1) Take as many boxes of condoms as you can carry and randomly put in peoples shopping carts when they aren't looking
2) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathroom
3) walk up to a random employee and in the most official voice, say ' Code 4 in the warehouse! ' and just see what they do
4)when a clerk asks if you need help throw yourself to the ground, fake cry, and shout " why can't you people just leave me alone! "
5) Hide in clothes racks and when people browse shout " PICK ME. PICK ME "
6) Go to the hunting department and while you are handling a gun ask if they know where the Anti-depressants are.
7)Dart around the store look around very suspiciously and loudly hum " Mission impossible " them