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HAPPY TEXTING!
THATSEXYOPPA:
GUESS WHAT!?
THATBADBITXH:
What?
THATSEXYOPPA is typing.........
THATSEXYOPPA:
I want to meet you on my birthday which is in 3 weeks!•̀.̫•́✧
THATBADBITXH:
I probably can't. When's your bday?
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THATSEXYOPPA:
On Friday the 13th ;)
THATBADBITXH:
Oh snap!
THATSEXYOPPA is typing........
THATSEXYOPPA:
What's up? You can't come because you're visiting parents or something?
THATSEXYOPPA:
It's fine if you can't because I know you have better things to do. *Cries and dies of loneliness*
THATBADBITXH:
Thanks for putting words in my mouth dickhead!
THATBADBITXH:
I broke up with my 15th boyfriend on that day.
THATBADBITXH:
He ditched me at the movies and I found him sucking on some girls face.
THATSEXYOPPA is typing........
THATSEXYOPPA:
How many boyfriend's did you have?
THATSEXYOPPA:
What does that make me?
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THATSEXYOPPA changed their username to LittlePepper69
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LittlePepper69:
Hellooooo!?
LittlePepper69:
SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER ME!?
LittlePepper69:
*Sends a virtual flick to your forehead*
LittlePepper69:
Btw how is my profile name?😏😉😎
LittlePepper69:
BITCH ANSWER ME!
LittlePepper69:
FINE THEN! FUCK YOU TOO!
THATBADBITXH:
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
THATBADBITXH:
I WAS CHECKING MY CALENDAR TO SEE IF I'M BUSINESS YOU SEXY DUMBASS! 😑😡
LittlePepper69 is typing..........
LittlePepper69:
Yeah you can't deny the fact I'm handsome as fuck.
LittlePepper69:
Now! Answer my question!
LittlePepper69:
How many boyfriend's did you have? What does that make me? And do you like my username?
THATBADBITXH:
I had 16 boyfriend's and you're my 17th and your username............
THATBADBITXH:
All of my boyfriend's cheated on me so you're nothing like them.
THATBADBITXH:
I hope not anyway.
LittlePepper69 is typing..........
LittlePepper69:
Like who am I going to cheat on you with?
THATBADBITXH:
That Jungcock guy, whatever his name is.
LittlePepper69 is typing.........
LittlePepper69:
Can you not? And his name is Jungkook.
LittlePepper69:
So are you available on that day?
THATBADBITXH:
Yep!
THATBADBITXH:
I set my calendar and everything!
THATBADBITXH:
Where are we meeting and what time?
LittlePepper69 is typing.........
LittlePepper69:
LET'S MEET AT MCDONALD'S!
LittlePepper69:
😂😂😂
THATBADBITXH:
Hahahahahah very funny😑😒
THATBADBITXH:
And do you live in Korea or somewhere else?
LittlePepper69 is typing.......
LittlePepper69:
I live in Busan. You?
THATBADBITXH:
Oh I live in Osaka.
LittlePepper69 is typing........
LittlePepper69:
That's Japan right?
THATBADBITXH:
Yep!ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。
THATBADBITXH:
Weren't you there with Jungkook?
LittlePepper69 is typing.........
LittlePepper69:
Yes I was but I'm not good at remembering cities.
LittlePepper69:
Meet me in Toronto, Canada at the WonderFall Café.
LittlePepper69:
At 7:30p.m
THATBADBITXH:
Not good at remembering cities rightttt.
THATBADBITXH:
And do you have the money to get me over there? Remember I have no job at the moment cause nobody wants to hire me.
LittlePepper69 is typing........
LittlePepper69:
I'll send money to your bank account.
LittlePepper69:
Give me the details.
THATBADBITXH:
*Deciding either to give you the details or not*
LittlePepper69 is typing..........
LittlePepper69:
You can trust me.😊
THATBADBITXH:
Nvm!
THATBADBITXH:
Turns out I have enough money!😀😄
LittlePepper69 is typing.........
LittlePepper69:
So it's set?
THATBADBITXH:
Yep!ლ('ڡ'ლ)
THATBADBITXH:
I'm tired so gn!😪😴
LittlePepper69 is typing........
LittlePepper69:
It's still light outside!😣😕
THATBADBITXH:
That doesn't change the fact I'm sleepy so gn!
LittlePepper69 is typing........
LittlePepper69:
Gn I guess......
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A/N:
I was reading Addiction p.j.m and it made all my books look like trash!😢😭😭
Authors with over 10k followers be saying their books are horrible when they should take my books and wipe their tears cause my books are horrible!
Btw.....
The author:
@azurenight
Her book:
Addiction
Go check her out if not already!ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。