"Dadi...."
"Hah beta bol..?" She cupped my cheeks.
"Tusi jaa rahe ho..??" I asked in sugar coated voice...
Agar unko mere aur chamsish ke bare meh pata hota toh...
Agar woh nandu ke fake boyfriend ke sath asli wala patch up na kar wati toh...
Agar woh meri shadi karwane pe NA tuli hoti toh...
And many more agar's.....
Then i would have loved if she would have stayed with me some more time...
Par aisa kuch hua nahi...😭😭😭😭😭😭
Isiliye ab jo bhi main khahunga sab jhoot kahunga!!😏
"Hah beta!" She slightly nodded.
"Tusi na jao!" I said cutely and tears started rolling down...
Uff!!! Cabir ke bache kitni gliserin dali hai akon meh!!!😢😢😢😢
"Aww...mera bacha aise nahi rote...dadi jaldi aa jayegi! Shhhh....itna bada hogaya hai abhi bhi rota hai!" She gently hit me on my arm and i hugged her...
Behind her back everyone were smiling and showing me thumbs up for my marvellous, crearive,smart, brilliant, out of the world...oh wait actually out of the universe acting....
Claps please.!😁
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Okay itna kafi hogaya...thanks!
"I will miss you!dadi!.." aryman came and hugged her.
"We all will miss u DADI!!!"
Everyone of us shouted and pounced on her taking her in a group hug.
"I will miss you kids more!" She said kissing everyone's forehead.
And my last dialog
"Jana jaroori hai?" I said and her eyes softened..
"Hah!" She said with a small nod and once again hugged me...
"Good bye...miss me!" I said
Giving us once last glance she went away...
"YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!" cabir was the first one to shout!
And he started dancing like crazy!
"Guys aaj ki party mere taraf se!!!....Finally woh chali gayi...mujhe kitna mara😢😢😭😭😭 main na bhulunga...!!!!" His eyes widen remembering that moment.
"Main na bhulunga!!!" He sang shaking his head.
"Cabir chod na tere kaam hi aise hai! Tu mar khane layak hi hai" Mukti said and sat besided me.
"Oh i know mere kaam bohot ache hai!" He said flipping his hair and then everyone started laughing.
"Cabir hum pizza party karenge !" Aryman said dreamingly licking his lips.
"Okay!! Main abhi order karke aati hu" mukti said.
"Hello? One-minos..?" She said
Phone call convo
(Bold- mukti)
(The person on the other side)
Yes madam oneminos se akshay kumar speaking..how may i help u??
One peppy panne- wait! kya kaha tumne akshay kumar? Oh hero kya bol rahe ho?
Madam...apne aap ko hero!😏
Par tum akshay kumar kaise ho sakte ho?
Aree madam main future akshay kumar hu!
Kaise?
Woh kya haina main bhi mumbai aunga phir na main sabse pehele pani puri khaunga..
Pani puri kyun?
Aree madam pehele pet pooja phir kaam duja...
Okay... right! continue..
Hah! Phir na meh marines jaunga...phir-
Are jaldi shortcut meh bolona pura time nahi hai mere pass..
Acha dyaan se sunna...main-mumbai-panipuri-struggle-actor-dil wale dulaniya le jayenge-deepika se shadi-phir tehmur (safi kareena ka beta) hogaya...happy happy ending.!
Aree...re..re ruko!
Madam main ek hi jagh par ruka hu..aur aap tension na lo main na kahi nahi jaa raha apse dur...
Oaey tamiz se baat kar! Main karate champion hu...main pehele tujhe doungi phir marungi phir sukaungi!
Oh acha aise bolo na.....Washing machine ki add karne meh interested ho! Main jabhi akshay kumar ban jaounga tab aapko bhi side heroine ka kaam dilwa dunga....
Oh main singer hu aur tu kya mujhe kaam dilwayega! Pehele yeh jaan le ki hum Mumbai main hi rehete hai! Akshay ki wife twinkle hai aur tehmur kisi aur ka beta hai and last but not the least .... ddlj shah rukh ki film hai!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
(We can hear crying)
Ab bache ke tarah ro kyu raha hai!!?
Mujhe kisine bataya nahi ki main already mumbai meh hu!!!
(And then he started laughing.)
Mukti instantly disconnected the call.
"Pata nahi kaha kaha se logo ko oneminos meh job de dete hai!!! Brainless, dumb, stupid,idiot, dumbhead..."
"Oaey meri rajdani express rukh jaa kispe apne golden words ki barish kar rahi hai!?"
"Main woh-" but she was cut in between
"Acha chod..pizza order kiya?"
"Hah main-"
"Acha hua tune kar diya mujhe toh lag raha tha main bhuk ke mare mar jaungi!!"
"Mar janungi??" Mukti asked confused
"Dekha bola na bhuk ke mare pagla gaya hu abhi sun....arz kiya hai..." he stopped and looked at mukti
She gave him a have-u-lost-it look
"Bol irshad...!!!!" He said
"Nahi bolungi...tu sachi pagal hogaya hai pehele hi us stupid pizza boy ne mera dimaag kha liya ap uski jagah tu pit jaega!"
"Plz...muku...meri pyari muku irshad bol na..!" He said nudging her.
"Ok fine! Irshad!..." she gave in.
"jaise car nahi chalti bina petrol,
jaise car nahi chalti bina petrol....
cabir nahi chalta bina cheese, burger ya aloo roll..roll..roll!!!
Wah wah dekh bhuk ne mujhe shayar bhi bana diya!"
He praised himself and mukti after giving him a smack left him.
But also not before muttering a "stupid!"
"Ouch bhole bache ko marti hai sharam nahi aati!" He cried and followed her..
Ting tong!
"Main janta hu tu mera dil kabhi nahi thode gi! Pizza agaya I love you muku!!!!" Cabir sang and went to open the door.
"Maine toh pizza order hi nahi kiya abhi tak!" Mukti murmured besides me and i looked at her in confusion.
Isne pizza order nahi kiya toh abhi kon aaya hai?
Soon my question was answered when cabir shouted in a horror tone.
"DADI!!!!!!"
"Hah main cabir!" She smiled and handed him a large suitcase jiske karn woh zamin par gir gaya.😂😂😂
"Dadi aap gayi nahi?" My tone was unsure.
"Nahi woh main jab jane ki sochi toh mujhe tum sab ka rota hu chehra yaad aa gaya isiliye flight chod di! Waise bhi mujhe yaha kaam hai!" She smiled wholeheartedly and we all gave weak smiles to one another.
"Dadi tu kab jayegi?" Mukti went and side hugged her.
"Main?! Main toh ab manik ki shadi karwa ke hi jaoungi!" She said and cabir who was lying on the floor gave an expression
Mar gaye!
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