[] If I'll be an Eridan Ampora []
I imagined myself oneday as Eridan Ampora. *imagines*
There.
I am Eridan Ampora.
So, let's see..
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Me: Heeeeeeyyy Sollux Fef's my gf get away
Sollux: don't tell me what to do. Fef loves me more
Me: wwhere's my damn wweapon
Sollux: *hides* Fef he's gonna kill meeeeee
Me: *hides weapon and brings out flowers* Hey Fef, so I brought you this flowers cuz I think they're hot. And I think you're hot too
Feferi: o)( I wuuv you Eri but I wuuv Sollux more. And t)(ose flowers are beautiful! T)(ey look great next to the ones t)(at Sollux gave me!
Me: *frowns* *Sits in the emo corner* *gets a guitar and sings with mah awesome voice* Oooooagsjdhdbskandhhh I'm forevah alone. I--
Feferi: *cuts off Eridan and throws him in the sea and let Kraken devour him*
Me: Hi! So it's me Eridan. I just died a wwhile ago// shot
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Yep.. I wanna be Eridan Ampora.
Here's the sad reality. Everybody was angered when Eridan killed Fef but no body cried when Eridan was cut in half :<
Imagine Eridan as an onion (( the violet onion )). Now, CRY PEOPLE CRY