litty kiddos
dustin:
HEY YALL
what's up what did everyone do last night
max:
i talked with el on the phone for like three hours
el:
yes indeed i can confirm that happened
richie:
i slept
lucas:
wow interesting
i watched netflix bc my life is boring
will:
mike n ben n bev n stanley and i went bowling
bill:
and i wasn't invited?? 😤😤😤
mike:
stanley called you you said you had too much homework DONT BLAME US
bill:
sigh
eddie:
i was with ellie. we saw a movie and then went for dinner and hung out at her place
richie:
ellie?
eddie:
the girl i like
richie:
oh.
will:
oh yeah uh eddie do you know if ellie can come to my party or
eddie:
she can but she'll have to leave early
like nine ish
will:
ok sounds like a plan
eddie:
yeah. can't wait for you guys to meet her
i really love her
stanley:
isn't it a little soon for love?
bill:
we're um
we're really happy for you eddie
richie:
yeah
will:
ANYWAY
there was this job that i applied for online last week and i should hear back todAy
el:
o that's really cooL!!!!! i hope you get it
max:
i applied online the other day for a few jobs also wow
bev:
that is true
ben:
lucas:
JESUS BEN
richie:
if THAT AINT ME
stanley:
ben and his memes
will:
did someone say MEMES
bill:
will NO
will:
will YES
bev:
DELETE YOURSELF
mike:
get the fUCK OUT
lucas:
mike:
why do you guys E x i S t??????
ben:
el:
bev:
BIG MOOD
max:
ME EVERYDAY THANKS
dustin:
will:
you.... you fucking Got me.
dustin:
i fucking Knew it. i Knew It™
stanley:
bill:
stan WHY
stanley:
i love you???
bill:
a guide by stanley uris
stanley:
i DO
bill:
sure sure
el:
bev just snortED
IT WAS SO CUTE SHE WAS LAUGHING AND SHE SNORTED ANS I LOOKED AT HER AND HER FACE WENT SO RED
max:
I LOVE WHEN SHE DOES THAT OH MY GOD SHES SO SWEET AN PURE
el:
rIGHT????? HOW WAS THIS EARTH BLESSED WITH SUCH AN ANGEL!!!!!
bev:
sTOPPPPP
eL WAS SAYING SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT MEMES IT WAS FUNNY STOP BULLYING ME
will:
richie:
will if yOU USE THAT REACTION PICTURE AGAIN IM THROWING FISTS
will:
pOST UP BITCH
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AUTHORS NOTE UPDATE IN THE FUTURE
I REREAD THIS WAY AFTER I FINISHED WRITING THIS BOOK AND I AM SNORTING SO LOUD AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING @ THE MEMES AND COMMENT SI LOVE YOU GUYS