You: do u want sum fuk?
Taebear: no ron
You: i got u blue
You: hey gurl
You: want some tail?
Taebear: ron, ur tail is smol
You: wut
You: swiggity swooty
Taebear: 😂😂😂
Taebear: hey how are you feeling lately?
You: oh same old
You: friends still abandoning me
You: i wish they can feel the pain i'm feeling
You: like revenge
Taebear: ignore them, don't waste your breath on them
You: ya know what
You: you're 100000000000000000000% correct
You: fuck them arseholes
You: i have bts anyways
Taebear: I'm guessing you waste your life on them don't you?
You: sadly yes
You: ahh just they're perfect
You: i wish i could meet them
Taebear: what would you do if you met them?
You: well i would immediately ask yoongi to marry me
You: haha no
You: i'll probably cry and hide behind a damn tree
You: praying they wouldn't notice me
You: i mean i'm only (your height)
You: i can blend in with the elves
You: ooh Jimin can join me
Taebear: 😂😂😂
You: He's probably taller than me tbh
You: most of my friends are taller than me
Taebear: finally he'll be taller than someone
You: ooh he should celebrate that he's not the shortest person
Taebear: he should, I'll tell him
You: LMAO
You: I doubt he'll notice you
Taebear: oh we're pretty close
You: the fuck?
Taebear: in my imagination aish sorry
You: you scared me holy shit
You: i had a theory before
Taebear: what was it about
You: that i was secretly messaging a bts member and i didn't know it
You: then he popped out of nowhere
Taebear: like chucky?
You: YES
You: but he just asked to hang out
You: but before, he scared me and i threw whatever i had in my hands which was hot soup
You: :)
Taebear: remind me not to scare you
You: i just did
You: tada
You: bow down to me peasant
Taebear: sorry you're not my queen
You: :0
You: blocking
You blocked Taebear!