trashcan (literal trash)

By noxiousseraph

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You will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were wri... More

☆Hundred Facts☆
Haikyuu!! Ask Meme
Phobias ( just another pile of Haikyuu!! trash )
I'm Sorry (oneshot) (warning: read and die)
Poorly-drawn OC
Do You See the Resemblance? (oneshot) (just theory trash)
Musical Answers
I Have Your Heart Now ( another oneshot )
Phoenix ( oneshot )... + theory
Some Appearance Questions
REST IN PIECES
48 Questions ( re - answering )
30 Seconds ( oneshot )
MOAR TAGS *EVIL LAUGHTER*
DON'T READ
Windchimes ( oneshot )
30-Day Challenge Thing ( Pandora Hearts )
Random Lists ( no purpose )
Musical Answers Ver. 2
DON'T READ #2
Shrimp ( wait wat )
Get Ready
Fake ( oneshot )
Flowers of Life and Doom ( oneshot )
- singing - ALL BY MYSEEELF DUN WANNA BE--//SLAPPED
Can You Hear It? ( [ crack ] oneshot )
who is this doggo
they're real
tagguuu
some rants idk
something to keep me distracted
a 9-word chapter
Searching For Despair ( oneshot . . . ? )
i gotta
my thoughts for 5 minutes
Applause ( oneshot )
i had this dream
bungou stray dogs why
something
go away
last words
a summary of my life
Innocuous Convict ( oneshot )
a tale about popcorn
Through the Ages ( SerVamp Oneshot all hail sakuya )
ew how no(t)stalgic
30 Day Anime Challenge
promotions everywhere
Note
is2g
It's Me Again
It's not what you think
yakult
just
bitter blood
3 and a half days of preparations
feared
another party yay
definition 101
.
oneshot fest ( 1 )
taggguuuu
hakuryuu ren
psychotic society
oneshot fest (2)
i actually "sleep-talk"?
Tag <3
list of things i don't like
i am trolling an AI
I'll dump my shit art here
• 30-day challenge • day 1 •
• 30-day challenge • day 2 •
• 30-day challenge • day 3 •
random shit and farewell note (?)
• 30-day challenge • day 4 •
• 30-day challenge • day 5 •
• 30-day challenge • day 6 •
bus experience went boom
• 30-day challenge • day 7 •
• 30-day challnge • day 8 •
• 30-day challenge • day 9 •
• 30-day challenge • day 10 •
• 30-day challenge • day 11 •
• 30-day challenge • day 12 •
• 30-day challenge • day 13 •
• 30-day challenge • day 14 •
• 30-day challenge • day 15 •
• 30-day challenge • day 16 •
• 30-day challenge • day 17 •
• 30-day challenge • day 18 •
• 30-day challenge • day 19 •
• 30-day challenge • day 20 •
• 30-day challenge • day 21 •
• 30-day challenge • day 22 •
10 facts tag
• 30-day challenge • day 23 •
so i made some shite (pic chapter)
• 30-day challenge • day 24 •
• 30-day challenge • day 25 •
• 30-day challenge • day 26 •
• 30-day challenge • day 27 •
• 30 day challenge • day 28 •
a small piece of comedic tragedy by yours truly
• 30-day challenge • day 29 •
• 30-day challenge • day 30 (finally) •
the hundredth time i'll be doing this is2g
it's been a while
.
definitely
well aware
what have i done now?
you think?
let me just ask
how selflessness actually works (in my opinion)
some uncharacteristic positivity
dead apple (movie review)
a list of things i hate
i'll just leave these here
idk how to title this
thanos is actually stupid
imagine this
godfucking dammit-
simple-mindedness
excuse me

Hello, It's Me

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By noxiousseraph

Don't mind me. I'm just re-doing tags and shit that even I am tired of.

Don't judge.

I need distraction.

*gags*

----

ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?

- Nnnope. I'm trying to be one tho.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER? SALTY OR SWEET?

- Taste of my food or people's attitudes? Please specify.

NINJA OR PIRATE?

- You know what? Screw you ambitious children. NEET. I'd be a NEET.

WOULD YOU HATE SPENDING THE DAY ALONE? WHY?

- Meh. No one spends anytime alone. There's your cool ghost bestfriend and the pesky pests. But if even those do disappear, I'd probably start to question your life decisions. I already interrogated mine, and it seems like they abused the right to remain silent.

AUTOBOTS OR DECEPTICONS?

- Bumblebee.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TELEVISION PROGRAM?

- The Gladiatorial games. I liked to think of the arena as a TV. The blood was just ketchup on the screen, that's all.

ARE YOU A COLLECTOR OF ANYTHING? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?

