*Gandalf is smoking a pipe and staring off into the distance when StoriesForMe14 creeps up behind him*
StoriesForMe14: HEY GANDALF!
Gandalf: *screams* OH FOR THE LOVE OF HOBBITS! YOU NEARLY GAVE AN OLD MAN A HEART ATTACK!
StoriesForMe14: *shakes head* No time for that! I need to ask you a question….
Gandalf: *grumbles* Sure why not….
StoriesForMe14: *grins* Well how do you know Albus Dumbledore?
Gandlaf: *smiles* Well young miss it’s quite a long story….
Dumbledore: *appears out of nowhere* No it isn’t……Gandalf taught at Hogwarts once..
StoriesForMe14: Not surprising since he’s well……. A wizard!
Dumbledore: Yeah well it might have not been if I knew he was teaching there!
StoriesForMe14: *O_O* what the?
Gandalf: Here we go again!
Dumbledore: He was teaching classes in private using the room of requirement. I didn’t know until a few students came up to me and began complaining about a professor Gandalf….
StoriesForMe14: Where is this going…….
Dumbledore: HE WAS FIRING STUDENTS FROM SCHOOL TELLING THEM ‘YOU SHALL NOT PASS!’
StoriesForMe14: *bursts into laughter* Are you serious?
Gandalf: It wasn’t my fault they were all stupid and couldn’t conjure up a single eagle.
Dumbledore: IT’S A SCHOOL! YOU CAN’T FIRE STUDENTS FROM SCHOOL!
StoriesForMe14: what’s the big deal?
Dumbledore: What’s the big deal? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS! GANDALF SELECTED FOUR SMALL STUDENTS AND YELLED, ‘GO MY HOBBITS! YOU MUST GO AND DESTROY THIS ‘VOLDERMORT!’
StoriesForMe14: HAHAHAHAHAHA damn! You go Gandalf!
Gandalf: *pulls out a pair of shades* Yeah I know……
Dumbledore: I hate you *-_-*
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