private messages
tomathan
drop whatever you're doing
melanoma
i don't want to drop adam i might hurt him
melanoma
get it
melanoma
just kidding i'm eating m&m cereal and writing vengeful yelp reviews
tomathan
i didn't know m&ms made a cereal
melanoma
they don't it's just m&ms in a bowl of milk
tomathan
knock knock
tomathan
it's diabetes
melanoma
i can do what i want get off my dick
melanoma
also the only food we have is halloween candy
tomathan
it's december
melanoma
fine "legally expired" halloween candy
tomathan
i pity your doctor
melanoma
joke's on you i haven't been able to afford to go to the doctor in years
tomathan
dear god
tomathan
well speaking of health issues
tomathan
tomathan
this picture caused a lot of them for me
melanoma
oh my god
tomathan
i know it was a paparazzi picture taken this morning
melanoma
june "accidentally" snapchatted me this picture last night too
melanoma
tomathan
sweet god on earth
tomathan
are you thinking what i'm thinking
melanoma
is it taco bell
tomathan
what
melanoma
is it jaundice
tomathan
mel no
melanoma
i got it
melanoma
it's danny devito's knee caps
tomathan
this isn't a guessing game
melanoma
i won didn't i
tomathan
no i was thinking return of the jebi worked
melanoma
actually you might be right
melanoma
they were together last night and they were together this morning
melanoma
you know what that means
tomathan
they went stargazing
melanoma
they had sex
tomathan
oh
tomathan
our things were different
melanoma
stargazing?
melanoma
who are you galileo galilei
melanoma
is this the scientific revolution
tomathan
what i think it's romantic
tomathan
i'm an old soul
melanoma
sure gladys
melanoma
go back to speed walking or baking casseroles or whatever
tomathan
funny
tomathan
anyway what should we do about this
melanoma
i guess we should respect their privacy and keep it to ourselves
tomathan
you're right
tomathan
or...
melanoma
or?
tomathan
or we could publicly expose them in the groupchat
melanoma
i knew there was a reason we became friends
AUTHOR'S NOTE: sorry for the short chapter i just needed to use up some leftover manips from sonata and pay my debt to luminite