- Data. About you, him, her, your father, your mother. And candles scented with hatred and betrayal.

IF YOU COULD BE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

- A fucking Tryrannosaurus Rex. I'll eat everyone, yay, Happy Meal.

IF YOU HAD ANY SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

- The power to finally die.

WHAT IS YOUR USUAL FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP?

- "Goddamnit."

WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP?

- "O, Great Lord Zeus give me gold coins."

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

- The color of a wilted leaf.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?

- People.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN EXTRATERRESTRIALS OR LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?

- Yes, dear. I ate an alien once. And it tasted awful.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

- Of course I believe in my friends! Bitch, they exist. Unlike your future.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ADDICTED TO A VIDEO GAME OR A COMPUTER GAME? WHICH ONE?

- It's called "Putting A Group Of Friends Together In A Room That Does Not Allow Escape And Seeing Who Attempts To Kill Who". Available on Google Play.

IF YOU WERE GIVEN ONE MILLION DOLLARS, WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON?

- A guillotine. . . And sushi. Ramen. A bomb. More bombs. I heard they were 50% off over at Walmart.

HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?

- Recognizing your existence.

WHICH BAD HABITS, IF ANY, DRIVE YOU CRAZY?

- Trying.

LIST YOUR BEST PERSONALITY TRAITS.

- I am a nice person.

- I care about my job, sir. I care about you.

- I see dead people.

LIST YOUR WORST PERSONALITY TRAITS.

- I lost it, actually. I was joking.

HAVE ANY CELEBRITY CRUSHES?

- Ever seen M&M's? Pretty popular, I might say.

WHAT IS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?

- Who is this "self" you speak of? Doesn't answer.

ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

- Are slave brands considered tattoos? --//slapped

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?

- Analyzing mortality. . . Bingo.

WHAT PERSONALITY TRAITS DO YOU DISLIKE MOST IN A PARTNER?

- Distrustful

- Prone to misunderstanding

- Jumps to conclusions

- Refuses to understand me at all

WHAT PERSONALITY TRAITS DO YOU LIKE MOST IN A PARTNER?

- Logical

- Has money-- //kicked

- Is wiling to learn

- Admits mistakes

- Sees everyone as equal

DO YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING MARRIED IN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS?

- Nope. I'd probably be dead by then. I hope.

ARE YOU A CLEAN OR MESSY PERSON?

- Messy. Totally. That's probably why I misplace my relationships with everyone I meet. HahahAAaa fuck.

IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

- 6 feet underground in a beautiful coffin.

LIST FIVE GOALS ON YOUR LIFE'S TO-DO LIST.

- Stop doubting people.

- Become Bill Gates' best friend and stab his money out of him.

- Kill the teacher.

- Have a lonely burial with the gold I got from Bill Gates.

- Become Hades' right hand man and ditch Persephone so Demeter would stop being emo.

NAME ONE REGRET YOU HAVE.

- Looking at your face. I happened to have stolen a glance of it when I was 10 and I'm still having nightmares about it.

NAME ONE THING YOU MISS BEING A KID.

- Having the ability to literally bounce back up after falling face-first onto the ground.

NAME ONE THING YOU LOVE BEING AN ADULT.

- Being concerned about the screaming neighbors.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?

- The melody that forms when a person cries while screaming in hopelessness.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

- Despairing over the moldy peanut butter sandwiches.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A SUNDAY MORNING?

- Trying to see if my ballpen grows into a sword after uncapping it. I stab my ghost friend right after with the point because it just won't work, though.

HAVE ANY SECRET TALENTS?

- Blowing up buildings and friendships.

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WALK THE GREEN MILE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AS A LAST MEAL?

- My Mikasa Ackerman figurine.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB?

- I'd be a senpai.

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE: 1 MILLION DOLLARS OR TRUE LOVE?

- Let me think about the color I'd have my Ferrari painted with.

IF YOU HAD THREE WISHES GRANTED, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?

- Undo this curse, gaddeym.

- Actually have a friendship that would last for more than, what, 7 months?

- Infinite wishes bitch.

EVER WISHED YOU WERE BORN AS THE OPPOSITE SEX? IF SO, WHY?

- Yeah. I'm curious about how my life would have been, and because there are less unnecessary conflicts in the world of men.

NAME ONE THING MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

- Which me? The me before 6 years old or the me at 7, at 8, 8.6, 9, 10, 11, 11.1, 11.2, 11.3, 11.4, 11.5, 11.6, 11.7, 11.8, 11.9, 11.99, 12 12.5, 12. 7, 13, 13.5, 13. 7 or 13.9? Which one?

