Lebanese girl problems

By dancingwithMj

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Will you be the hummus to my pita bread? [In no way am I shaming my culture and I love it very much <3 And i... More

Intro
Haram
Allah
You know you're Lebanese when
Grades
Racism
You know you're Lebanese when
Shisha
Beirut
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Arabic
A girls reputation
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Greeting someone
Getting yelled at
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Discipline
Partayyyyz
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Food
Remedies
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Politics
Growing up lebanese
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Wallah
The hand...
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Growing Up Lebanese
The Rhymes
Arabic Music
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Lebanese Sweets
Arab Time
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Literal translations
Family gatherings
You Know You Are Lebanese When
The many body gestures
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Dates
Arab Superstitions
You Know You Are Lebanese When
Marriage
Telephones
You Know You Are Lebanese When
You speak Arabic?
Successful Parents

The Friend Policy

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By dancingwithMj

Ahhhh the beautiful world of having friends who are not Lebanese. A.k.a Your parents won't trust you for shit.
Shall we continue ?😂

When it comes to having/ making friends, Lebanese parents can get... how you say... extremely strict. As in... you might as well not have friends cause ya won't be able to see them strict.

You wanna hang out with your bestie for more than one day? Hayate forget it! One day is enough in the eyes of your beautiful middle eastern parents. You also know what this means right?

Thatssss rightttt

Sleeep ovaaaasss

A.k.a wtf is a sleepover if it's not at one of your cousins house.

Yesss. The beautiful world of not being able to sleep over your white friends homes because like I said... seeing your bestie for one day is enough. Which alsooo means ⬇️

You get to miss out and feel left out on every single birthday party sleepover you've ever been invited too(: yeah it's great:) r.i.p social life, if ya haven't noticed

If you ask your beautiful Arab parents to sleep over it'll probably go like this

You: "mama is it okay if I sleep over lea's house today?"
Mama: "your cousin Lea?"
You: "no mama my friend."
Mama without hesitation: "eh, la2" (yeah, no)
You: "but why?!!"
Mama: "didn't you already see Lea last month? That is enough! God forbid you should ever stay home and spend time with your family.*rambles on and on about how horrible of a daughter you are while you tune out*
You: "okay okay I get it!"
Mama: "eh, leken sideh bousik." (Okay then shut your mouth)

There ya have it habibis! The magnificent friend policy! This is why your cousins are your best friends, cause that's all your aloud to hang out with! ;)

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HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL HABIBI GANG! 🇱🇧❤️IM SOSO SORRY I NEVER UPDATED SCHOOL IS A KILLER YO. But I hope you enjoyed this chapter I love you all from the bottom of my heart ❤️ and on a totally different subject ma birthday is comin up! Nov 26th 🤭😋 when are your birthdays??

Please vote and comment because nothing makes me happier then your guys' reactions 💁🏻‍♀️💎💎💘

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