ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS

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Here's your chance to as the people of Middle Earth any question you like ^_^ Have fun! All credit goes to @T... More

ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS
Would you give up your immortality for a mortal woman? Hannah_Greenleaf_
Thranduil. why are you so fabulous? _DerpieDemon_
What's the best thing you get to do in your Kingdom Aragorn? MightNotBeMaddie
Thranduil, why won't crown Legolas King? daughter_of_Sauron
Legolas, why do you like Tauriel? _Hannah_GreenLeaf_
Thorin why are you so cold-hearted? Why don't you like elves? daughter_of_Sauron
Legolas, on earth what would you do and who would you see? _Hannah_Greenleaf_
Why are you Evil Sauron? _daughter_of_Sauron
What if I was your sister? _Hannah_Greenleaf_
Would you join the avengers with me Legolas? _Hannah_Greenleaf_
bilbo, how have you changed? daughter_of_Sauron
Thranduil can I ride your moose, uh i mean Elk!? LrkVirkelyst
Elrond can you tell me my future? _Hannah_Greenleaf_
Dwalin, what was it like swimming through Bard's toilet? MightNotBeMaddie
Hey Gollum, why are you so ugly? SnazzyCatCat
Would you kill Saurons child and why did you keep your true identity secret?
Smeagol why can't you make a better punchline? SnazzyCatCat
Smaugh why do you like gold so much? daughter_of_Sauron
Do you like the ring that I'm wearing Gollum? SnazzyCatCat
Legolas, where are they taking the hobbits? TaurileMirkwood
Legolas, what would you do if there were zombies? daughter_of_Sauron
Kili and Fili, whay are you so adorable!? daughter_of_Sauron
Haldir, why do you have to die!? TaurielMirkwood
Legolas how did you manage to get on the horse so epically? LegolasMirkwood
Why did you let the ring corrupt you and die Boromir? _Hannah_Greenleaf_
Tauriel, why are you so amazing? TaurieilMirkwood
Saruman why did you join Sauron? daughter_of_Sauron
Gandalf have you ever fallen in love with someone? daughter_of_Sauron
Why do you hate Faramir, Denethor? TaurielMirkwood
Tauriel, why do you glow when you heal? TaurielMirkwood
Iluvatar, do you consider yourself as fabulous? MadiB79
Legolas & Tauriel, what was it like shooting down orcs and dwarf riding?
Gimli, is it alright to put my axe in your face? MadiB79
Legolas, Imma dye your hair! No question about it! MadiB79
How did you meet Voldemort, Sauron? daughter_of_Sauron
Legolas, why is your hair always braided even in battle? StoriesForMe14
Gimli, has your father told you about the BOFA and smaug? OrlaRae
SPEACIAL CHAPTER! Voldemort, why don't you have a nose? SnazzyCatCat
Iluvatar, Legolas and Thranduil y r u so obsessed with fabulous? HaileeCreston
Emoer, what's it like to be king? HaileeCreston
Legolas, why don't you go chubby from Lembas bread? stephanieLau3
Thranduil, why is your crown so epic? LegolasMirkwood
Thranduil, what happened to your wife? TaurielMirkwood
Thranduil, why do you hate everyone except elves? daughter_of_Sauron
Galadriel, why are you so scary? TaurielMirkwood
Lindir, why do you have so many weird and funny faces? LegolasMirkwood
Legolas, I dare you to shave thranduil's hair! StephanieLau3
Arwen, did anyone ever tell you that eowyn liked Aragorn!? StoriesForMe14
I dare you Gimli, to wear Legolas's clothes! StephanieLau3
Legolas, what would you name our kids? WillTreatyA
Thorin, Fili and Kili can you sing Demons by Imagine dragons? Daughter_of_Durin
Smaug, do you know puff the magic dragon? SnazzyCatCat
Boromir, are they mad that they killed you off? ChenelleLian
Kili what would you do, if I died? WillTreatyRA
Kili, I dare you to proclaim your undying love to Legolas! StoriesForMe14
Boromir, have you seen the One does not simply memes? StoriesForMe14
Thranduil and Legolas I dare you to a drinking contest! LegolasMirkwood
Thorin, can i give back thranduil's treasure? daughter_of_Sauron
Gimli, Imma cut off a bit off your beard! StephanieLau3
Aragorn, do you love me as much as I love you? Littlegreyowl
Will you marry me Elladan? Ellastaniel
Thranduil and Thorin can't you just be friends? daughter_of_Sauron
Boromir why did you leave me? ChenelleLian
Boromoir and Faramir do you love each other? WillTreatyRa
Legolas, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Thranduil, could you do my hair? WillTreatyRA
Kili and Fili describe your perfect girl! WillTreatyRA
Thranduil, I dare you to dress like a turkey..... StoriesForMe14
Smaug, did you ever fall in love? Daughter_of_Durin
Thorin what was it like riding in barrels? MighNotBeMaddie
If i were a pretty elf girl, would you marry me legolas? FawkesAndShadowfax
Sam, what caused you to fall in love with Rosie? OrlaRae
Thorin, could you love me as much as I love you? QueenofErebor
Sauron, I dare you to say a compliment to each King! Daughter_of_Durin
SPECIAL CHAPTER! The hobbit parody, Let it go Frozen, Smaug vs Thorin ;P
Eomer do you consider yourself good at singing? HaileeCreston
Thranduil could I get your autograph? shadowxFax
Kili, will you take a chance on me? HazelJ
Merry, what's it like living with Pippin? anna_the_hobbit
Love story-Sauron (sorry I forgot the question) daughter_of_Sauron
Fili & Kili do you love me as much as I love you? MightNotBeMaddie
THOSE MUSCLES! <3 Sirius Black & Thorin meet DarknessIsMyLover
EVERYONE, Do you know that we can see your answers on wattpad? StoriesForMe14
Will you marry me Legolas, now that we're in lovv? ShadowxFax
Frodo have you ever been in love? If so is it Sam? noidontlikeu
Fili, why is your brother the sexy dwarf and your not? xLadyTrojan
Eomer do you love me? HaileeCreston
Merry what's it like to have eowyn steal all the credit? TarwaRedwood
Everyone what kind of GF/Wife do ya want? Daughter_of_Durin
Authors Note-PLEASE READ
Kili, where would we go on our first date? WillTreatyRA
Legolas can I shoot you for being more fabulous than me? TarwaRedwood
Kili and Legolas, doubledate with me and my friend? hazelJ
Smaug do you know how to play guitar? MightNoBeMaddie
Kili why don't you have a beard? StoriesForMe14
Gimli what would be your girl name? WillTreatyRA
Sauron, apologise to everyone! daughter_of_Sauron
Kili, why do you use a bow? WatsonTheHobbit
Frodo do you know Middle_Earth_? StoriesForMe14 & TarwaRedwood
thranduil, I dare you to get back Legolas for what he did! StephanieLau3
Kili do you love me? HazelJ
CHAPTER 100!!!!!!!
Shoutout to MadiB79 and TarwaRedwood
Kili, will you marry me? HazelJ
Do you love me Fili? Daughter_of_Durin
Frodo why did you listen to Smeagol instead of Sam? Corruptedbyfandoms
Harry Potter vs Frodo Baggins StoriesForMe14
SPECIAL CHAPTER! Kili and Fili, do you like the stars? BilboRoth
Thorin, are you proud of Fili and Kili? WatsonTheHobbit
Legolas, are you ready for me to produce your heir? ShadowxFax
Kili, would you wait 2000 years outside a box for me? HazelJ
Thranduil, will you marry me? Mex_Medi
Happy (late) Birthday to HazelJ
Everyone what race would you like to be and why? Daughter_of_Durin
Bard, Bain, Kili and Legolas, I dare you to an archery comp WillTreatyRA
Gandalf how do you know Dumbledore? StoriesForMe14
Elrond why aren't you as fabulous as Thranduil? StichyLovesCake
Merry, will you marry me? anna_the_Hobbit
IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ
Everyone, who would like me as their sister? xLadyTrojan
What happened to tauriel's parents? MadiB79
Hey Sauron can you sing Katy Perry, Roar? The_Owlery
Dwalin and Balin where were you born?
Pippin will you be mine? TarwaRedwood
Sauron, do you wish you could be as fab as Thranduil? MadiB79
ASK THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX by WillTreatyRA
ASK MIDDLE EARTH CHARACTERS PART 2