IF YOU HAD TO CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

- Hmmm. . . I'd remove it.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTERLIFE?

- Dimension 1 or 2?

ON THE LIST OF POLITICS, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT COOKIES?

- Cookies are delicious.

WHAT IS THE STATEMENT TO AN UNANSWERED QUESTION?

- IDK.

~○○○○○○○~●●●●●●●~

MUSICAL ANSWERS

● HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

• Little Game

• Uhhh. . . Okay? So I feel as if I'm being controlled and shit? Nope. Not me.

●WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?

• Alumina

• Wooow, it's a Death Note song. It's cool though, probably. Gave me good advice.

●HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?

• Unravel

• They see me as a total freak who creates their own problems, is trapped in their own world, and thinks they're something else beyond human comprehension when they're the lamest little shit they've ever set their eyes on? Totally.

● WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

• I'll Take You

• Nope. 'Devil gonna leave you'.

● WHAT IS YOUR BESTFRIEND'S THEME SONG?

• Hall Of Fame

• I started crying mentally. Yes, of course. It is. That person is getting to the 'Hall of Fame' now, feeding me dust. Sure.

● WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?

• The Disappearance Of Hatsune Miku

• . . . My playlist just fucking roasted me. I know, okay? No need to remind me.

● WHAT WILL HIGH SCHOOL LIFE BE LIKE?

• Cantarella

• Yes, this song has some connection to how I got highschool started, but it's not like this at all.

● HOW WILL YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?

• Shatter Me

• In other words, I won't be able to.

● WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?

• Splash Free

• . . . Well. . .

● TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS.

• Alice Baskerville Character Song

• HOLY SHIT this is the most accurate thing I've seen in a while.

● HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?

• Dark Horse

• It is. Literally. Blame 12.

● WHAT SONG WILL PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

• Ama No Jaku

• Then that probably ain't me lying in the coffin LMAO.

● HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?

• My Heart Is Broken

• The 'world' thinks I can't go on this way but can't go back to where I came from and i can't find a way to heal my soul, wandering 'til the end of time, torn away from whoever this 'you' is. Probably my true self, wow, I never knew the world could be so understanding.

● WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?

• So Ist Es Immer

• Yeah, yeah. I knew it. Sure. No need to remind me.

● DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST OVER YOU?

• Little Did You Know

• This song means so much, it's not worth the question LMAO.

● HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?

• How To Be A Heartbreaker

• Oops. I'm enjoying this song so much. It's what people think I am; lying little shit who leaves people when they're bored with them, so I'll live up to it, then. And yes, sure, this makes me happy. Entertaining. Pure gold.

● WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

• Taking Off

• Never let go of a dream, it says. Well shit.

● WILL YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

• Bad Apple

• I will be a Madam Red, I guess.

● WHAT IS YOUR DEEP, DARK SECRET?

• Witch Hunt

• . . . Just when I was-- *spouts nonsense* uggggh

● WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?

• New Divide

• Most likely. I'm laughing LMAO.

● WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?

• Locked Away

• I fear letting people know about my high vulnerability and all my faults because I'm afraid of being left alone? Wow, that's probably it. I remember I was like that before I turned 6.

● WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED ON YOUR WEDDING?

• Coming Home

• This is going to be a fancy as hell wedding with crying people.

● WILL YOU BE RICH?

• NO SCARED

• Nope. Hahaha damn. The only hope that keeps me alive just fell down the cliff.

ARE YOU A GOOD CHEF?

• Carolyn

• No, but Carolyn is.

● WHAT WILL YOU GROW UP TO BE?

• The Mad Hatter.

• The Mad Hatter. Welcome to my tea party.

● WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS LIKE?

• Perfect Two

• LMAO an extra whopping of mockery right here.

● WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS?

• A Tale Of Six Trillion Years And A Night

• I don't understand.

● WILL YOU EVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

• Wonderland

• It talks about nothing else besides being infatuated with someone. Nvm.

● ARE YOU SCARY?

• I'm Gonna Show You Crazy

• Probably. The song is seriously scary.

● ARE YOU A FRIENDLY PERSON?

• Take Me To Church

• Nope. Born sick, yes, but friendly, no. Yandere, totally.

● ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE?

• Battle Scars

• No. Just ruined. Probably insane in regards to thinking someone will acknowledge me and then wanting to die.

● WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU GOING TO GET FROM A FORTUNE COOKIE NEXT TIME YOU GET ONE?

• Emperor's New Clothes

• Imma rise and take my crown back, bitches. Oh yeah.

● IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

• Regards to Love: Eros

• LOL. I can't.

● WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO?

• Everytime You Kissed Me

• Enough feels pls.

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