SO LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT CLARY'S FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN.
I was probably five years old on my first day.
So, they allow your parents to sit in with you for an hour on the very first day. My mum went with me cause my dad always had afternoon shift at his job and he would get home at three in the morning, therefore, he was too tired to go with me.
And let me just tell you guys.
My mum lied to meee//sf,rlqtj2.
I applied to enter pre-school with everyone else, when I was four. But the teacher told my mum I could just skip pre-k and start kinder the next year. And plus, the classes filled up quick cause, come on, this is LA. You're lucky if you find a school to attend.
Anyway, I remember the test you had to take was a stupid cow puzzle.
So I didn't qualify for per-k, but my lying ass mum told me no one got in cause my teacher moved to MExico.
ANd I bELIeved her.
When we would pick up my older sister from school, I would see the pre-k teacher cause I was an observant little bitch. So I told mum, "I thought she moved to Mexico?"
And she was like, "That's not her, Clary. That's her twin sister."
So fastforward to a year later.
It was time for the parents to leave and I started crying, cause like, I thought my mum was gonna leave me forever. And so I followed her outside and made her promise she would come back. And she even pomised she would buy me a toy afterschool.
She did too.
She got me one of those little anime laminated dress-up dolls from the icecream truck. Do they still sell those?
But whatever.
So I went back to my class.
AND THEM MOTHERFUCKERS STARTED TO CLOSE THE DOORS.
I freaked the fuck out. And there were these two twin boys; I remember their names too, I just won't mention them here.
And the twins ran for the door crying, so they scared me and I did the same.
It was so embarrassing.
The teacher seriously stood in front of the door to stop us.
So that was my first day of school. And it was the scariest shit I have ever lived. I remember it clearly too, and it happened like fifteen years ago.
Ugh.
I'm old.
Anyway, thank you for reading.
Baiiii.
-Clary