AND THEN DRACO TURNED INTO A FIRE BREATHING BISCUIT AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD BY EATING OBAMA'S PAMPHLETS ON HOW TO DRAW A TROLL FACE.
BUT LUCKILY, PERCY JACKSON WAS ON DUTY WITH PRIM EVERDEEN, AND THEY MANAGED TO ALERT ME (CHILD OF HADES) TO FIGHT THE BISCUIT SO WE ALL LIVED!!!! AND BANANA BREAD TASTES NICE!
Okay, that wasn't the ending. Imagine that, being asked at UNI to recite the ending of your favorite story, and all you could say was, 'Banana bread tastes nice'. Wouldn't that just be shameful?
Anywho, more important matters are at hand. I have several conditions needed for me to upload the next chapter:
- A cover: I refuse to upload a story unless I have a cover for it first.
- Some inspiration: If someone could please give me some honest feedback, telling me exactly what should be improved for my writing!
- 2 more fans: Please, for the sake of OCD
-7 more votes: I hate to be one of those demanding authors, but my sole condition is I'm not going to upload without 250 votes all together.
- For Deena to hurry up and finish that pic of Rhya so I can post it on the last chapter.
Again, I hate to be a cattle prod, but I do have standards. Some, anyway...