chunk stuffers
[10+ participants]
melon
what a beautiful day
tommy h
what a wonderful time to be alive
melon
speaking of time what time is it tom
tommy h
i think it's tea time
melon
i think you're right
mack the knife
i hate everything that just happened so much
lizzie
what's going on i'm confused
chad danforth
did you two have sex
melon
yeah right like i'd ever let tom put the banana in my fruit salad
melon
this is about a different couple glazing the donut
robert frowney jr
did you just imply you and tom were a couple
crisp evans
for once we have bigger things to worry about
crisp evans
did she say put the banana in my fruit salad
scar jo
did she say glaze the donut
mack the knife
what in the name of the holy ghost
melon
you know
melon
baking a beef casserole
melon
making your way downtown
melon
the good old nut in the gut
lizzie
mel NO
hemsworthy
do they let you return your eyeballs i don't want mine anymore
tic tac
it's cool i already called the authorities guys
ruffalo wild wings
report a highly disturbed individual
melon
i am not highly disturbed
ruffalo wild wings
no but i am after seeing that
tommy h
mel just say sex
melon
i won't
melon
seb tickled june's mango
lizzie
hang on what
chad danforth
whoa whoa WHOA
mack the knife
????????!?????
melon
melon
this is why we're here
melon
to expose our friends
tommy h
because we care about them
melon
but mostly because we want to embarrass them
tommy h
out of love
crisp evans
i've got a mop and i'm ready to clean up the tea you're about to spill
tommy h
tommy h
exhibit a: this morning
melon
melon
exhibit b: last night
tic tac
hang the fuck on
scar jo
does this mean what i think it means???
robert frowney jr
HEAVENS TO BETSY
robert frowney jr
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
robert frowney jr
JEB IS BACK TOGETHER
hemsworthy
holy shit!!!
hemsworthy
i don't know why i said that i don't actually know what's going on
hemsworthy
i just wanted you guys to think i was cool
hemsworthy
it's the same reason i lied about going to legoland
ruffalo wild wings
you didn't go to legoland???
ruffalo wild wings
you bastard
robert frowney jr
SAVE YOUR INSECURITIES FOR DR. MURRAY CHRIS
robert frowney
CAN WE FOCUS HERE
melon
yes let's
melon
tom and i uncovered their secret through our powers of deduction
tommy h
there's no place to hide
chubby dumpling
haha
prune
haha
melon
CONFESS YOU FILTHY COMPOST BINS
chubby dumpling
june?
prune
it's okay
prune
they deserve to know
chubby dumpling
so yeah we got back together
prune
we're dating again
prune
nobody freak out
lizzie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
lizzie
it's cool i'm fine this is cool everything is chill
lizzie
EVERYTHING IS CHILL I SAID
tommy h
"fuck" in e minor
robert frowney jr
robert frowney jr
robert frowney jr
tic tac
I'M SOBBING IN THE WALMART CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE
tic tac
YEAH STEPHANIE I DO NEED TO RETURN SOMETHING
tic tac
MY HEART BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE
scar jo
i can't believe this is happening
chubby dumpling
neither could i
scar jo
crisp evans
ha ha
crisp evans
a little early for april fools jokes don't you think
chubby dumpling
no we're really back together
chubby dumpling
i didn't want to spend any more time being in love with june and not doing anything about it
chubby dumpling
i already let her get away once
chad danforth
lizzie
you guys are so in love
lizzie
i can't handle this
lizzie
i'm going to faint
mack the knife
bitch me too you aren't special
robert frowney jr
oof that hit me right in the honey nut feelios
crisp evans
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
crisp evans
MY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIENDS
crisp evans
JUNE CAN I BE THE MAID OF HONOR
melon
i think the fuck not
chubby dumpling
easy there buddy
chubby dumpling
we're not getting married we just started dating again
prune
i mean
chubby dumpling
chad danforth
scar jo
MOTHER OF ZEUS
robert frowney jr
i suddenly believe in a higher power
tic tac
tic tac
tic tac
squawk eye
So happy for you kids!
melon
melon
me, pretending to be shocked
prune
you didn't even know we were dating
melon
you texted me at least 4.3 times a day to tell me how much you still loved seb
melon
no one is shocked
chubby dumpling
you did?
prune
i couldn't help it
chubby dumpling
i love you so much
prune
melon
return of the jebi bitches
melon
should i take my bow now or later
tommy h
YES
tommy h
YOU FINALLY SAID THE NAME
chubby dumpling
what in the name of zork is return of the jebi
tommy h
hypothetically it's a plan mel and i devised to get you back together
melon
hypothetically we got you to text each other
tommy h
hypothetically we tricked you into going on dates
melon
hypothetically our hotel never had a dengue fever quarantine
tommy h
hypothetically
prune
ohhh that's what they called it
chubby dumpling
yeah we were calling it "operation cremation"
chubby dumpling
because that's what we were going to do to you when you confessed
tommy h
wait you guys knew??
prune
you're not subtle
chubby dumpling
who uses walkie talkies at olive garden
prune
and the night vision goggles in the daytime?
melon
dammnit tom
tommy h
you're the one who sang the mission impossible theme song the whole time
chubby dumpling
oh is that what that noise was
melon
at least i didn't come up with code names
tommy h
biscuit boy and grammar girl were cool as fuck don't even lie
melon
we sound like sesame street characters on bath salts
chubby dumpling
is this why you've been spending so much time together
melon
yes that's exactly it
melon
that's the reason we've been hanging out and texting
tommy h
oh
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tommy h
yeah we've been planning for a while
prune
i guess we kind of owe you guys one
prune
your plan actually somehow worked
chubby dumpling
yeah we bonded over what scheming little shits you are
melon
thank you i think
chubby dumpling
now if you don't mind we have somewhere to be
robert frowney jr
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A JEB BABY
chubby dumpling
no you goblin we're going to the symphony
prune
we're seeing a six hour concert featuring solely baroque pieces i'm so excited
melon
dear lord
melon
you must really love her seb
chubby dumpling
yeah i do
chad danforth
AUTHOR'S NOTE: call me a genie because i just granted all your wishes. just kidding i did it all for selfish purposes i love jeb too much to leave them broken up. also baroque music can choke sorry 1/10 worst classical period
*kaishaku , Grace. Comment Credit. Wattpad, 2017.