[On the phone]
Normani: Camila, where are you?
Camila: I am in an... unknown location.
Normani: You're in your bunk. I can hear you.
Camila:
Camila: *Quieter* No I'm not.
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Jade to Simon: We're mature young ladies!!
Perrie: *Rushing through the door* I found a snail outside! Can I keep it?!
Jade: ... Most of us, are mature young ladies.
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*First time meeting*
Ally: Hi names Ally broo-
Lauren: I don't care about that, your names Ally Jauregui now.
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Jesy: *Making an angry face*
Leigh: Stop making that face Jesy, you know I hate that face!
Jesy: *Inches away from Leigh's face* This is my only face! I don't have a lot of faces! If you don't like looking at my face, Leigh... look at my ass!
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Dinah: So if you had a dick, you still wouldn't use protection?
Camila: Absolutely not.
Ally: What if you were to get mani pregnant? Huh? What would you call that?
Camila: I'd call that a caramel miracle, my friend.
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*Interview with the girls*
Interviewer: Name a fact that nobody knows.
Perrie: I've made out with 3/4 of the people in this room.
Jesy:
Jade:
Leigh:
Interviewer: Alright, this interview is over.
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Lauren: Why is Camila wearing all back, with sunglasses, while we're inside?
Normani: This morning she noticed a speck of glitter on her forehead, and now she's convinced she's a vampire.
Camila: I'M THE SPAWN OF EDWARD FREAKING CULLIN.
Lauren: Sorry I asked.
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Perrie: Okay, I have a plan. It might not end well but the middle part is gonna be AWESOME.
Jesy: Perrie, go home.
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*After someone breaks Lauren's heart*
Lauren: *Crying* I don't think I can ever love again.
Ally: You will love again, sweetie, because love will fix your broken heart.
Dinah: *Preparing to throw a rock* but iT WON'T FIX THAT BITCHES CAR WINDOW!
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Jade: When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
Jesy: Last week you cried about losing your teddy bear for five hours straight.
Jade: ivE HAD HIM SINCE I WAS FIVE, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH.
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*How Dinah realized she was in love with Camila*
Dinah to herself: I like Camila's impressions of people.
Dinah: And her jokes are really funny too.
Dinah: *Tiny gasp* Oh my god wait...
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*After catching Perrie talking to some guy across the room*
Jade to the guy: *In a fighting position* You wanna test me?! Be my guest! Come on, fight me tough guy!
Perrie: Jade, he's gay.
Jade: *Sighing* Oh thank god, I can't even fight a cold.
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Andrea: I've learned when it's past 2 a.m, you should just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2 a.m, are the wrong decisions.
Normani: Wow. That's deep. How did you learn that?
Andrea: 21 years ago I didn't make your father wear a condom, because I was too tired to argue.
Normani: ...
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*On the phone*
Leigh: Come to dinner for an unexpected date in an hour. Or else.
Jesy: Leigh, is that you?
Leigh: No.
Jesy: I know what you sound like, Leigh.
Leigh: I'm not Leigh. Just come to dinner in an hour or else.
Jesy: How will I know who you are if you're not Leigh?
Leigh: ...
Leigh: I look like Leigh.