't ready to shit our pants as we speak.
Is everyone ready for 90 minutes of 22 men whining, diving, fighting, arguing with the ref about every damn decision he makes, Ramos’s card(s), just 15 minutes of real football and above all 2 football fandoms fighting about every single thing for weeks? yeah me neither.
Moving on.
Nothing but respect for the two teams.
Oh, the banter.
Football fans on the day of El clasico :
*Has a 20 paged essay due by Monday*
*Needs to wash the dishes or mum will slaughter me*
*Friends need to hangout with me*
*NEEDS TO SLEEP*
*Have to study for mids due next week*
*has a wedding to attend*
ME :
Meanwhile, Piquè.
Sese : *breathes*
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▶SO BASICALLY.
Here's what will SURELY happen on Saturday.
1) Ramos getting a shitload of yellows and of course, a red later on because the guy can't control his temper.
2) A lot of fouls and tackling.
3) Sergio and Gerard sharing intimate moments in the corner of the stadium.
4) Fans crying.
5) Fans screaming.
6) Fans dying.
7) Hell lotta cules.
8) Trolling the rival team.
9) Shitass referees.
10) Then...just silence.
11) Oh, joy! More SCREAMING!
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Let's not forget the romance.
Piquè: "Please don't score against us."
Cristiano : "Calma, calma, Camp Nou."
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Let's never forget this iconic moment.
Look at Zizou trying to calm down Sergio but even he knows it's not gonna help.
Let's talk about this.
(Why is everything revolving around these two?)
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when I watch an El clasico...
I go something like : starter pack.
-PENALTY!
-What the fuck
-YOU FUCKING REFEREE LOOK AT THAT
- WHAT THE FUCK
- RAMOS CONTROL THAT TEMPER,
-SHIT RAMOS WILL GET A RED CARD EVEN IF HE IS STANDING ON THE GOAL POST AWAY FROM DRAMA
- RONALDOOOOO.
-MESSI WHY
- What the fuck
-why does this always happen to me?
-REF do something!
-what the fuck
-why isn't Ronaldo scoring?
-why isn't Ramos getting a red card already?
-Marcelo.
-Hala Madrid
-COME ON SERGIO WE NEEDA GOAL
-can someone call in Asensio?
-is that bale on the bench?
-Benzima you idiot.
-what the fuck?
-what is happening?
-THAT WAS A FOUL
-CAN EVERYONE JUST FUCK OF THANK YOU.
-SUAREZ STOP BITING MY BOYS
-awww sergi Roberto...fuck off.
-what the fuck is happening?
-would someone tell me what's going on?
-Can we just take a momen--
-HAJIMAAAAA. (Korean for stop it)
- CAN Y'ALL CHILL?
-WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY
-no murder each other. Come on just do it already. Come on.
-WHY ARE YOU KICKING HIM?
-CAN YOU LIKE....NOT?
-WHAT THE FUCK
-WHERE IS THE REF SOMEONE CALL THE REF.
-WHAT THE FUCK.
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I'm sorry I just had to.
I am so done with life. bye.