My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

By Starryxnight_

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#1 in humor on 24.01.2018 Picture this- You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day sta... More

▪ 1. Pyaar Diwana Hota Hai ▪
▪ 2. The Flash(Female) ▪
▪ 3. Friendzoned ▪
▪ 4. Surprise Or Shock? ▪
▪ 5. FanGirling ▪
▪ 6. Lost And Found ▪
▪ 7. Jealous Me?... Nah! ▪
▪ 8. Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki Tragedy ▪
▪ 9. Heart Break Alert ▪
▪ 10. Kyunki PagalPanti Bhi Zaroori Hai ▪
▪ 11. Dealing With The Devil ▪
▪ 12. Murder Mystery ▪
▪ 13. Messing Up Things. ▪
▪ 14. Nightmares. ▪
▪ 15. Outburst. ▪
▪ 16. A Reason To Live ▪
▪ 17. I Promise. ▪
▪ 18. Khatro Ke Khiladi ▪
▪ 19. BREAK-UP NO. 100! ▪
▪ 20. True love. ▪
▪ 21. Is this love? ▪
▪ 22. Maine hothon se lagai toh. ▪
▪ 23. Good Girl Gone Bad! ▪
▪ 24. Sharing Pain. ▪
▪ 25. Surprise. ▪
▪ 26. Mine to Love. ▪
▪ 27. Yeh Wahi Ladka Hai Na? ▪
▪ 28. Bondings. ▪
▪ 29. She Left. ▪
▪ 30. With love, from Bhai. ▪
▪ 31. One Step Closer. ▪
▪ 32. Who are you? ▪
▪ 33.We aren't going on a war, are we? ▪
▪ 34. Barish. ▪
▪ 35. Can I have Gems Instead? ▪
▪ 36. Will You Be My Valentine? ▪
▪ 37. Dil Tut Gaya ▪
▪ 38. Bhoot Aaya! ▪
39. Aap Yaha Aye Kisliye?
40. Valentine's.
41. Hatke Valentine?
42. Hum Tum...Kidnap Hogaye!
43. Ab Kya?
44. Didi? Jijaji?
45. Doc, Mere Dil Meh Aap Ho!
46.Tu aise bol raha hai jaise mere peeche..
47. Durrrr ki 'friend'!
48. Abhi Kyun Mara?
49. Bol Do Na Zara...
50. Aryman, may you R.I.P.
51. Dadi Tu Kab Jayegi😢
52. Let Me Heal You.
53. Shaadi Pakki?
54. Main dua karti hu...
56. Someone puh-lease kill me!
57. Just follow my instructions you idio!
58. Jungle main aag lagi...
59. Chalo jail chale...
60. Bole toh...
61. Sath samundar par...
62. The End

55. Ab Dangal hoga!

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"Ha-ha! Ghar par koi nahi hai! Main toh akele mera cake khaunga!" I rubbed my hands in excitement.

What? Don't judge me! Food does that to me...

Readers tum nahi samjoge! Cake cake hota hai!

"My cake, here i come!!!" I sang and danced.

I was waiting for so long.

Red velvet cake..yummmm.

I opened my fridge and tired locating my cake.

But there was none.

I checked

once

Nahi hai!

twice

Abhi bhi nahi hai😢

thrice.

Thoda sa bhi nahi hai!!😭😭😭😭

"Kal thak toh idar hi tha!?"

I am sure i had seen it yesterday. The last piece was mine! Everyone devoured their piece but i couldn't.

"Don't tell me fridge mere cake ko kha gaya!" I huffed.

Mukti? Nah my bacha won't do this to me.

Alya? Hahah...usne toh kal khud apna piece mukti ko diya tha. Fitness freak.

Dhruv? No. He is not that passionate for cakes.

Nandu? Nah! My gf knows me better.

Dadi? No,i guess.

Fenil... my bestie aisa nahi karegi! Woh cake chor nahi ho sakti.

Aryman ya cabir!!👊👊

Ting tong!

The bell rang. I guess the ladies were back from their never ending shopping.

"Home sweet home!!" Mukti barged in with 5 shopping bags followed by alya then chasmish,majak, arya and cabir.

Acha hai!

Acha hai!!!😏

"So guys, kuch khane chale?" I asked

"Hah! Pizza!" Cabir shouted.

"Nahi! Pani puri!" Majak spoke

"Majak! Pizza Is final!" Cabir mocked back.

"No its not final its full of fats!" Alya tu kyun boli?

"Manik mujhe pani puri khani hai!" She cribbed.

"Dosa!" Aryaman and chasmish shouted together and started laughing.

"Cake khane chalte hai!" I said and all looked at me confused.

"Cake?!"

" Cake?!"

" Cake?!" Cabir, majak and aryaman said one after the other.

"Kal hi toh khaya tha!" Aryman said in a bored tone.

"Maine nahi khaya!" I said and examined cabir and aryman's facial expression change.

Chor ke dadee main tinka!😎(hindi proverb)

"aise kaise nahi khaya? Fridge main hi tha!" Mukti said and went to check the fridge.

"Okay chod! Lets play!" I suggested.

"What?"