Eowyn, what was the thing about Aragorn that attracted you? daughter_of_Sauron

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daughter_of_Sauron: hey Eowyn......

Eowyn: *looks up from brushing the horse's mane and smiles* yes, what can I do for you?

daughter_of_Sauron: *shrugs* you could answer a quick question?

Eowyn: Sure! What can I help you with?

daughter_of_Sauron: well.......what made you find Aragorn attractive?

Eowyn: *blushes and begins walking away* I-I don't know what you're talking about!

daughter_of_Sauron: *pulls her back and sits her down* Oh c'mon pretty much everyone knows! I mean hello? You made it so obvious!

Eowyn: *smiles sheepishly* hehe oh dear lord.......

daughter_of_Sauron: *raises an eyeborw* c'mon spit it out!

Eowyn: I was quite lonely, a-a-and Aragorn was the first man I had met who seemed okay *shrugs* I guess you could call it love at first sight.....

daughter_of_Sauron: *looks at her suspiciously* You're hiding something......

Eowyn: N-No!

daughter_of_Sauron: I'll go tell faramir....... *winks*

Eowyn: *grows pale at the thought* Oh alright! My uncle told me that if I didn't marry a man soon enough he would........*sigh* take away my sword.

daughter_of_Sauron: Is that it seriously?

Eowyn: HEY! my sword means everything to me *cradles it as though it was a child*

daughter_of_Sauron: Don't you think that's a little unfair to Aragorn!?

Eowyn: *stands up* Hey, don't think that i didn't see aragorn spitting out my soup, like it was some rotten smelling meat *sassy finger snaps* My man at least loves my cooking, isn't that right Faramir?

Faramir: *laughs nervously* Uh , yeah! Darling, where may i ask do you keep the brown paper bags!? *stomach growling and a little groan escapes his lips* hehehe.......

daughter_of_Sauron: IS EVERYONE CRAZY IN MIDDLE EARTH!?

Eowyn: *winks* maybe......

daughter_of_Sauron: *-_-*

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