Boromir, have you seen the One does not simply memes? StoriesForMe14

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*Bormir and StoriesForMe14 are fighting off orcs when StoriesForMe14 shouts*

StoriesForMe14: HEY BOROMIR! *ducks under the swinging blade of an orc*

Boromir: Can't you see I'm busy?

StoriesForMe14: BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GET ANOTHER CHANCE! THIS IS THE SCENE WHERE YOU DIE! *stabs an orc*

Boromir: What scene? DIE!?

StoriesForMe14: Nevermind that, just answer the question!

Boromir: Oh alright! what is it? *cuts off another orc's head*

StoriesForMe14: Well......have you seen all the One does Not Simply memes? *laughs*

Boromir: *looks around and fins there is no more orcs to kill* *rolls eyes* Of course i have and they're terrible

StoriesForMe14: *grin fades* Oh really? *ducks and an arrow gets embedded in Boromir's knee*

Boromir: Oh damn....

StoriesForMe14: *laughs and sashay away* See? i told you!

Boromir: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DIE LIKE THIS!

StoriesForME14: *waves from a distance and laughs* YEAH THAT'S THE ONE!!

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