"Chor..police!" i said looking at cabir and aryaman with a smirk.

"Okay so i will be the police and cabir and aryaman chor!"

"Yehhh! Maza aayega main recording karungi.." majak clapped her hands in excitement and went to take the camera.

"Main make up artist!" Alya said and opened her make up ka pitara.

'dude en log pagal hai kya?'😈

'I agree! Specially yeh alya aur majak!'😇

' dono antic piece hai! One in million😂'😈

'Ab humara manik bhi toh kuch kaam nahi hai! Dono ko confront karne ke bajaye chor chor police police khel raha hai!'😇

'Manik ka toh poocho hi nahi! Aisa pagal maine meri life main nahi dekha!'😈

Just shut up! Shut up!

'maine shirt nahi peheni toh up kaise karu..hahahh'😈

'Bad majak!😇

'Majak ko bad bola! How dare you!'😈

'Kyun? Tujhe kya hua? Kuch chal raha hai kya?'😇

'Kuch nahi chup pagal!' (Devil blushed and vanished😈)

"Cabir idar aao! Main nah tumhari ek eye phod dungi!" Alya exclaimed and cabir's eyes depicted horror.

"What!?" Aryman too shivered

"Areer make up se! Chor lagne chahiye na tum dono!" Alya pulled them and started her work.

So basically after everybody finished their time pass and lots and lots of bakwass we started.

"So cabir tumne cake ko akri baar-" i was interrupted by majak.

"Wait!!!!! Maine action nahi bola!"

She positioned her camera and shouted...

"Lights!!!!"

"Cameraaaaa!!!"

"Act-" this time she was interrupted by nandini.

" wait guys mukti aur mere liye popcorn nahi hai! Shooting kaise dekhenge?" She smiled sheepishly and ran to the kitchen.

Argggg!!!

"Guys but why are we going THIS?" Mukti questioned.

"Aree mukti tu maja lena! Kyun kar rahe hai? kaise kar rahe hai?,ki farak painda hai?" Alya explained her.

Wow!

Isse explain karna bhi aata hai¿ i am surprised!

"Sorry chalo start!" Chasmish settled

"Rollingggg!!!"

"Sound!!"

"And actionnnn!!!"

"So cabir tumne cake ko last time kab dekha tha?"

"Umm...maine last apna khaya tha!" He shuttered

"Maine yeh nahi poocha kiska khaya tha! Maine poocha tha last kab dekha tha mera piece!" I banged my fist on the table.

"Shayad kal!" Aryman answered.

"tumhara naam cabir hai?" I forced a smile while asking.

"Na-ahi! Aryaman-n !" He stammered.

"Toh jab poocha jaye tab hi muh khola karo!" I was angry.....mera cake😢

"Kya acting karta hai manik!wah!" I heard majak whisper.

Meri fan hogai pagali!

Hota hai hota hai! Manik hai hi aisa!😎🙄

'You mean dumb and stupid?'😇

"Nahi! Hot and sexy!" I whispered

"Hah! So kaha the hum?" I asked cabir.

"Manik ke ghar pe!" Alya answered and i was again like alya tu kyun boli meri maa?

"Tumahra naam cabir nahi haina? Toh chup!" Aryaman scolded alya and she kept quiet.

Thanks...aryaman.

"Kisne khaya mera cake!" I roared

"Maine nahi khaya!" Cabir cried.

"Tumne hi khaya!!!"

"Nahi!"

"Hah!"

"Nahi!"

"Hah!"

"Nahi!"

"Nahi!" I out smarted him.

"Hah!"

See bakra phass gaya!😎

"Hah! Khaya! Par akele nahi!" See i knew it!

"Aryman....? You have to say something?" I asked with a smirk.

"Yes! Sharing is caring! Toh cabir and me shared it when you were taking a bath!" Aryman spilled out.

GREAT!

I started crying!

"Tum dono kamine ho! Mera cake!!! Tum log ne uska murder kar diya! Khooni ho tum dono!" Tears made their way.

"Kya acting karta hai!'' Majak commented and i felt isko utha ke khidki ke bahar phekdu.

Ufffff!!!!!

"toh tujhe tera cake zyada pyaara tha?" Cabir gave me that sass bahu ke serial wale looks jo sass deti hai.

Kaisa dharam sankat hai bhagwan?

Cake ke liye bhai ko phod du?😭💔

"Hah!"

Common! Cake is important.!

"Tune mere cake ka murder kiya hai!

Main nah bhoolunga.....

Main na bhoolungaa......" i sang and he cried.

"Guys this is getting serious! Stop!" Chasmish stopped.

"Nahi nandu! This is Serious! Ab isne decision le hi liya hai toh..i am in! Main nahi darta kisise!" Cabir wiped his tears.

"hah! I am with you!" Aryman supported.

"Ab dangal hoga!" Cabir whispered.

***********
Okay! Yeah i am alive!

Marna nahi bass late hogaya😭😭! Exam tha!

How was the update?

Fav part?

Chor police??😎

Alya and majak who is more funny?

Devil has a thing for majak are you kidding me??🙄😂😂😂😂

Dangal..hmm..what do you think?

Which team do you support?

#phir milte hai😘

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